Oh God! Help!

The Dark Voice · Post by **The Dark Voice** » Sat May 19, 2007 2:31 am

Sorry guys, but the little girl has a full head of steam, or a head full of steam

, and she isn't going to stop for anything.

Very well played Dele Morte.

Oh, by the way girl, my extraction team is quite close now. :twisted:

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Sat May 19, 2007 3:40 pm

We have Bert back. He has been set up in a more trustworhty and secure situation. Or at least I hope it will be.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sat May 19, 2007 6:43 pm

Yeah, they found me in a train station in Moscow.

Why do I keep getting dropped off in train stations

Dele Morte · Post by **Dele Morte** » Sat May 19, 2007 6:54 pm

"I am aleved to see you are well sir. Is the fair Natalia Krilova in such condition as well.

It would seem that out mutual pest, Dym, has come down with a severe case of stupidity.

{Mr. Turtle} I still offer the aid of The Society and can have a Blackout Team to your very location in under
twenty mintutes. Well, so is the case if you accept or not.

Do not worry, colonel Sampson is a good man who enjoys his work. You two should get along splendidly.

Your continued existance and the well being of Natalia are all that matter right now.

Twenty minutes and counting Mr. Turtle."

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sat May 19, 2007 8:11 pm

If you're so keen to do me a favor, here it is:

Full disclosure as to why Natasha is so damned important to everyone.

If you can't fulfill that one then don't bother offering any others.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Sat May 19, 2007 8:22 pm

Yeah, they found me in a train station in Moscow.

Why do I keep getting dropped off in train stations

Better than being left in the middle of nowhere.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sat May 19, 2007 8:45 pm

I'd make a joking comparison between Russia and Nowhere but I don't want Sasha and Natasha to hurt me :lol:

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Sun May 20, 2007 12:33 am

Depends where in Russia you are, Bert.

Dele Morte · Post by **Dele Morte** » Sun May 20, 2007 12:58 am

"You are a dilligent man Mr. Turtle, I appreciate you candor. However my affairs I do not discuss openly, especially here. Send me a private message, and I will speak with only Natalia Krilova. If she so chooses to fill you in, so be it.

But, as I said earlier. My part in this matter is already involved, with or without your consent. I can not afford to loose her, or you for that matter.

My men are in Moscow now; my
technicians are monitoring your movements even as we speak; several black out teams have been dispatched; and a swarm of Dominators wait for their orders to launch.

You have 24 hours to rescue Natalia and take Dym down Lazlites, or I will be forced too, and I will leave Moscow in charred ruins if I must.

So I suggest you hurry."

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Sun May 20, 2007 2:00 am

La dee da dee da

Why am I not surprised. However Dele Morte, Natasha doesn't seem to need saving.

So, all we got to do is take down dym. Everybody better go ahead and take a number.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun May 20, 2007 2:09 am

I have a better idea Dele Morte. You need me alive too?

Start coughing up answers or I'll put my gun to my own head. Wouldn't be the first time.

I can also arrange to have Natasha placed somewhere that nobody will find her.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Sun May 20, 2007 2:13 am

Bert! Do we need to check your meds again? Suicide is not a resonable threat to anyone.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Sun May 20, 2007 2:15 am

Man, Natasha is going to blow up when she reads that post Bert.

Shadow, I think we need to secure his weapons, for the time being. He can get them back when he decides to think clearly.

Woohoo, 600 posts baby!!!!

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Sun May 20, 2007 2:18 am

Damn shouldn't have given him back his pistols. Bert don't make me sedate you.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun May 20, 2007 2:27 am

Well, thanks guys I was only bluffing but you kinda ruined the effect by saying you stopped me.

Although, its not like you could stop me in time even if you were psychic...

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Sun May 20, 2007 2:30 am

I hoped you were Bluffing, but I have to say as far as Bluffs go that was pretty shitty.

Koralth · Post by **Koralth** » Sun May 20, 2007 2:31 am

A good bluff is so often taken seriously by those around you. Zack wants you to know that he didn't think you would really do it, either.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun May 20, 2007 2:35 am

Where the safety and happiness of Natasha is involved, there isn't anything I won't do.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Sun May 20, 2007 2:40 am

Yeah well you said it right there. "Natasha's Happiness." Your death would not do that much good.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun May 20, 2007 2:44 am

She'd get over it. I wouldn't if I didn't do everything in my power to keep her safe.

Koralth · Post by **Koralth** » Sun May 20, 2007 2:46 am

Zack was pretty upset when I told him he was wrong. Shame, Bert, shame...

I, on the other hand, understand exactly where you're coming from, Mr. Turtle. I know what it's like to be so madly in love that you'd give it all up for your significant other. Zack's spoken so highly of you, Bert... I look forward to working with you in the near future.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun May 20, 2007 2:52 am

I'm looking forward to meeting and working with you as well.

Next time I throw a training event you'll have to attend.

If nothing else you can watch people getting smacked upside the head :lol:

Koralth · Post by **Koralth** » Sun May 20, 2007 2:55 am

If I'm still as angry then as I am now, I'll be the one doing the smacking, Bert.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun May 20, 2007 3:02 am

We'll split the duty down the middle. My hand was pins and needles just from smacking Zack. And that was only day 2!

Michael T · Post by **Michael T** » Sun May 20, 2007 8:28 am

I hope that no one does anything foolish like suicide, I know some methods of make sure I can give you a piece of my mind. And a severe smack.

Pardon I need to lay down, I feel woozy.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sun May 20, 2007 11:32 am

So Bert, track down and eliminate dym, that's within your power and Natasha won't have to get over it.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Sun May 20, 2007 4:07 pm

Всем привет.

Меня зовут Надежда, а я не знаю зачем я приехала сюда.

Надия

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Sun May 20, 2007 4:23 pm

Oh, now c'mon natasha. If you're going to scold Bert, than do it in english so we can all enjoy it. :lol:

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Sun May 20, 2007 5:07 pm

Я тебя не понимаю. Извини меня, пожалуйста.

Надия

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Sun May 20, 2007 5:12 pm

She said:

Hi everyone,

My name is Nadezhda (Hope), and I do not what for I arrived here.

Nadia.

And now she just added:

I don't understand you. Forgive me, please.

It's coming from Natasha though. Hmm.