Hehehe...

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:25 pm

First off...I wanted to thank both Hannah and Ei for all their help lately... I ...I fear I'd be going even more stir-crazy if not for those two...

Having said that...I have a new song to post... In the tradition of me posting songs in dedication to fallen villains...and how much they sucked for being villains...I present to you, the Windner song...

If you don't know what song this is a parody of...I recommend looking up "The Llama Song"...

...*ahem*

Here's a Windner, there's a Windner,
And another little Windner,
Fuzzy Windner, funny Windner,
Windner Windner Gabe...

Windner Windner cheesecake Windner,
Tablet brick potato Windner,
Windner Windner mushroom Windner,
Windner Windner Gabe...

I was once a Lazlite, I wrote on the boards,
But I never saw the way the dead guy made the hordes...
I was on my computer, and it told a tale!
So now listen all you folks, to this monk named Will(ie)...

Did you ever see a Windner
Kiss a Windner on the Windner?
Windner's Windner, tastes of Windner,
Windner Windner Gabe...

Half a Windner, twice the Windner,
Not a Windner, Farmer Windner,
Windner in a windmill blender,
Windner Windner Gabe...

Is that how it's told now? Is it so freaky?
Is it told by Caliburn, Bert Angel Eilonwy?
Now my song is getting thin, I know how to rave!
Time for me to retire now, and become a Gabe!

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:52 pm

Obviously he suffered alot more mental trauma than we first thought.

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:20 pm

Oh, fuck you!

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:39 pm

Me or KT?

Just for the record, my previous post was a joke. Trying to bring some humor to the situation. Something, if memory serves, that you used to do.

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:51 pm

At this point, I might as well just say it applies to you both.
As for humor, try renting a clown. I've got problems of my own to solve right now.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:24 pm

Angel... As for this post...I know you're going through hell right now, and I'm sorry... I...I wish I could've been there to stop what happened from happening. I really, really do...but things have been so somber since then...and pair that with the fact that I can barely go out at night, and barely leave this closet during the day...I haven't seen Julian or Alexis in more than two weeks, now. I'm facing the prospects of having the remainder of my days completely unable to experience any physical sensations besides pain. I may never again be able to taste, smell, or feel anything...

I can't...I can't do this much longer and stay sane, so I do things like this to break up this melancholy...

This wasn't meant to offend...but I understand if you take offense to it. Nevertheless...despite any offense you or anyone else takes...it's a perversely small bit of happiness I get. Don't deny it to me...

A. Pendragon · Post by **A. Pendragon** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:24 pm

Angel/Susan. I was there with you when James was taken from this world. I wish there was a way to save him, but there wasnt. I wish I could have sacrificed my life for his, but I dont think you nor James could have taken down Windner. I barely did. Logos and Koralth were barely holding their own against what was trying to ambush us from the rest of the house.

Again, I am sorry.

Of course, I dont how this might help alleviate your tears, but with the way the deceased just dont stay down around here, perhaps James one day will find his way back to you.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:41 pm

KT, if I managed to stay sane (well, sane-ish) with Belladrox stuck in my head, then you are damn well going to do likewise. Or...I'll kick your ass.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:51 pm

Dude, he DOESN'T EVEN HAVE AN ASS TO KICK!

We need tog et this fixed and now!

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:20 pm

Hi Gang,

KT is doin' okay physically, at least now that I got some curtains put around the den so he can walk . . . er drift around durin' tha daytime. He spends a lot of time talkin' ta me, or followin' Pa out on his patrols. I think he really misses his family, I suggested we invite them over for Thanksgivin' but Josh didn't want them ta see him like this.

Pa, he's been angry the whole time since we were in tha cave. He's grounded me about three times since then, although I only deserved it twice. He snaps at Eilonwy and Josh a bit too. I think he's just upset 'cause I snuck along like I did and he hates bein' wrong about me bein' able ta help in tha fight.

Eilonwy's really tired, she's been working really hard all day everyday on those crafts she makes. She's been really sensitive around Pa too, each time he gets mad at her I think she's gonna start cryin'. She also seems ta get really worn out when she posts like she was Celeste . . . I asked her ta stop and use her own account and voice, but she won't listen.

They all seemed ta enjoy the Thanksgivn' dinner I cooked.

Hannah

PS: Anybody heard from Willie since Hallowe'en?

Eilonwy Solstice · Post by **Eilonwy Solstice** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:06 am

Hannah wrote:Pa, he's been angry the whole time since we were in tha cave. He's grounded me about three times since then, although I only deserved it twice. He snaps at Eilonwy and Josh a bit too.

Could we please not talk about Ron, Hannah? He’s—he’s a man of . . . he chooses his own . . . I—let’s not bring him up. Please.

Hannah wrote:Eilonwy's really tired, she's been working really hard all day everyday on those crafts she makes. She also seems ta get really worn out when she posts like she was Celeste . . . I asked her ta stop and use her own account and voice, but she won't listen.

It’s . . . not that simple, Hannah. I . . . can’t remember what happened unless I . . . it’s very difficult to recall any details, and it drains me emotionally and mentally to do so.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:52 pm

Hannah, Halloween night was a night of horror. We all experienced it, whether it was inflicted upon us or we inflicted it upon ourselves. Horror like that is simply not something that is got over quickly.

You are a very insightful and intuitive child Hannah, but you are still a child. You can bounce back from these things far faster than your father or Ellie. Just give them time. Its the only thing you can do right now.

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:14 pm

seriously, I think the more she's exposed to this, the better. I think the time to give her an innocent childhood is WAAAY past, and the only thing to do now is just salvage what she's got and get her moving along. Treating her like she's still a child is pretty pointless anymore.

Willie Long · Post by **Willie Long** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:30 am

Hannah wrote:PS: Anybody heard from Willie since Hallowe'en?

No. A few days afterward I was meditating on what went wrong when Lo Fung called, and since then we've been globe-hopping on Agency business.

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:47 pm

Hi Willie!

Glad ta hear from y'all again.

I wish you hadn't had ta leave so soon, Pa and Eilonwy have been real weird since ya left. They hardly talk ta each other anymore. You're real good at gettin' them to lighten up.

Hannah

PS: Lo Fung, who's that?

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:47 pm

Yeah, well, Ei's had a few issues that she apparently dredged up recently.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:53 pm

Haven't we all.

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:41 pm

Know what, GS? You don't know shit about it, so keep your big mouth out of stuff that you've got no business saying, OK?

Willie Long · Post by **Willie Long** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:31 pm

Hannah wrote:I wish you hadn't had ta leave so soon, Pa and Eilonwy have been real weird since ya left. They hardly talk ta each other anymore. You're real good at gettin' them to lighten up.

I know, sweetie. I wanted to stay, too.

Lo Fung, who's that?

One of my bosses. He was a friend of Victor Lazlo.

Eilonwy Solstice · Post by **Eilonwy Solstice** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:06 pm

Hannah wrote: . . . Pa and Eilonwy have been real weird . . .

Well, Hannah, I . . . (am blushing, obviously . . .) it’s just been . . . one of those times when . . . well . . .

concrete_Angel wrote:Yeah, well, Ei's had a few issues that she apparently dredged up recently.

. . . I’m sorry, Susan . . . you’ve been in my thoughts a lot lately, when I haven’t been . . . you and James. Please . . . was it fast? Was it painless? I’m sorry, I just . . . I . . . .

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:21 pm

NEVER SAY THAT NAME AGAIN. This is the last time I'm letting you know.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:22 pm

Careful Eilonwy, mentioning James makes Angel explode.

So everyone remember, saying James' names is now taboo. Nobody say James anymore.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:20 pm

Konrad--or whoever the fuck you are...

SHUT THE GODDAMNED FUCKING HELL UP!

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:26 pm

Hi Everyone,

Susan, I know this is a tough time and all, but ya don't need ta use that kinda language.

Konrad, what has gotten inta y'all lately? You're really bein' mean ta people who thought you was their friend. If y'all keep this up, yous gonna deserve what ya get.

Hannah

PS: I figured sone stuff out about Ei an' Pa actin' so strange, I'll let y'all know when I got it sorted out for 'em.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:54 pm

Hannah, ask yourself one question.

Why?

Why would I want to antagonize all the people on this board? All it gets me is everyone wanting to hunt me down...Oh shit.

That's it, they want you to find me. Why?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:17 pm

Why oh shit?

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:22 pm

It was a exclamatory statement.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:25 pm

What are you afraid of?

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:26 pm

What I don't know, and right now, thats alot.

DroopyDawg · Post by **DroopyDawg** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:18 pm

GhostSpider wrote:Why would I want to antagonize all the people on this board? All it gets me is everyone wanting to hunt me down...

Unless Konrad has some kind of serious mental illness, this is the best argument against all of this being him. Even if he were possessed or mind controlled, that would not directly be him. The more I hear, the less certain I am that he is the culprit here.

We need to have a clearing house for information here. If we open up a thread to compile information here, I fear it will become corrupt and cofused by extraneous comments. I am willing to offer my services to compile information, unless someone else better suited to the effort is willing to step forward.

Enough people have died recently, we need to ensure that we don't add to the total ourselves.

Droopy

Hehehe...

Hehehe...

It . . . has been rough

Was his passing quick?