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Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:27 pm

Just as bad. Try the one labeled "Violet".

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:29 pm

Hmm, a little better, but there is still room for improvement.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:34 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Just as bad. Try the one labeled "Violet".

I AM NOT PICKING THAT! That's Hannah's and Molly's girlie pink color! GGGRRRRRR!!!!!!

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:37 pm

Then use orange or something.

Damn I was hoping he'd fall for it...

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:42 pm

The other three besides the first all work.
Bert whats with the small print?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:43 pm

Copy and paste it into the address bar and it'll resize for ya :wink:

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:44 pm

"I just ought to stay with this now just to annoy you Bert.

"But I am sought of leaning toward this."

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:47 pm

Good choice with the Olive Green.

And sure, pick on The Turtle. :wink:

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:51 pm

"Look at me Mock Turtle. "

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:56 pm

Hehehe

Whatcha wearing there Ben? "A Turtle neck."

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:07 pm

You really shouldn't razz on me man, I'm a shell of my former self.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:19 pm

Just so long as you stop Snapping at everyone :lol:

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:23 pm

Ok Bert, quit with this Shell Game and get to the point.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:25 pm

Flipper off! :lol:

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:36 pm

Alright, alright, before you withdraw back into your shell, maybe we should discuss what happened to Tony.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:41 pm

Do you think he was shelled?

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:47 pm

Maybe he was boxed and it got painted to look like an kidnapping. Maybe he's on the take, you know what a few greenbacks can do snap a man's interest.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:49 pm

I think he just needs to learn when to duck and cover.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:59 pm

The TURTLE jokes have ended! I win!

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:07 am

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:12 am

You guys are terrapin.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:21 am

Not so fast Mr. Hare. I didn't lay an egg yet. The Pun-master is as of yet not shell shocked.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:25 am

Bert, you're going to get painted into a box.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:30 am

And the Tortoise Torture goes on. :shock:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:33 am

Sure, sure. Mock my lifestyle and watch me turn into Bert_the_Snapping_Turtle.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:34 am

Yeah, but just be careful you don't bite someone and then they turn you into Bert_the_Pancake_turtle.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:37 am

This thread is making me green.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:38 am

Yeah, the jokes are just so freakin punny.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:38 am

I was not mocking your lifestyle Bert, I was Mocking the Turtle Puns. And you are presently being Bert_the_ Mocking_Turtle.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:38 am

If that happens, I know I can count on you all to shed salty tears.