The Gentleman

Michael T · Post by **Michael T** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:51 pm

Dym I missed you bhy minutes last time, I don't plan to miss you again. Keep pushing and a lot of wieght is going to fall on your head.

Michael T.

Logos · Post by **Logos** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:53 pm

The fact that you agree with me, Dym, makes me want to evaluate exactly what is wrong with my statement.

dym · Post by **dym** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:56 pm

There is nothing wrong with it, dear. I have always been agreeable with your outlook.

dym · Post by **dym** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:58 pm

Michael T wrote:Dym I missed you bhy minutes last time, I don't plan to miss you again. Keep pushing and a lot of wieght is going to fall on your head.

Michael T.

You never plan to miss, but, somehow, you keeping missing... I am looking forward to the day when I get show you what it means to be a mage. I'm just waiting for you to kill Natasha, you know, like you do to all the women in your life.

:lol:

Michael T · Post by **Michael T** » Thu May 31, 2007 5:02 pm

Planning to show me what a mage is? Please name the time and the place and I will gladly show up for that lesson, hell I'll even bring a few bottles of bubbly for the victor to celebrate with. I have faced far worse than you Dym, I have been forced to deal with friends that have fell to corruption. I at least can say I am not afraid to face a problem head on, if you have so much faith in your magic name the date and we will test who is the best. I await the invite asshole.

Michael T.

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Thu May 31, 2007 7:12 pm

Ivan here:

Sasha three times not report. We mark him MIA, officially.

All the details are classified. We inform as it is possible.

The Gentleman · Post by **The Gentleman** » Thu May 31, 2007 7:25 pm

Good Evening Everyone,

Sasha is not Missing in Action. I know exactly where he is. He is on the slab at my taxidermist's workshop.

I think I will pose him with a realistic copy of an Asian waitress. His hand lightly brushing hers as she hands him the bill.

The Traveler King · Post by **The Traveler King** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:23 pm

The Gentleman wrote:Good Evening Everyone,

Sasha is not Missing in Action. I know exactly where he is. He is on the slab at my taxidermist's workshop.

I think I will pose him with a realistic copy of an Asian waitress. His hand lightly brushing hers as she hands him the bill.

Just for that, I'll make sure the boys are packing an extra special treat just for you.

Logos · Post by **Logos** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:33 pm

dym wrote:There is nothing wrong with it, dear. I have always been agreeable with your outlook.

It's good that you're agreeing with me, because Zack and I, we haven't been seeing eye to eye recently... I've never been with a slug before...

I'm gagging!

I'm.. oh my god, I'm vomiting!

Ugh... I'm back. Seriously though, are you HITTING on me, Dym? You've shown kindness to only several people, and, well, you don't even get along with the other pricks around here that no one likes. I'm not interested in you agreeing with me, and don't you dare call me dear. Only several people in my life are allowed to call me that, and you... you're not one of them.

The Traveler King · Post by **The Traveler King** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:36 pm

Slug, huh? Is that a euphemism or a descriptor of species.

Logos · Post by **Logos** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:38 pm

The Gentleman wrote:Good Evening Everyone,

Sasha is not Missing in Action. I know exactly where he is. He is on the slab at my taxidermist's workshop.

I think I will pose him with a realistic copy of an Asian waitress. His hand lightly brushing hers as she hands him the bill.

You're a sick, sick creature, Gentleman. I don't even think you're human. You wear a human skin, but your mind can't be human. I don't care what it takes, Zack and myself will take you down. You may hurt us, but you're never going to hurt anyone again.

Logos · Post by **Logos** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:41 pm

Traveler King, I don't believe we've met?

I called him slug for many reasons. The first, Dele Morte called him a garden slug, which leaves me to believe that it's possible that it has something to do with his species. The second - Yeah, it was a euphemism. Morte said it, and it kind of caught on.

The Traveler King · Post by **The Traveler King** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:43 pm

Logos wrote:
The Gentleman wrote:Good Evening Everyone,

Sasha is not Missing in Action. I know exactly where he is. He is on the slab at my taxidermist's workshop.

I think I will pose him with a realistic copy of an Asian waitress. His hand lightly brushing hers as she hands him the bill.

You're a sick, sick creature, Gentleman. I don't even think you're human. You wear a human skin, but your mind can't be human. I don't care what it takes, Zack and myself will take you down. You may hurt us, but you're never going to hurt anyone again.

I'll ask you the same question I asked Shadowstalker, "Need a lift?"

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:44 pm

It is more than a euphaemisim, I believe Dym is a Goqua. I will feed his remains to the void.

Logos · Post by **Logos** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:47 pm

Sure, we'll take a ride.

The Traveler King · Post by **The Traveler King** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:48 pm

Logos wrote: Traveler King, I don't believe we've met?

I called him slug for many reasons. The first, Dele Morte called him a garden slug, which leaves me to believe that it's possible that it has something to do with his species. The second - Yeah, it was a euphemism. Morte said it, and it kind of caught on.

Sorry about not saying "Hi" sooner, but until a few days ago I've had my own flavor of baddie to deal with. If you want the details, just click on my profile and sift through the posts. Anyway, the reason I asked is because that might change the rules of the game a little bit. Ever hear of a Mindolar?

The Traveler King · Post by **The Traveler King** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:49 pm

Shadowstalker wrote:It is more than a euphaemisim, I believe Dym is a Goqua. I will feed his remains to the void.

Wow, it gets MORE entertaining.

The Traveler King · Post by **The Traveler King** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:51 pm

Logos wrote: Sure, we'll take a ride.

How fast can you get your gear together?

Logos · Post by **Logos** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:00 pm

Kor and I are ready to go anytime.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:05 pm

You are not going alone.

The Traveler King · Post by **The Traveler King** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:11 pm

Logos wrote: Kor and I are ready to go anytime.

Now to see how close you are to the nearest junction point. Nav will automatically take local astronomical conditions and good old fashioned wireless internet access will account for local traffic, if necessary.

The Traveler King · Post by **The Traveler King** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:12 pm

Shadowstalker wrote:You are not going alone.

Got you pegged, too. Though you might want to move to somewhere with a bit more space.

The Gentleman · Post by **The Gentleman** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:17 pm

I would have thought that you would realize by now that nothing you do can stop or slow me.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:19 pm

And I think you are to full of yourself. You need to have some hot air released.

The Traveler King · Post by **The Traveler King** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:30 pm

The Gentleman wrote:I would have thought that you would realize by now that nothing you do can stop or slow me.

I think you'll be a little surprised at what my people can do.

BraveSirRobin · Post by **BraveSirRobin** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:33 pm

The Gentleman wrote:I would have thought that you would realize by now that nothing you do can stop or slow me.

For thinking so much of Ron, you certainly don't seem to have paid attention to his signature.

The Traveler King · Post by **The Traveler King** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:41 pm

BraveSirRobin wrote:
The Gentleman wrote:I would have thought that you would realize by now that nothing you do can stop or slow me.

For thinking so much of Ron, you certainly don't seem to have paid attention to his signature.

You want in, or are you gonna sit this one out, Robin?

The Gentleman · Post by **The Gentleman** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:42 pm

How amusing. Where the best and brightest among you have failed you are sending in the second and third stringers. Along with the women and children.

BraveSirRobin · Post by **BraveSirRobin** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:54 pm

The Traveler King wrote:You want in, or are you gonna sit this one out, Robin?

Wouldn't miss it for the world.

The Gentleman wrote:How amusing. Where the best and brightest among you have failed you are sending in the second and third stringers. Along with the women and children.

You know... I'd think an expert hunter would understand the power of strength in numbers. I mean, there's plenty of examples in nature... lions, wolves, ants, africanized honeybees. I may not pack much of a punch, but get me and a thousand people like me together and we'll kill you plenty dead.

The Traveler King · Post by **The Traveler King** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:57 pm

The Gentleman wrote:How amusing. Where the best and brightest among you have failed you are sending in the second and third stringers. Along with the women and children.

So just what four-color comic book villain acting school did you flunk out of? You REALLY have to work on your delivery there, pal.