Giant Snake

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:05 pm

Obviously that african weirdness has infected Bert.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:31 pm

You know what they say....

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:35 pm

They say alot...

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:24 pm

And who the hell are "they" to judge anything?

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:15 pm

They need to stay out of my buisness.

Anybody else got any snake monster stories btw?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:17 pm

No. I don't.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:34 pm

Anyone else then?

Ethan Skinner · Post by **Ethan Skinner** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:40 pm

I'm no expert, but does this fellow count?

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:43 pm

He's got the size, where's the story?

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:53 pm

And what, or I hope not who did it recntly eat?

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:56 pm

Precisely.

DroopyDawg · Post by **DroopyDawg** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:36 pm

Ron Caliburn wrote:Anybody else got any snake monster stories btw?

You do know that just begs to bring John Holmes into the discussion.

Droopy

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:37 pm

No it doesn't.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:05 am

Is he related to Mike Holmes at all?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:06 am

Who's John Holmes?

DroopyDawg · Post by **DroopyDawg** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:19 am

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Is he related to Mike Holmes at all?

If you mean the Canadian construction guy, then possible but I doubt it.

Kolya wrote: Who's John Holmes?

Look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Holmes_%28actor%29

Hopefully it is self explanatory, it was a bad joke anyways.

Droopy

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:08 am

DroopyDawg wrote:
Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Is he related to Mike Holmes at all?

If you mean the Canadian construction guy, then possible but I doubt it.
Droopy

"Make it right!" I usually mentally add "bitches!" after that line :lol:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:12 am

Then you give them a hard slap with your strong pimphand?

DroopyDawg · Post by **DroopyDawg** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:14 am

I must be more brain fried than I thought... Wha?

Droopy

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:16 am

Bert's a paranormal pimp.

He's got werewolves and dreamstream catgirls in his ho train.

DroopyDawg · Post by **DroopyDawg** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:18 am

Then that means he is a pimp with a harem? Talk about keeping busy. :shock:

Droopy

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:21 am

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:37 am

Ethan Skinner · Post by **Ethan Skinner** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:43 pm

Ron Caliburn wrote:He's got the size, where's the story?

The story behind it smells as fishy as a bowl of caviar left out at room temperature for three weeks. According to the story, a team of anthropologists found this guy in South America during an expedition to discover new species of snake. They sent videos and notes periodically to show their progress. The last video shows the capture of this guy, which they said measured more than 33 feet. However, their excitement wasn't on finding this one. Rather, the tracks of an even bigger snake. One they guesstimated to be 130-140 feet long. The last minutes of the footage show them swearing their determination to find the beast.

That was back in 1992. They haven't been heard of since.

Supposedly.

I haven't been able to verify the story. The video has apparently vanished. Who knows if its true or not?

But a team has been missing since that time.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:54 pm

Bert's a paranormal pimp.

He's got werewolves and dreamstream catgirls in his ho train.

Oh, and he has random princesses lying around sometimes. :lol:

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:31 pm

A snake longer than a 10 story building is tall . . . that's a heck of a story . . . if someone can catch it, the field of cryptzoology may never be the same.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:32 pm

What does it eat? Buses?

Ethan Skinner · Post by **Ethan Skinner** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:56 pm

That's why I have my suspicions about it. If I beleived every tale I heard, I'd be an idiot. There's also what we have encountered, though.

Always the middleground on waht to beleive and what not.

Keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:56 pm

Only as a between meal snack.