What I can do for you

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 7:15 pm

As most of you might have guessed by now, I'm something of a trouble shooter . . . I find trouble and I shoot it. I move around a lot, but my mobility at any given moment has its limits. You can ask me to come and provide some back up, but I can't promise I'll be near enough to help.

On the other-hand, there are a few other things I can do. For starters I'm a licensed gun dealer and licensed gun smith. This is how I make my living. I can get most of the conventional items to you no problem, but more importantly I've been working on specialist tools for eliminating un-natural threats. If you give me a couple of weeks notice I can custom make something that might help you out. I don't do this for free, but I won't make a profit on it if I know it's going to the right hands.

Also, from my folks, I have plenty of contacts with well armed collectives of people around the continent. About one in every locality. These folks all believe that we aren't alone on the planet and are willing to do certain favours for those who've taken it upon themselves to protect innocent people from . . . well . . whatever. Most of them are kinda whacky, the rest are total nut jobs, but I can usually arrange a safe location for you to stay while you rest/recover/heal from a misadventure. The food is usually pretty good too, but I wouldn't listen too much to what they say.

So, if you can use any of my help, drop me a line.

Connor Graves · Post by **Connor Graves** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:26 am

I'm flying into Boulder in about three days. As I can't bring any firearms with me I need a few things if you can get them. I need a big bore hunting revolver with silver rounds, a sidearm preferably a Berreta but I will settle for anything 9mm. If you know any good spots in the surrounding area to whole up I'd appreciate a heads up. I got word form an associate that there have been several disappearences in that area mostly kids, but one or two adults. They've found what's left of one the adults but none of the kids. Any info or back-up will not be turned away. just let me know where the exchange will be, how much, and how you want the funds and I will get back to you.

Connor Graves

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:51 pm

Okay, i talked to my guy in Colarado. He'll be at the airport holding up a sign for Mr. MacDonald. Go up to him and say "E I E I O" and he'll say "We do it Ronnie's Way."

Yeah, yeah, it's lame, but he came up with it.

Anyway, he'll have your hook up for gear. He's got a nice S&W 500 for ya with the requisite shiney bullets. He don't like 9 mm (Says it's for Frenchmen and Commies) and he don't like Berreta (Says that's the worst travesty put on the American Infantryman since they replaced the Garand). But he has got a nice Para Ordnance pistol for ya. It's basically a Colt M1911A1 .45 ACP with a double stack magazine holding 14 rounds. He's got shiney bullets in that if you want them too. He understands that this is for the 'cause, so he'll let you walk away with the hold load for a set of fifty of Hamiltons. If you're just going to rent the guns, he'll give you back thirty of them.

He's also got a nice farm you can stay at, he'll just ask for a bit of help with the chores.

If you do stay at the farm do yourself a favor and steer clear of his daughter . . . unless you like 3rd degree burns in places the sun don't usually see.

Happy huntin'

Sean O'Neil · Post by **Sean O'Neil** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:51 pm

Ron Caliburn wrote:But he has got a nice Para Ordnance pistol for ya. It's basically a Colt M1911A1 .45 ACP with a double stack magazine holding 14 rounds.

I own that gun, very nice.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:11 pm

Not much better out there in .45. Though one of my buddies has an aftermarket module that turns any Glock to full auto. Those Glocks come in all the flavours, .380, 9mm, .40, 10 mm, .45 and .357 SIG. I wonder what it would be lock to hook up the FA module and a .45 Glock.

Connor Graves · Post by **Connor Graves** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:11 am

Thanks for the gear...he can keep the extra 20 Andrew Jackson's I threw in...it was worth it to have a place to hole up while I healed up...I'm not sure what that thing was but it's dead now...

Nice to know where to go when you need the best bang for your buck...and I took you're advice and didn't lay a finger on the gentleman's daughter...something about the way he handled that hand cannon before he passed it over clearly reminded me of your very wise words.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:06 pm

Most carriers let you have firearms in your checked-in luggage; they generally have special rules regarding the packaging and so forth. International is another ball game. But I do not know a lot about this stuff as I do not operate under such restrictions.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 7:02 pm

If you were impressed with what he can do with the hand cannon, you should see what that man can do with some vodka and vermouth . . .

How is Becky anyway? She's gotta be 18 - 19 by now.

Debunker · Post by **Debunker** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 5:41 pm

This kind of talk has a ring of terrorist activity to it. You are only going to hurt yourselves or some innocent bystanders requesting weaponry in your obviously unstable condition. After a few years of my treks looking for the supernatural, I stopped carrying weaponry, as I never needed it. You know why I haven’t needed it? Because there is no such thing as Demons and Monsters people! Put down the guns and pick up the phone and call for help, you obviously need it.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:09 pm

Hey, this world is dangerous enough without monsters for me to want to keep a piece on me all of the time.

But I have seen things that made me wish I had a LAW at hand.

Joseph Darkhold · Post by **Joseph Darkhold** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:28 pm

Or, at the very least a Steyr 15.2mm APFSDS anti-tank rifle

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:32 pm

Beleive it or not, the LAW is cheaper

Joseph Darkhold · Post by **Joseph Darkhold** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:31 pm

Oh I believe it all right, that Steyr is really expensive

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:23 pm

Been a while since I did this part of the buisness.

I wonder how that Becky is doing . . . she'd have to be in her 20s by now.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:25 pm

In the 20-21 range :lol:

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:28 pm

Hopefully she's stopped burning stuff.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:38 pm

Unles they are supernasties.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:39 pm

That would be nice - but her pa had ta hose down the silo a few times when she was younger.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:40 pm

Yea that's definitely the wrong target.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:43 pm

Wasn't so much a targeting issue as a random spontaneous occurance.

Her Pa had to flee the compound he was living in so they didn't kill her.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:45 pm

Maybe she could hook up with Sophoroto at the Estate. It's like a compound, training grounds and everything.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:04 pm

If her Pa will let her out of his sight.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:22 pm

He could go, too.

Sasha says that place is unbelievable.
But Sasha says a lot of things.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:16 pm

Yes, I noticed that about Sasha.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:26 pm

So have I.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:30 pm

You all sound a little negative hehe.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:35 pm

I'm very postive about this.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:41 pm

Damn English language.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:47 pm

Get used to it.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:49 pm

Trying to.