killin skeeter

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:28 am

Scotty called to thank me. Some of the leads, contacts, and info I scared up for him gave fruit.

Some of the missing folks have been found. About half of all the reported missing people have been found, though dead. We figured out that Skeeter owns another house in a very remote part of Washington County. They were able to get a search warrant and they found two deep freezers. Inside them were the remains of humans chopped into pieces and stored in clear plastic bags. The police were able to identify all six of the heads found and further confirmed that all body parts in the freezers belonged to those heads. Scotty said that in the last 2 months a total of 15 people have been reported missing. These are 6 of them. The other 9 are still unaccounted for, and it is anyone's guess how many have been consumed on the sandbar.

Mr Michigan's computer shows he was lurking the website. Still no information on what exactly allowed him to walk out of the morgue once the ME was done with him. Psychometrics are on order. Anyone near Flint with some free time, or do we need to figure something else out?

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:17 am

You can order psychometrics?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:26 am

Yes, I can.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:32 pm

Leads on skeeter hisself?

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:07 pm

He's officially on the run. Totally abandoned everything at home. Otherwise, nothing solid.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:08 pm

I wish Scotty would check in more.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:45 pm

I wish he'd send pictures of Skeeter's head on a stake.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:19 pm

Sounds like something Scotty would do.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:51 pm

I don't take trophies, but I don't frown when someone else does of these monsters.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:50 am

He wouldn't keep it.
Maude would never allow it.

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:34 am

Scotty doesn't pose for pictures with his kills.
Remember how ugly he said he was? Dead on balls accurate, basically.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:29 am

Thanks for reminding me.
And by that I mean well you know....

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:33 am

Sasha I get the feeling you earned this. *Thwack* I am not going to ask what he reminded Natasha of as I get the feeling it is bad.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:43 am

Don't say it or I'll be kicking your ass, too!

It's bad enough I have to suffer the image

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:11 am

As I said I was not going to even ask, and I still won't.

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:43 am

Hahahahaha

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:48 am

Sasha I get the feeling you deserve some real pain for your comment that started all this.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:59 pm

It's in Scotty's own words... when he was talking about charming Janet.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:40 pm

Oh yea, now I remember.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:31 pm

Sucks, ah?

Scotty · Post by **Scotty** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:10 pm

eeea uggler an a donkeys ass wid hemroids. ats ol scotty.

how yall are?

eww wee ima new man. feelin real good cos skeeters dead. i keeled him last nite. noob and i tracked im down and cornered im in a barn ike a dog treein a coon. "git yer mafuckin ass out ere skeeter!" i hollered in ta im. "fuck you scotty!" he hollered back. "ait den mafucker!" an in i turned ta noob. "git at container of gasoline outta ma pickem up truck, go round back, and lite that mafuckin barn up. you readin me?" noob got a shit eating smile on his face. sumbich loves fire. "hell yea i'm readin ya scotty" he came back.

eeeell only two ways outta at dare barn and noob was about to lite one offem up. i was waiting at da utter with ma huntin rifle. skeeter a big fat sumbich, be real easy to pop him when he come runnin outta da barn. sure nuff here he come charging as fast as his fat legs carry im. he running strate my direction so it was easy as mary jo on tuesday nite carry-o-kee at the hilltop lounge ta line his ass up in ma lupy scope. i squeezed da trigger an en i recovered from da recoil soon nuff ta see his knee cap explode an en he faceplanted on da ground. "ewww weee!" i hollered. i jumped up widma ginny an slung ma rifle an ran over were skeeter bit da dust. he was rollin round like hector wrasslin wid a gator just a wailin from da pain of losin is leg ike at. i stood over da sumbitch widma ginny restin on ma shoulder. i look over an ere i saw noob walkin tawards me. it looked ike a ged dam movie seen. he was movin slow, da fire sillowetted is figger. an impressive site. 'noob git yer ass over ere boy!' i hollered.

noob arrived gave skeeter one look an he said, "keel dat sumbich mutterfucker".

"scotty! noob! i'm sorry!" skeeter started hollerin desperate like a housewife.

"shut up mutterfucker!" noob screamed as he buried his boot inta skeeters sides.

"awww! i'm sooo sorry! noob! awwww!"

"fuckin better be, for your souls sake," an i leveled ma ginna and blew is mafuckin head into tiny bits of blood, brain, skull, eyeball, and teeth. i wiped da small bits that splattered up on ma face and beard widda sleeve of ma shirt an in i spit in da vegetable soup like mess that once was skeeters head. "mafucker," i said an i turned ta noob. "eres more of em sumbiches out ere noob an i fix ta keel as many offem as i ken. you wid me?" i asked puttin ma hand on is shoulder.

"yea scotty im widdya."

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:17 pm

Congratulations on taking down Skeeter, Scotty.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:41 pm

Hopefully the leads on the guy from Michigan have not gone too cold.

Good work Scotty!

Btw, maybe you can find another way to express how ugly you think you are, please?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:05 pm

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:34 pm

Classic plan . . . smoke 'em out.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:41 pm

An old trick, but it still works most of the time.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:50 pm

There are reasons why old tricks exist - they work.

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:41 pm

Hey, smoke 'em if ya got 'em!

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:50 pm

It sounds like they did. :twisted:

Logos · Post by **Logos** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:42 pm

I'm sorry, this whole situation has been dragged out for quite a while. I understand that Skeeter was cooking humans, and feeding them to others, which is... sickening, to say the least, but... I have some questions, if someone could help me out?

1. Aside from cannibalism (and probably murder, too, right?) did Skeeter do anything else?
2. Was Skeeter armed at the time of his execution?
3. Is there law enforcement you could have contacted to handle the situation instead of invoking this vigilante justice?

I'm not saying you were wrong to do so, I'm just wanting some clarification for personal reference.