A Humorous Bite #1

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A Humorous Bite #1

Post by Holister »

In times of trouble and turmoil it is best to know that luaghter is still the best medicine. Speaking of which, once Cee reads, Im gonna need lots of it.

I call this little tail

" My Date with Celeste Darken "

-By Benjamin Jerimiah Holister

(Knock, knock)

(Door opens)

"Hi Celeste, ready for our...

"Gggrrrr" (pounce, bite, suck, suck, suck, pop, wipe wipe)

(Door closes)

(Body falls - THUD!)

(Head Raises)

"It ...was...still...worth...it.."

(Thud)

The End...
:twisted:
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Post by Shadowstalker »

Oh that is wrong, wrong, so wrong and Holister you have some major issues.
To find the darkness you have walk in the shadows.
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

Oh Ben, Hahahaha, that is sooo not good!
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Post by Razor »

*snickers like a madman gone looney*.... damn.. just damn
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Post by Shadowstalker »

I am haveing a vison of Celeste Counting to ten before commenting on this one. I think Holister is in trouble.
To find the darkness you have walk in the shadows.
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Post by DarKnyht »

:shock: Wow.....

All I can say is you have issues.... deep, deep issues.

Among them, most likely an unamused Celeste Darken.
“Whoever starts out toward the unknown must consent to venture alone.” - Andre Gide
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Post by Shadowstalker »

Well she has not flayed him yet, she does have a sense of humor afterall tho Ben has been giveing it a workout of late.
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And you say this is the first tale?
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Shadowstalker
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Post by Shadowstalker »

Holister one word Run you are in trouble.
To find the darkness you have walk in the shadows.
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Post by Holister »

:lol: Ah.....yeah.... :lol:
Im so dead. :P
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Post by Razor »

"Little piece of advice: If you see a Celeste, you do what we do. ... Run. You run your ass off."
Secrets and secrets, truth and lies, but which is which? Not knowing is the way to die.
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Lucky for you . . .

Post by Celeste Darken »

Holister wrote::lol: Ah.....yeah.... :lol:
Im so dead. :P


Not by my hand . . . or in this case, fangs. Just be careful of who you date. Lucky for you, I start over when counting, I have a lot on my mind, and I don't mind being a butt of a joke. It's good when humans laugh. You know where fairies came from, right? (If J.M. Barrie is to be trusted, that is). Now if only I understood those jokes . . . .
Death isn’t a state of nothingness. It’s a journey. What path are you forging?
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Post by Holister »

Tale #2...

My Dinner with Celeste Darken

-By Benjamin Jerimiah Holister

(Car stops)

" Wow Celeste, we finally made it to the restraunt. And look, you even have a bib on and everything...we havin' lobster?

(Pauses..)

" Hey wait a minute....the sign above the door says Blood Bank."

(Lunge...bite, suck, suck, suck,
pop, wipe, wipe)

"Thanks for dinner Ben."

((Car door opens))

(Thump)

"No ....problem...there...Cee.."

(Thud)

The End.
"Too serve and protect", somethin' bout that gets a lil' blurred when dealin' with the supernatural.
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Natasha
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Post by Natasha »

Shadowstalker wrote:Holister one word Run you are in trouble.
More than one word! :P
Наташа Крылова .:. Natasha Krilova
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Kolya
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Post by Kolya »

Natasha wrote:
Shadowstalker wrote:Holister one word Run you are in trouble.
More than one word! :P
You should have been a lawyer...
С волками жить, по-волчьи выть.
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Shadowstalker
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Post by Shadowstalker »

True that was more than one word tho the primary word was "Run". Sorry if I confused anbody.
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Post by Kolya »

Shadowstalker wrote:True that was more than one word tho the primary word was "Run". Sorry if I confused anbody.
You're fine. With her, you get used to it... but now she is doing it in English, too :o
С волками жить, по-волчьи выть.
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Post by KonThaak »

Ben... I think Ron would have something to say about these little fantasies of yours. ^^; Even if they are meant in humor.

Which is not to say that I wasn't laughing my ass off at them...or at least at the first one...and a lot of the reactions to them...

It's just...yeah. ^^;
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