I Am Alive

dym · Post by **dym** » Thu May 17, 2007 11:45 am

And let you beat me to death with the tv pilot?

You are a fucking idiot.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 17, 2007 11:49 am

I'll fight ya right now bitch. I only need one good leg to kick your sorry ass.

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:01 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:O_o

And I thought I was supposed to be the one on mentally debilitating pain medication.

Yea, sorry about getting there so late and ripping that IV out of your arm. You can thank Nurse Volkova - sort of, it's nebulous. She rang my mobile phone asking me to come over to her flat.

I immediately hauled ass over to your room. "Your flat, you say?"

"Yea, Nurse Bukina took over for me."

In the car, tires squealing, "Whose orders?"

"Yours."

I hung up and slammed the gas pedal through the floorboard.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:08 pm

I am going to be responsible for maddness or death of you all.

:cry:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:13 pm

It is not your fault Natasha. Its my fault for not taking the time to do sufficient recon of the area. And its Dym's fault for being such a huge prick and trying to make you all suffer.

dym · Post by **dym** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:13 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:I'll fight ya right now bitch. I only need one good leg to kick your sorry ass.

I'm calling the shots. I say when and where.

If Aleksandr is not the one trying to kill you, who is?

Fidel is bed-ridden. Aleksandr wouldn't do it. Lyosha is, well, we will get to that soon enough. That leaves Natasha. Who else could forge orders from Aleksandr?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:15 pm

Sasha, thanks for saving my ass. I can't wait to hear how it happened.

Dym, I'm not listening to you anymore. Keep talking bitch. We'll see who ends up calling the shots.

dym · Post by **dym** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:17 pm

Natasha wrote:I am going to be responsible for maddness or death of you all.

Give in. Put Natasha away. End the pain. End the suffering. You have that power.

Quit destroying lives around you. Look around. You are responsible for the death of your Romchik, you are responsible for Whackjob's necrophilia, you are responsible for Bert's leg, which, after it gets replaced, will match his arm. Was that your plan? You cannot save Nikolai.

And, chalk one more up on the death rolls. That's right, your Alexei is dead.

It is all because of you.

dym · Post by **dym** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:19 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Dym, I'm not listening to you anymore. Keep talking bitch. We'll see who ends up calling the shots.

Just get your head out of your ass and stop thinking with your dick. That whore is going to fuck you up.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:22 pm

My leg isn't going anywhere. Its shattered not mangled.

You are not responsible for Holister's love of Cee.

And you are no more responsible for any of these hurtful things than I am responsible for the Franco Prussian War.

Deathblaster · Post by **Deathblaster** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:34 pm

dym wrote:You are responsible for the death of your Romchik, you are responsible for Whackjob's necrophilia, you are responsible for Bert's leg.

lets not for get shes responsible fore the fall of Rome, for the rise in gas prices, for all the crime in NY, for the kidnaping of the lindenburg baby, for Earhart's disapearance, for the fihgting in Isreal, the asasinations of all are presidents, she was behind the iron curatin, the killing of Nessie, she masterminded the Bermuda Triangle, and all the deaths of the Hebrew babies when they were after Moses.

But lets not forget the most henious and vile crime ever perpetrated, the most foul, evil plain ever thought of...

Cabbage Patch Kids.

iTs okay Dimwit. Your second to this briliant mastermind we know as Natasha. Second place, first loser. Its okay.

dym · Post by **dym** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:43 pm

No such thing as Lindenburg baby.

Lindbergh baby is solved. It's Pa Caliburn. Who knew!

Deathblaster · Post by **Deathblaster** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:56 pm

dym wrote:No such thing as Lindenburg baby.

Lindbergh baby is solved. It's Pa Caliburn. Who knew!

Your just jealous she pulled that offf and you didnt.

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Thu May 17, 2007 1:44 pm

Hi Everyone,

I've been thinking.

Why is he so focused on keepin' Natasha as some damsel in distress and Kolya off the map?

The answer may be he doesn't want us ta figure out that Natsha and Kolya can beat him.

Hannah

PS: Just a thought.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 17, 2007 1:59 pm

O_o

o_O

Hannah, I think you're the smartest of the lot of us.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu May 17, 2007 2:34 pm

I'd take credit for it, but I think it came from her mother's side.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu May 17, 2007 2:38 pm

Hannah Nice catch there.

Deathblaster? Thank you, for showing just how full of bullshit Dym is. Good for you kid. :lol:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 17, 2007 3:00 pm

Ron Caliburn wrote:I'd take credit for it, but I think it came from her mother's side.

Well, obviously.

dym · Post by **dym** » Thu May 17, 2007 3:16 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:O_o

o_O

Hannah, I think you're the smartest of the lot of us.

Sadly, I agree.

Hannah, stop thinking, it makes my dick itch.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu May 17, 2007 3:24 pm

Dym you are an idiot and a glutton for punishment. You have been warned before by the good guys, and intrestingly enough by the Bad guys.

But the basic up shot you try and hurt Hannah, you are going to be the one getting hurt.

dym · Post by **dym** » Thu May 17, 2007 3:44 pm

You know how much I am drawn to traumatic childhoods and how they manifest later in life... I am not so interested in killing Hannah. I would have already, if that were the case. I am more interested in killing her robin though.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 17, 2007 3:56 pm

Odd. Here I thought she had a crush on me.

dym · Post by **dym** » Thu May 17, 2007 3:59 pm

That's likely true.

Women are whores, Choo Choo.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 17, 2007 4:02 pm

So that's what the problem is! You have issues with your mother!

Was she a slut?

I bet you were born as the result of a 5-way.

dym · Post by **dym** » Thu May 17, 2007 4:12 pm

I don't know. She was killed, when I was young.

You speak as if a 5-way is a bad thing.

The Victionians aint dead yet, I guess.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 17, 2007 4:22 pm

Hmmm, tell me, does the phrase "On your knees bitch!" bring back fond memories of mommy?

dym · Post by **dym** » Thu May 17, 2007 4:44 pm

You ask me or Natasha that question?
Perhaps you are asking Hannah?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 17, 2007 4:52 pm

No, no, directed at you Smoke.

dym · Post by **dym** » Thu May 17, 2007 5:07 pm

Just curious because it really could go either way.

And to answer your question, YES! It does :cry:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 17, 2007 5:11 pm

Don't worry. We can hire you a new mommy by the hour.

Lessee... I'm thinking something in the $1 whore range should work.