Do not worry, as I have said... they are experienced in these matters. And have no fear, they harbor no ill will to any human being unless they have good reson to. You may feel free to contact and work with them all you wish. I will inform them to keep an eye out for you.

Aid from society operatives required! I am pinned down by creatures in the house I investigated earlier, at this adress: 8646 West Winsdor Avenue, West Cornwall, England. High necromancer is using emanations of dead children to create army of half-souled minions. Internet connection is sporadic at b...

UPDATE: I Urgently require Society aid. Am pinned down in same house mentioned, 8646 West Winsdor Avenue, West Cornwall, England. Internet connection is sporadic at best. Require immediate backup. Any available agents, please respond ASAP. AM posting alternate thread in Classifieds. Any available ag...

Ah, time travel. It's possible, but very foolish. I have evidence to support the idea that one who traveled in time and came into contact with him/her self would be trapped in an infinitely looping sequence of reality. Definitly not fun stuff.

Tabloid Hound wrote:
I'm hearing ya RC, but have you noticed how the magic seems to disappear once the Crypto's have gotten their filthy mitts on something new?

I'm also a cryptozoologist...

Ron Caliburn wrote:
Just because science has yet to properly document as sasquatch or a yeti or a compassionate conservative it doesn't eman they don't exist.

I'm a compassionate conservative...

Frankly I agree with Ammendment2. If you are to list ANY series of events and add a cryptic tone, you will likely see a conspiracy. How do you think New Age bookstores make so much money? Conspiracies that aren't there. There is plenty of really scary stuff out there, without having to look at coinc...

Choosing to ignore the words of the honorable Debunker... May I be so bold as to submit a format for submissions? NAME OF PHENOMINA: (Species, common designation, proper name (If applicable)) example: Boogieman, species unknown, goes by name of Thurgo DATE OF ENCOUNTER: (Day, month, year) LOCATION: ...

I don't know to what extent the Society interests itself in conspiracies, UFOs, Black Projects, and other non-supernatural bizzare occurances, but this sounds a lot like an experimental chemical test. Something to make one's foes aggressive, to cause dissention amongst enemy ranks. It sounds to me l...

Anyone else notice the date on the story? APRIL FIRST! April fools, anyone? It was a harmless parnk, not real zombies, not an attempt at a cover-up, not even an attempt to discredit us. Believe me, I'm paranoid enough not to trust anything, but this is a little much for a harmless prank... If you ne...

I would certainly advise the utmost caution. Mokuro-Nybo come to mind, Lion Spirits. Might I suggest bringing along a traditional tribal shield if you decide to investigate?

I have numerous contacts skilled in dimensional travel, but one in particular comes to mind. One mr. Valmore Carmen. He was involved in a military experiment involving teleportation of atomic warheads. He now has the singular ability to travel through the dimensions, with one exeption: He can never ...

Upon learning of Alastor’s encounter, and the loss of Willhein Greene, I decided to take matters into my own hands. Dr. Purple and myself would return to the house, and dispatch the threat. Dr. Purple carried his customary magnums, while I relied upon more… subtle methods. We approached the house on...

As I explained in my post on the Roll-Call thread, I am not the heroic type. I prefer to mastermind the operation, to provide information, and to hire help when needed. My good friend and colleague Dr. Alastor Purple generally handles the daring-do portion of supernatural regulation. That said, I ha...

Astral travel is well within my influence. I thank you for your input. Mr Caliburn, if you could locate Mary... I would indeed be indebted to you. Merely locate her for me, and I will deal with the rest.

They are... very rescourceful.

Ah, another of my pet projects. Homonculi, artificial humans. This sounds to me more like a golem, because of the glowing eyes. If it is, indeed, a golem, then there is a simple formula for its destruction. Upon its forhead should be written the Hebrew word Amet , or "Life." By erasing the first cha...

Returning to the original topic: Consider the problem dealt with. I have a few contacts in Las Vegas. They used to be a sort of Japanese "Knights Templar." They were kicked out of Japan during WWII, when they objected to the sneak attacks on Pearl Harbor. I helped them settle down in Las Vegas, (Qui...

I do not argue that fact that she suffered immense brain damage through some unknown agent. I merely wish to know why. I hold no doubt that it was no accidental damage, that is was a "Latent effect." That is foolishness. I wish to know who is responsible for this travesty, and what Mary was hearing....

I recently recalled an alarming and disturbing incident from my youth. When I entered high school, I enrolled in an Honors English course. Among my classmates was a decidedly brilliant young lady by name of Mar. May was an odd duck. She claimed that the air told her things. Disturbing things. I will...

I have only recently learned of the Lazlo Society, and was very pleased when I discovered what a superior resource it is. My name is Elijah Sight. No, I will not state whether or not it is my real name, for obvious reasons. I have a wide variety of contacts and informants, chief among whom is me dea...

Arson? Or prevention of something much worse? I personally agree with Heretic. My vote: Burn it. sow the ground with salt, sprinkle with holy water, and plant Monkshod/Asfodel/Wolfsbane arounbd the premisis. This reminds me of an... unpleasant... experience back in New Mexico a few years ago.

Camoflauge monsters, eh? Sounds to me like a corruption or modification of the old Mothman legends. Not to say that there's no truth to it...

I seem to recall the specifics of this case. It would seem at first to be a Poltergiest phenomina. The family in question was protestant, and did not believe in ghosts, so the phenomina was labelled a "witch" Holy water, excorcism, and other traditional means of dispelling an evil spirit had no avai...