Flashlights

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:17 am

I brought 6 flashlights with me to the States.
I returned to Russia with 10.
Is anyone missing a flashlight?

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:59 pm

*Looks around*

Damnit Sasha!!

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:30 pm

I ship it back. Or wire you some cash so that I may keep it.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:47 pm

I know I'll lose flashlights when you're around, so I only put out the ones I want you to have :lol:

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:44 pm

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:14 am

Must have been good ones you left out, otherwise he would not have taken them.

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:10 am

Hey, if they're that good, I'll take one!

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:17 am

Sasha has a Flashlight fetish, And if you believe some of the comments he also has one for dressing in Drag?

You are going to have to ask Kolya and Natasha about that thou, as they are the ones who could give you the real low down on that.

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:18 am

Just what we need-a Russian dressing.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:27 am

It's almost as bad as a french dressing.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:49 am

A Russian dressing as a French maid?

I'm gonna be Blue.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:09 pm

concrete_Angel wrote:Hey, if they're that good, I'll take one!

Yea, he has 194 flashlights now, and 4 of them cost over $300 US.

And, yes, he is a cross dresser. Or was. It has been a while since I have seen him in a skirt.

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:34 pm

Well, hell, that's no big deal. I've known some REALLY hot cross-dressers. Some were even supermodel-hot. Just as long as he's not a "oh, I'm really a lady, never mind the huge hairy beard" type.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:39 pm

I have heard he was prettier as a woman.
He cannot grow a beard either. It's weird, zero facial hair whatsoever.

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:47 pm

Well, DANM!
Do your thang, girlfriend!

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:47 pm

Lucky bastard. I'd love to not have to shave every day.

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:50 pm

No kidding.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:50 pm

You have a dress code? Why do you HAVE to shave everyday?

He would make a good wing-uh-girl for you Angel.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:51 pm

Well, no, I just like to be clean shaven.

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:54 pm

Kolya wrote:He would make a good wing-uh-girl for you Angel.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:55 pm

He would turn down the charm just enough to ensure you got the guy you wanted instead of getting both for himself. Haha.

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:58 pm

So he's gay, too? Hmm, no pseudo-lesbian action, but better fashion tips. Could work.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:00 pm

No, he's not gay.
Yes, that means someone is in for a huge surprise.
But by that time, you're already off somewhere with your guy.
So it's all good.

Eilonwy Solstice · Post by **Eilonwy Solstice** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:08 pm

This topic has taken an odd change in direction . . . .

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:09 pm

Hey, I have dated worse.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:19 pm

Well Sasha is odd.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:32 pm

This topic has taken an odd change in direction . . . .

That usually happens whenever Sasha is mentioned.

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:46 pm

I'm taking these as compliments

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:28 pm

Fortunately I'm not missing any flashlights.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:11 am

We have been working on the kleptomanic part of his hoarding behaviour. Looks like it is having some good results.