Visiting Ron OR Strange Coincidences and Stranger Facts

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:54 am

Shadow's pry right, but until we get that controlling force taken off, I think we all would rather you hang tight. I'll see what I can do about it second I get my ass up there.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:40 am

I am not being controlled by anything.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:49 am

Not "Controlling" exactly but "Manipulated"

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:57 am

At least Bert gives me some credit.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:00 am

Actually Manipulated is worse. You can shake off control, but when something is working you over that subtlely, its hard to even tell its happening.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:11 am

So Bert's not giving any credit?

I'm giving you props, Ron.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:18 am

I'm giving Ron credit for recognizing it was happening and calling for help.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:39 am

Ron Rose has informed me that who or what had been messing with you did one hell of a job at it, and that she is thrilled that you were able to figure out that something was in fact going on, and asked for help. She thinks that if you had not well, Rhonda would have been without a brother, and alot of us would have been missing a friend.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:38 pm

Great. Now let me know when we have a way to stop it.

I almost went crazy last time I had to be cooped up.

Greydawn · Post by **Greydawn** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:00 pm

KonThaak wrote:Well, if I'm getting a private plane, then I guess I *can* bring Claw along. Even better. Mr. Greydawn, there're airstrips other than Midway and O'Hare that we can use... Pick one and get back to me ASAP. Even if I have to drive out to Naperville, there'll be less air traffic, and I won't have to go through a security check, if you get my drift.

Mr. Konthaak, seeing how I don't know the Chcago area perhaps you could suggest an airport. It doesn't need a very long runnway for the plane I am sending so a small municipal one will work. My pilot says he only needs about 450 yrds to land and take off.

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:55 pm

I'm here. I've eatten. I feel great.

Has Mr Fluffers been outside before or after the dogs started coming around the place? Who knows about dogs? What breed are these animals? They do not look terrifying, but even a possessed pug can tear your nuts off...

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:00 pm

Sasha, go watch Blade 3 for some really evil dogs.

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:07 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Sasha, go watch Blade 3 for some really evil dogs.

ok...must I watch 1 and 2 first?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:10 pm

They're good movies, (not the best movies but entertaining) but no. And to head Ron off, yes, I know, you hate this pop culture/media crap about the supernatural.

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:25 pm

America and pop culture are synonyms. I guess I should buy a DVD player and start acting like a 'merican. What colour's your blood? Certainly not red - or pink..

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:50 pm

Buy an Australian DVD player, that way you can watch DVDs from any zone.

And our blood is red too, just like the red stripes on Old Glory *tears up at the thought of his flag*

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:37 pm

"Bert the Turtle, please pick up the white courtesy phone. Senator McCarthy is on the line for you."

Bert, "Hello?"

The senator, "Whaddya mean RED blood!? You pink-o commie bastard, get your ass over here so I can knack you one! Bert, you and Celese (that's right Ms Red Font ... I'm on your ass now) are on my shit list. I'm watching you like stink on shit. How many commies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who gives a shit, throw their asses in the klink. McCarthy out."

Perhaps Holister has possessed me?

But seriously, it looks like the dogs came after Mr Fluffers returned. Hm.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:45 pm

Haha. Yes, McCarthy was an asshat and there is no excusing what he and fear mongers like him did andcontinue to do.

So, maybe Mr. Fluffers is more of a player than we thought and hooked up with their bitches too? :lol:

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:52 pm

Definitely, he's special, but, uh, no, I don't think so.... anyone got some doggie treats? If Stalin can make a corpse confess to being Ghengis Khan, I can get one of these bastards to sing.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:55 pm

Detain them for questioning until KT arrives.

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:03 pm

Anyone here got a leash on a pole type of thing so I can grab one of them?

Ron's like, who let the Russian in?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:14 pm

Uhh, what if you just sedated oen of them?

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:18 pm

That'd be too easy.

I like how you think.

Who's got tranqs?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:41 pm

I do. Just stick 'em in a little meat.

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:20 pm

Alright, we can do it when KT actually arrives.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:46 am

There si a lot of them.

I got a nice quiet .22 we could hin their numbers with and not have to worry about waking the neighbours.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:50 am

Ron They were talking about sedating the animals not killing them, unless they need to.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:11 am

Yeah. And only for the purpose of trying to learn something from them which we really need KT for and you know how KT feels about hurting animals. (And, I generally share his views there).

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:14 am

I'm jsut saying f we feel the need to remove them from the picture.

I feel much the same as KT about the animals . . . but if those animals are being controlled adn sent to attack us . . . well I'm sure he won't mind if we set our survival higher than theirs.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:17 am

True, although in that case I still have the dart gun from fighting Death. I just need something more appropriate to load into it than 120cc's of Thorazine.