Laundry day

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:09 pm

Wow, it has been a busy ten days. Busy in a good way though. Here's an overview: we crushed a cult, saved some damsels, defenestrated a cult leader, destroyed some golems, generously redistributed some wealth, saved a town, and that was all before the weekend (which was even busier).

It all started on laundry day...

At first glance, the town of Schuyler, NC had little to offer. Still, all we were really interested in was the Suds O'matic. Living in a winnebago with 4 other people and no washing machine, means that the first stop in any town we passed through was the laundry place.

Anyhow, this one was open 24 hrs a day, which was good because we didn't get into town until after 1 AM on Monday. The suds O'matic was dead. The only people there was the night manager and us. Now doing your laundry is time consuming, so we all had to find something to keep us busy. I brought in my laptop, put in a dvd and watched some of the best tv show ever made: Mystery Science theater 3000.

We were 3/4 way done with our laundry when the doors slammed open and a young girl in a bloodstained white dress came running in, screaming for help. Then things got really interesting.....

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:18 pm

Trouble always finds me when I go near Laundromats!

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:51 pm

Though I wish you would visit them a little more frequently . . . that or stay down wind next time we're workign together.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:01 am

Gosh darnit! My clothes get washed plenty often! I just avoid Laundromats now! Last time I went in one I ended up in the Land of Nightmares!

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:16 am

I just avoid Laundromats now! Last time I went in one I ended up in the Land of Nightmares!

Hmm, maybe you shouldn't have used a public restroom then. :wink:

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:17 am

Even before my little misadventure with Bert, I and my team have had a few weird encounters in or near Laundomats. They just seem to attract trouble.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:31 am

They are all run by evil Lawn Gnomes with a sock fetish of the left foot.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:13 am

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Gosh darnit! My clothes get washed plenty often! I just avoid Laundromats now! Last time I went in one I ended up in the Land of Nightmares!

Yes... Russia is not for the faint hearted

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:36 am

I think that Laundromats are the Trailer Parks of the Urban Sprawl. Except instead of attracting tornados they attract weird shit.

And Russia wasn't that bad. The company was good at least

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:44 am

Yes Russia was the pleasent end to that little trip.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:48 am

Bert_the_Turtle wrote: And Russia wasn't that bad. The company was good at least

He's talking bout Natasha :oops:

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:50 am

More than likely.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:06 am

I think Bert has a girl in every country he's ever been to, plus in every state too.
:twisted:

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:37 am

Does that inclued State of mind?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:47 am

I dunno, are we counting the Dreamstream as "State of Mind"? :lol:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:13 am

Holister wrote:
Bert_the_Turtle wrote: And Russia wasn't that bad. The company was good at least

He's talking bout Natasha

Or was it the old dragon lady?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:14 am

Holister wrote:I think Bert has a girl in every country he's ever been to, plus in every state too.

Define has.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:24 am

Has - Deffinition; as in do not leave him alone in the same room with Natasha for more than 10 minutes.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:26 am

Why?

He might try to put make up on her or style her hair?

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:46 am

Has or had?

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:36 pm

Kolya wrote:
Holister wrote:
Bert_the_Turtle wrote: And Russia wasn't that bad. The company was good at least

He's talking bout Natasha

Or was it the old dragon lady?

He was very friendly with her.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:37 pm

Kolya wrote:
Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Gosh darnit! My clothes get washed plenty often! I just avoid Laundromats now! Last time I went in one I ended up in the Land of Nightmares!

Yes... Russia is not for the faint hearted

Funny joke.

It is getting better.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:38 pm

Holister wrote:
Bert_the_Turtle wrote: And Russia wasn't that bad. The company was good at least

He's talking bout Natasha

He spent more time with Sasha and Kolya than with me, by the way.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:49 pm

And a fair amount of that time in a closet :lol:

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:53 pm

Yes, well, I enjoyed the company, too..

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:57 pm

Bert is a lot of fun, I agree.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:06 pm

So try to be nicer

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:58 am

He's just jealous

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:03 am

hehe

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:50 pm

*gives Natasha the Sign Language T*