Oh God! Help!

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 17, 2007 5:21 pm

Natasha has been taken again!

She, she was in my hospital room! She started coming on to me, and then these Police-Goons burst in and put a bag over her head and zip tied her hands behind her back and carried her away!

She was screaming and crying and I couldn't help her!

dym · Post by **dym** » Thu May 17, 2007 5:27 pm

Have Whackjob put his nose to the wind. He'll sniff her out.

:lol:

Guess we'll need to find another $1 whore now.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 17, 2007 5:34 pm

I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS MOTHER FUCKER!

dym · Post by **dym** » Thu May 17, 2007 5:52 pm

Moi? I just saved you a life of pain, suffering, and chlamydia.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 17, 2007 5:57 pm

IF SHE ISN'T RETURNED I"LL SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE MAKING YOU SUFFER IN WAYS THAT WOULD DRIVE THE STRONGEST MEN MAD!

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 17, 2007 5:58 pm

I, I, I just saw a copy of me storm out of the room.

He had glowing red eyes and I swear his hair was on fire.

dym · Post by **dym** » Thu May 17, 2007 5:59 pm

Give me your best shot.

Koralth · Post by **Koralth** » Thu May 17, 2007 7:16 pm

KT and Gabe
Ron and Not Ron
Ben and Jeremiah
Bert and 'the flamer'

Am I missing anyone?

This is a frightening trend...

I'm not a fan of conspiracy theories, but is there something influencing the members of the society, to have alter egos formed, and then made tangible, or is this kind of thing REALLY that common?

Listen, Bert, there's nothing I can do right now from here, things are still really hectic, but they're calming down... If you need your men back, we've got some new people in training. Take your men, you need them more than we do.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Thu May 17, 2007 8:42 pm

Can I help now?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 17, 2007 9:16 pm

No, no, keep them. I don't want Black Badge involved in this.

Ghost, yeah, yeah. sure.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Thu May 17, 2007 9:21 pm

Alright, PM me with details of where you are.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Thu May 17, 2007 11:30 pm

GODDAMMIT! New fucking mess to clean up...

A. Pendragon · Post by **A. Pendragon** » Thu May 17, 2007 11:33 pm

I wish I could help you Bert, but even my markmanship skills wont allow me to fire a shot across the ocean.

The Dark Voice · Post by **The Dark Voice** » Fri May 18, 2007 12:48 am

I give you this one warning Lazlo Society, stay out of my way. I will see Dym destroyed for his impertinence, but I will brook no interference from the likes of you.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Fri May 18, 2007 12:52 am

Blah blah blah "my way this" blah blah blah "my way that" blah bullshit blah.

I have a proposition for you, Voice... Shut the HELL up and stay out of MY way. If I don't trip over the likes of you, I won't have reason to squash you. Which would pretty much end "your" way.

I normally don't give a shit, but you're starting to grate on my nerves.

A sensation I didn't miss having.

The Dark Voice · Post by **The Dark Voice** » Fri May 18, 2007 12:55 am

You talk tough echo, but I have bigger concerns than you.

Dele Morte · Post by **Dele Morte** » Fri May 18, 2007 1:04 am

"And so Dym, once again you bring the wrath of the world down upon your very shoulders. Your kind always does overstay its welcome.

Up until now, you actions have been amusing at best, but when you took the girl, you crossed into my affairs.

If any harm if wrought onto Natalia Krilova, prey that the Lazlites find you first.

Again, my offer for aid lies upon the table Lazlites.

The Dark Voice · Post by **The Dark Voice** » Fri May 18, 2007 1:10 am

There is still yet time, and dym has insulted my master.

As for you sir, who are you? I know nothing of you and this bothers me.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Fri May 18, 2007 1:15 am

He is one who is dead, yet lives...

A vexing problem, to be sure.

It is doubtful he will repeat the mistakes of his...creation.

His creation's death was...amusing, to say the least.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:00 am

Wait a minute - why was Natasha in your hospital room Bert? I thought she wasn't even in the same building.

Also, I didn't think she was the type to jump a man in your condition.

BraveSirRobin · Post by **BraveSirRobin** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:00 am

The Dark Voice wrote:There is still yet time, and dym has insulted my master.

As for you sir, who are you? I know nothing of you and this bothers me.

All you need to know is that he's dead... though he may not realize it yet himself.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:04 am

Ron Caliburn wrote:Wait a minute - why was Natasha in your hospital room Bert? I thought she wasn't even in the same building.

Also, I didn't think she was the type to jump a man in your condition.

I don't know! She was just there! It was the first time I saw her smile in, forever. She came in like a drifting vision of beauty and placed her hand upon my chest. And as she moved it down the goons burst in!

DarKnyht · Post by **DarKnyht** » Fri May 18, 2007 8:03 am

Do you think there is a not-Natasha or a controlled Natasha running around now?

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Fri May 18, 2007 9:53 pm

Alright folks, i've arrived in Russia. I've met up with Shadow and we're planning our next move.

Damn, forgot to bring warmer clothing. :oops:

Sorry if I startled you Shadow. :wink:

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Sat May 19, 2007 12:50 am

What?!

I been in my room all the time, sleeping.

What is happening? I think Bert delusional a bit.

DarKnyht · Post by **DarKnyht** » Sat May 19, 2007 12:55 am

Well perhaps my guess has some merit.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sat May 19, 2007 12:56 am

Would someoen in Russia get to Bert and let him know.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sat May 19, 2007 1:12 am

She was there! I saw it! She was there and I couldn't save her! I'm a failure! I couldn't save the people I love again!

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Sat May 19, 2007 1:14 am

Bert is missing! He was being dosed, the levels of Pain killers he was getting were higher than needed. It seems as if someone removed him from his room.
Dym is playing a new game it seems.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sat May 19, 2007 1:14 am

Bert - I think you were dreaming.