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A Humorous Bite #1
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:09 pm
by Holister
In times of trouble and turmoil it is best to know that luaghter is still the best medicine. Speaking of which, once Cee reads, Im gonna need lots of it.
I call this little tail
" My Date with Celeste Darken "
-By Benjamin Jerimiah Holister
(Knock, knock)
(Door opens)
"Hi Celeste, ready for our...
"Gggrrrr" (pounce, bite, suck, suck, suck, pop, wipe wipe)
(Door closes)
(Body falls - THUD!)
(Head Raises)
"It ...was...still...worth...it.."
(Thud)
The End...
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:19 pm
by Shadowstalker
Oh that is wrong, wrong, so wrong and Holister you have some major issues.
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:38 pm
by Bert_the_Turtle
Oh Ben, Hahahaha, that is sooo not good!
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:38 pm
by Razor
*snickers like a madman gone looney*.... damn.. just damn
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:44 pm
by Shadowstalker
I am haveing a vison of Celeste Counting to ten before commenting on this one. I think Holister is in trouble.
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:45 pm
by DarKnyht
Wow.....
All I can say is you have issues.... deep, deep issues.
Among them, most likely an unamused Celeste Darken.
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:54 pm
by Shadowstalker
Well she has not flayed him yet, she does have a sense of humor afterall tho Ben has been giveing it a workout of late.
Doing better
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:55 pm
by Celeste Darken
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And you say this is the first tale?
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:58 pm
by Shadowstalker
Holister one word Run you are in trouble.
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:01 pm
by Holister
Ah.....yeah....
Im so dead.
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:08 pm
by Razor
"Little piece of advice: If you see a Celeste, you do what we do. ... Run. You run your ass off."
Lucky for you . . .
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:09 pm
by Celeste Darken
Holister wrote::lol: Ah.....yeah....
Im so dead.
Not by my hand . . . or in this case, fangs. Just be careful of who you date. Lucky for you, I start over when counting, I have a lot on my mind, and I don't mind being a butt of a joke. It's good when humans laugh. You know where fairies came from, right? (If J.M. Barrie is to be trusted, that is). Now if only I understood those jokes . . . .
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:18 pm
by Holister
Tale #2...
My Dinner with Celeste Darken
-By Benjamin Jerimiah Holister
(Car stops)
" Wow Celeste, we finally made it to the restraunt. And look, you even have a bib on and everything...we havin' lobster?
(Pauses..)
" Hey wait a minute....the sign above the door says Blood Bank."
(Lunge...bite, suck, suck, suck,
pop, wipe, wipe)
"Thanks for dinner Ben."
((Car door opens))
(Thump)
"No ....problem...there...Cee.."
(Thud)
The End.
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:32 pm
by Natasha
Shadowstalker wrote:Holister one word Run you are in trouble.
More than one word!
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:36 pm
by Kolya
Natasha wrote:Shadowstalker wrote:Holister one word Run you are in trouble.
More than one word!
You should have been a lawyer...
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:46 pm
by Shadowstalker
True that was more than one word tho the primary word was "Run". Sorry if I confused anbody.
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:20 pm
by Kolya
Shadowstalker wrote:True that was more than one word tho the primary word was "Run". Sorry if I confused anbody.
You're fine. With her, you get used to it... but now she is doing it in English, too
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:37 pm
by KonThaak
Ben... I think Ron would have something to say about these little fantasies of yours. ^^; Even if they are meant in humor.
Which is not to say that I wasn't laughing my ass off at them...or at least at the first one...and a lot of the reactions to them...
It's just...yeah. ^^;