A Humorous Bite #2

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Holister
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A Humorous Bite #2

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The Return of Evil Ron

- By Benjamin Jerimiah Holister

Its is late at night at the secret lair of Ron Caliburn (which in located in the old bat cave sold to him by Adam West for $12 and a sound bite).

(Knock Knock)

(Door Opens)

" BOO! Its me Evil Ron. "

RON - " Dude, you just ain't tryin' any more. "

Evil Ron - " Well its eiter this or a Tooth Fairy position. "

Ron - "You poor man. "

(Door Slams)

The End
"Too serve and protect", somethin' bout that gets a lil' blurred when dealin' with the supernatural.
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Ron Caliburn
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

You forgot the

BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM!!!!!

where I unload the Saiga.
Ain't nuthin' that can't die.

Delta Sierra
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Post by Razor »

YES!!!
Secrets and secrets, truth and lies, but which is which? Not knowing is the way to die.
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Shadowstalker
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Post by Shadowstalker »

Thats not all he is forgeting, lets us not forget a good ass kicking first for being such a major Pain.
To find the darkness you have walk in the shadows.
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