Funeral Dirge

The Dark Voice · Post by **The Dark Voice** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:04 pm

Yes, feel the fire burn it all away.

Your friends will not be able to save you in time crusader.

Bring me the vessel, we must work quickly.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:44 pm

If you guys need weapons I have a cache in the area.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:49 pm

Bert you worry me sometimes, exactly how many caches do you have?
But no worries we are covered, thanks anyways.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:56 pm

A better question is "Bert, where don't you have weapons hidden?"

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:15 am

I was trying not to worry anyone else.

Hit Squirrel · Post by **Hit Squirrel** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:33 am

HI BERT & SHADOW!

I have something you guys may like to try. Flashbang acorns.
I got the idea from you Bert :oops:

You're so smart even though you are not really a turtle. Maybe when you guys are done you can help my team find The Hopfather and his sinister R.A.P. lair. This is good popcorn. Do you like popcorn? I have to go Whiskers wants me to change the channel again. Bye Bye.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:20 am

Sure Hit Squirrel I would love to help.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:30 am

Hit Squirrel, I am going to busy all the way through August. I have so much going on! I like that idea! Flashbang Acorns! I like popcorn too! I have some special seasonings for it that I think you'd like ^_^.

Koralth · Post by **Koralth** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:11 am

Thanks for the offer, Bert, but I think my USP will be more than enough for this.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:45 am

Anarctica is probably the only place left on earth where Bert doesn't have a cache of weapons. :wink:

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:25 am

I would not even be sure of that Ghost.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:27 am

Well, he used to have a cache there, but the penguins got into it . . . wasn't pretty.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:23 pm

I have the United States covered. Once you move beyond its boarders my supply caches become fewer and fewer.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:28 pm

Well you seem to have been on a few international adventures lately, perhaps you should start expanding.

Remember, I do volume discounts too.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:31 pm

True. I need to think about that.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:45 pm

I got a nice line on some HK416s

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:08 pm

Nice! Are you back in business yet? I'll have a big order for ya if you are. Are you in your new home yet even? I can't recall.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:44 pm

I never really went out of buisness, I just don't have my own store/showroom/storage anymore. I'm operating out of one of my competitors offices and storing my inventory in witha number of other dealers.

I am in the new house now. Hannah's still getitng used to this whole private bedroom idea.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:12 pm

Awesome! We'll have to get together so we can go over order details and I have some housewarming gifts for you and Hannah. Someone hurry up and heal Ron's jaw.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:15 pm

I can handle the order details as is . . . how's your sign language?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:51 pm

Err, military sign language isn't really good for general communications.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:44 pm

Well, he used to have a cache there, but the penguins got into it . . . wasn't pretty.

I think that it was my imagining of what that would look like, that made it so funny.

Oh and Ron, if you'd like, I could stop by your new place and intsall some protection wards.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:47 pm

Bert,

I was referring to ASL (lived with a deaf-mute at the institution, so I picked it up). If not, we can do our buisness on paper or via email or PM.

GS,

Thanks for the offer, I already got that angle on its way to being covered. I hope you're feeling better.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:07 pm

Actually Ron I'm feeling a hell of a lot better.

Frankly, that's got me worried.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:26 pm

Me too.

Someone said that cults usually don't guard sacrifices - they were wrong. Cults guard sacrifices very closely because they are so hard to get and their deaths must happen at the specific time and place to be useful.

I don't think you are out of the woods yet.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:28 pm

I figured you meant ASL of which I only know what you post for the Sign/Countersign.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:30 pm

So e-mail order it is I guess.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:32 pm

I'm not in a hurry though. I'll wait til your jaw is all healed up and I'll treat you and Hannah to lunch.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:38 pm

Fine, it would be nice to see you eating something that didn't come in a bar format.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:53 pm

Hey! I love real food! Its just that I always have plenty of rations laying around.