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Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:39 pm

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Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:43 pm

I assume this means they come back after running off...

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:22 pm

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Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:43 pm

Hmm. So you have to carry one around everywhere, like when taking care of business so you actually notice them run off?

I am only half-serious by the way.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:46 pm

Anyone else get a mental image of Holister walking Duke and a bunny on leashes?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:50 pm

Quite.

I suddenly consider Nightmare Ron a pussy...

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:54 pm

Cross Holister's bunnies and Mr. Shithead (AKA Evil Ron or E-Ron) and you'd get the evil white rabbit from Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:00 pm

Holy Hand Grenades!

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:03 pm

Where's BraveSirRobin when we need him?

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:16 pm

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Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:24 pm

Holister wrote: Besides, my one Netherland Dwarf is a certified attack rabbit. I kid you not. It went through the same attack trainin regiment as I did for Duke. It actually passed. I am not making this up.

That is a level of awesome that you need Ninja Pirates to equal.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:18 pm

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Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:20 am

Wow, that's amazing. I wonder what KT would say about that.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:42 am

I would say that it's highly amusing, but not terribly surprising.

I had a Belgian Blue and another rabbit of mixed breeding back when we lived in Kansas. Unfortunately, the mix-breed vanished from its pen one night, and we failed to notice the Belgian Blue stopped gnawing on things, so his teeth grew too long to be able to eat. We were concerned that he'd stopped eating, but couldn't figure out why before it became a serious problem.

We had to put him down as he was in the mid-stages of starvation, just to end his suffering...

We also had a lot of chickens, a dog, a guard-turkey, and anywhere from 25-75 cats at a time.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:52 am

That's a shame.

A guard turkey? Wild.

My mother had a white rabbit (don't ask me for particulars, this was well before I was born). My parents went out and left the bunny free in the sun room (room was locked up but rabbit was out of its cage). When they got home, they discovered that their huskies (whom were kept outside in the yard/dog run/etc.) had broken through the wall in order to get to the rabbit.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:07 pm

KonThaak wrote:We also had a lot of chickens, a dog, a guard-turkey, and anywhere from 25-75 cats at a time.

Ah, farm life.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:15 pm

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Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:16 pm

The guy down the road does what with goats now?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:31 pm

Helps them over fences?

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:03 pm

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KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:04 pm

Guys! Ben lives in Maine, not Scotland! Sheesh. =P

*ahem*

Yeah, had a lot of memories back on that farm.

And yes, Bert, a guard turkey. =P

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:06 pm

Back in Greek Mythology an old couple had a Guard Goose.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:00 pm

And look where they are now..

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:10 pm

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BraveSirRobin · Post by **BraveSirRobin** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:22 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Where's BraveSirRobin when we need him?

Running away, obviously.

That and the ice storm knocked out power to about 95% of the town (Springfield, MO was on CNN!), so I've been largely without internet access, other than five minutes or so every day at work (my McDonalds is one of THREE that has power: we've been SWAMPED).

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:23 pm

Holister wrote:He'ld rather eat cabbage and snuggle all day.

Sounds like you got a Russian rabbit there...

Attack rabbits sounds like a good idea, until Bozo the Clown comes stomping through the room.

BraveSirRobin · Post by **BraveSirRobin** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:31 pm

Holister wrote:Well Im trying to get the rest of the to pass the same regiment as Duke did. Heck, if one rabbit could do it, why not the est. Though Binx may not pass it all to well. He'ld rather eat cabbage and snuggle all day.

But an attack rabbit is a good idea, heck, who in their right mind would expect it. They break into your house in the dark, the suddenly something bites through their achilies tendon, as the fall down, something sudden starts to bite at your juggular and wrists.
Before you know it, its "Night of The Lepus" all over again.

Could Work?

And I thought I was the only one who saw that movie.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:39 pm

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Bearshaman · Post by **Bearshaman** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:51 pm

Holister wrote:" Everyone listen! There is a heard of killer rabbits heading this way! "

Yes, listen, you can hear them...the herd is getting closer..ROFL

Sorry Holister, couldn't resist.

But as for guard rabbits, not as silly as you would think, didn't realize when holding a little bunny one time, little bastards have claws that will slice through skin like a razor. Remember, they DIG...sharp claws, sharp incisors and strong legs. Nasty combo.