Funeral Dirge

General discussions of issues of the paranormal affecting our community. A place where you can ask questions, and others will offer answers.
The Dark Voice
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Post by The Dark Voice »

Yes, feel the fire burn it all away.

Your friends will not be able to save you in time crusader.

Bring me the vessel, we must work quickly.
By the hands of you fools, my Master shall be freed.
Bert_the_Turtle
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

If you guys need weapons I have a cache in the area.
Dym, Ваша боль будет вечна
Shadowstalker
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Post by Shadowstalker »

Bert you worry me sometimes, exactly how many caches do you have?
But no worries we are covered, thanks anyways.
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Bert_the_Turtle
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

A better question is "Bert, where don't you have weapons hidden?"
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Shadowstalker
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Post by Shadowstalker »

I was trying not to worry anyone else.
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Hit Squirrel
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Post by Hit Squirrel »

HI BERT & SHADOW!

I have something you guys may like to try. Flashbang acorns.
I got the idea from you Bert :oops: You're so smart even though you are not really a turtle. Maybe when you guys are done you can help my team find The Hopfather and his sinister R.A.P. lair. This is good popcorn. Do you like popcorn? I have to go Whiskers wants me to change the channel again. Bye Bye.
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Shadowstalker
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Post by Shadowstalker »

Sure Hit Squirrel I would love to help.
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Bert_the_Turtle
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

Hit Squirrel, I am going to busy all the way through August. I have so much going on! I like that idea! Flashbang Acorns! I like popcorn too! I have some special seasonings for it that I think you'd like ^_^.
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Koralth
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Post by Koralth »

Thanks for the offer, Bert, but I think my USP will be more than enough for this.
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GhostSpider
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Post by GhostSpider »

Anarctica is probably the only place left on earth where Bert doesn't have a cache of weapons. :wink:
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Post by Shadowstalker »

I would not even be sure of that Ghost.
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Ron Caliburn
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

Well, he used to have a cache there, but the penguins got into it . . . wasn't pretty.
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Bert_the_Turtle
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

I have the United States covered. Once you move beyond its boarders my supply caches become fewer and fewer.
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Ron Caliburn
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

Well you seem to have been on a few international adventures lately, perhaps you should start expanding.

Remember, I do volume discounts too.
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Bert_the_Turtle
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

:lol: True. I need to think about that.
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Ron Caliburn
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

I got a nice line on some HK416s
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Bert_the_Turtle
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

Nice! Are you back in business yet? I'll have a big order for ya if you are. Are you in your new home yet even? I can't recall.
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Ron Caliburn
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

I never really went out of buisness, I just don't have my own store/showroom/storage anymore. I'm operating out of one of my competitors offices and storing my inventory in witha number of other dealers.

I am in the new house now. Hannah's still getitng used to this whole private bedroom idea.
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Bert_the_Turtle
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

Awesome! We'll have to get together so we can go over order details and I have some housewarming gifts for you and Hannah. Someone hurry up and heal Ron's jaw.
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Ron Caliburn
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

I can handle the order details as is . . . how's your sign language?
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Bert_the_Turtle
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

Err, military sign language isn't really good for general communications.
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GhostSpider
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Post by GhostSpider »

Well, he used to have a cache there, but the penguins got into it . . . wasn't pretty.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I think that it was my imagining of what that would look like, that made it so funny. :D

Oh and Ron, if you'd like, I could stop by your new place and intsall some protection wards.
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Ron Caliburn
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

Bert,

I was referring to ASL (lived with a deaf-mute at the institution, so I picked it up). If not, we can do our buisness on paper or via email or PM.

GS,

Thanks for the offer, I already got that angle on its way to being covered. I hope you're feeling better.
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GhostSpider
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Post by GhostSpider »

Actually Ron I'm feeling a hell of a lot better.

Frankly, that's got me worried. :?
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Ron Caliburn
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

Me too.

Someone said that cults usually don't guard sacrifices - they were wrong. Cults guard sacrifices very closely because they are so hard to get and their deaths must happen at the specific time and place to be useful.

I don't think you are out of the woods yet.
Ain't nuthin' that can't die.

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Bert_the_Turtle
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

I figured you meant ASL of which I only know what you post for the Sign/Countersign.
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Ron Caliburn
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

So e-mail order it is I guess.
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Bert_the_Turtle
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

I'm not in a hurry though. I'll wait til your jaw is all healed up and I'll treat you and Hannah to lunch.
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Ron Caliburn
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

Fine, it would be nice to see you eating something that didn't come in a bar format.
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Bert_the_Turtle
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

Hey! I love real food! Its just that I always have plenty of rations laying around.
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