• Assault and Murder (A dedication)

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:34 pm**

Yeah . . . I don't think we can ask Josh out to play until Lex is done making sure he remembers that.

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:00 pm**

Now roll over Bert... good boy.

Droopy

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:02 pm**

You don't teach a turtle to roll over - it just gets stuck halfway.

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:05 pm**

Help! Help! I've rolled over and I can't get up! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:06 pm**

Isn't that part of the fun? :lol:

Droopy

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:09 pm**

In Bert's case, it's the start of the fun - that's when you get a stick to poke him with.

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:11 pm**

At least you won't put me in the microwave :lol:

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:12 pm**

Not unless we could find a big enough microwave.

Droopy

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:13 pm**

I wouldn't count on that Bert . . . one of the tinkerer's back at the farm built a microwave big enough for a whole side of beef.

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:14 pm**

You guys are crazy!

Which is saying something coming from me :lol:

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:17 pm**

Yeah, I'm considering the source of the compliment.

Though I don't think it woudl be wise to microwave you, considering the ammount of ammunition and explosives you wear on a casual basis.

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:19 pm**

Just make sure you turn the microwave on by remote.
Droopy

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:19 pm**

This is true. I wonder if anyone has tested the effects of microwaves on C4.

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:22 pm**

I'm not sure about the effects of it on C4, but they can trigger the detonator.

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:30 pm**

A quick scan of the I-net didn't come up with anything. Which may just prove that anyone who has tried it wasn't able to tell anyone else about it.

Droopy

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:43 pm**

Quite possible and altogether likely.

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:50 pm**

KonThaak wrote:The back of the head? Yeah, she never clubbed me in the *back* of the head... She hasn't stopped getting on me about it all, either. I get the feeling she's lording it over me to get something out of me for Christmas...

Hi Josh,

I've been reading up on Christmas traditions and I think I know what would be best ta get her for Christmas - hang a great big sprig of mistletoe over her favourite spot on the couch and sit down beside her for a couple of hours. The rest should take care of itself.

Hannah

PS: I hope that it works.

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 5:21 pm**

Oh that Hannah

Posted: **Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:27 pm**

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:25 am**

Cheaper than a diamond and/or a pair of shoes.

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:35 am**

I really don't know where she comes up with this stuff.

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:48 am**

Suuuuure.

Prolly gets it from her old man.

http://www.ntl.matrix.com.br/pfilho/htm ... part_i.txt

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:08 pm**

Droopy

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:41 pm**

I'm afraid to click the link

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:26 pm**

Somehow I don't exactly see Ron as the "love machine" type. Willie, on the other hand...

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:39 pm**

I'd say Ron works hard and plays hard.

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:14 pm**

I'm not really sure how plays.

I do know that he works very hard.

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:35 am**

Sadly, I think I've heard that song before...

I would make a comment, but I wanna live to see the Solstice and Christmas.

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:07 am**

I can't say that I played much at all, at least until recently.

Having a certain little girl in my life has given me a few reasons to stop and enjoy what's going on.

I rather like the change.

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:27 am**

Awwwwwwwwww

Who knew Ron was just an old softy?