Turtles are a Smart and Noble Animal

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:48 am

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp ... 4#22198544

Sorry but we don't have a General or Comedy sub-forum to put this stuff in

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:56 am

Oh those turtles.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:02 pm

Psychologist wrote:Would you like to see my turtle do tricks?

Yea but can his blow up a football stadium? :mrgreen:

I need a little good cheer right now. I'm sooo bummed out. Worn down. Staring at the ceiling instead of sleeping. Thanks Bert.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:05 pm

You're welcome!

And if it could blow up a stadium could it outrun the timer?

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:07 pm

"Ok T-5 days!" *turtle starts fleeing*

It's good to laugh.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:12 pm

Hahahaha, yes it is ^__^

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:33 pm

Laughing's good.

Taking out a supernasty is best.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:36 pm

Laughing is good.

Taking out a Supernasty is better.

Taking out a Supernasty while l aughing is best.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:42 pm

Just take out the supernasty and go after the next, the laughing ca come when your telling the stories later.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:07 pm

What is it about fishing and fighting supernasties that makes a man lie?

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:44 pm

"I once killed a zombified dog THIIIIIIIIS big!"

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:29 am

My stories are truthful - I usually get beaten up pretty good - but the critter gets dead.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:20 pm

What about your fishing stories?

Still joking..

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:18 pm

My fishing stories are also truthful . . . I catch fish . . . the details on the length, weight and how long it takes me to land 'em might be subject to embellisment.

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:23 am

Stick o' dynamite usually makes for a good fishing pole.

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:48 pm

Just ask Scotty. :lol: