Hunters Among You

dym · Post by **dym** » Sun May 06, 2007 12:39 pm

VL must be spinning in his grave or wherever he is. You all have failed him.

So how long are you idiots going to allow these rogues to wander with impunity among you?

Pa Caliburn really has outwitted all of you (except Ben Whackjob Holister), and made you all look like the gaping asshole fools you are. I have watched his infiltration and attacks against you with great pleasure. He is so smooth you barely noticed when we slammed in ball deep.

His greatest stroke was not the one that slide the spike into Celeste, but when he duped a handful of you retards to put yourself in harm's way and pull Hannah out of her home. Why did Pa wait until she was a grown young woman and moments just before some other shmuck had a shot at busting her cherry? He was saving her all for himself, taking her away from her family and her mother. Why not extract her mother, too? A rhetorical question; it's quite obvious. I raised my glass to you, Pa, when you pulled that stroke of genius off.

So after all you numbnuts fell in love with Hannah he turned his sights on that melodramatic frigid twat Celeste. As he slowly revealed his cunning actions to kill her he let his little Hannah to provide a very beautiful set up and giant handful of salt for the upcoming wound:

PS: I think this next part is the part where the monster gets kilt.

As Whackjob went apeshit everyone stressed calm and level heads against Pa for one reason alone: Hannah.

Fucking genius.

How many Lazloites has Pa put away yet remain one of the most popular dickheads here?

Hat's off to you Pa.

So it is really no wonder to me that you are blinded by the meek Natasha. Rather than bullets, swords, and silver, she uses a very effective and deadly weapon: pussy. They are both hunters and though they use different weapons and sheields, the devastation is precisely the same.

Boom Boom Bert's about to get hit by a fucking train. Please don't say you were not forewarned, bro.

Wake up retards, the most dangerous threats are walking among you with impunity. Worse, they are twinkles in your eyes.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun May 06, 2007 12:49 pm

I'm looking forward to the day I'm able to rip your jaw off and beat you to death with it.

dym · Post by **dym** » Sun May 06, 2007 1:12 pm

That'd require plucking your head out of your ass first, wouldn't it?

Kei Nakamura · Post by **Kei Nakamura** » Sun May 06, 2007 4:00 pm

Poor, poor Smoke, haven't you learned that it is not the gun you should fear but rather one who guides it?

Bert_the_Turtle, such an action would be only briefly painfull, there are too many veins and arteries in that region to clost off efectively. Now if you would like, I can show you the charts that acupuncturists use to determine where not to put the needles, as well as getting you in touch with a reputable company that sells such equipment.

As for being outwitted, I think not. I am getting exactly what I want out of this place - more data for my research, research that you have caused a setback to, and hence your narrowing network of available options.

dym · Post by **dym** » Sun May 06, 2007 4:20 pm

By the end of this, the researcher will be no good to you Kei.

Koralth · Post by **Koralth** » Sun May 06, 2007 5:20 pm

You claim that they are the greatest threats to our society, and yet, the first thing you said to any of us was that you have captured one of the society, and if another member does not comply with your every demand and whim, you will "shred [his] entire tribe into little bite-sized pieces". Perhaps you're right that there are those among us who want to deal psychological damages to the group. I don't know them, so I can't speak for or against them. I do know, however, that the threats made to one of the longest standing members of this society does not in any way, shape, or form assist your claims that in some convoluted way, you're actually helping the society by ridding us of one Natasha. I'm newer than Zack is, but your claims just aren't holding water, and I don't think anyone is buying your story, save, perhaps, the one you called "Whackjob", which really denotes the respect and admiration you hold for the only member who hasn't been "outwitted".

Not only this, but you claim that the only reason that anyone wanted Mr. Caliburn to continue his existance was for the simple reason that he has a child. This simply isn't true. Many respect Mr. Caliburn for many reasons. He is a long-standing member of the society, he has been on countless missions, been hurt in the line of duty, among many other reasons. Sure, Hannah played a small role, and she was the primary reason I used to try and calm Mr. Holister when I came to the board, but that is primarily because I did not know the full situation, and cannot morally condone vigilante actions, and was trying my hardest to avoid further bloodshed. If this is an attempt at making a persuasive speech, I think it more than likely failed, but we'll have to wait for more responses to see for sure. I'm sure there are writers that can assist you in future attempts.

dym · Post by **dym** » Sun May 06, 2007 5:55 pm

Read it again. I offered a trade. Nikolai Ivanovich gives up the skank and I give him what he needs.

He claims to be emotionless, but there is one thing he keeps close to his heart: his team.

Before he succumbs to the course of nature, I want him to see the only thing he cares about destroyed before him while not being to do a damn thing about it - feeling helpless must be one of the shittiest ways to feel. As I said, I am not interested in justice, fairness, law, or anything like that. Just pain.

I don't need any of you retards to buy anything. Soon enough you will just be accepting it. Even if you don't, it does not really matter. Neither Nikolai nor his team will survive through the year. Mission will be accomplished.

Regarding Pa, staking Whackjob's beloved corpse was a little extreme. Hanna was insurance.

This is so much not what any of you think it is. It is just so much fun to watch you chase your tails and thump your chests and make assumptions.

You all just are making this sweeter for me. Especially the yellow one. Although Boom Boom's creativity does keep me coming back.

Kei Nakamura · Post by **Kei Nakamura** » Sun May 06, 2007 6:25 pm

So be it. Then you shall earn not only my scorn for your foolishness, but also a degree of active dislike I reserve only for those who interfere with my research.

Make your move, but the game is already mine, it is just a matter of putting the pieces into position.

dym · Post by **dym** » Sun May 06, 2007 8:00 pm

While you are busy playing, I am busy getting my work done.

Seriously, is it wrong that I am turned on by this?

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sun May 06, 2007 11:04 pm

Okay, I admit it.

I'm really not a monster hunter, I'm a monster hunter-hunter and my goal is to kill each and everyone of you in a new, more henious way.

Half of the MIA list I actually killed.

Not Me is actually Me projecting into your minds and messing with you.

I had you all "rescue' Hannah so I would have the perfect hostage.

To top it all off, I know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried and I am the Lindberg baby.

ANybody interested in buying a bridge?

dym · Post by **dym** » Sun May 06, 2007 11:27 pm

So long as you do not lose your sense of humour.

Well it is just about 0730 here. Irina has arrived to see the skank. While the allergic reaction is certainly over, but she may have already gone catatonic. The Hole is a very tiny, dark cell with what hardly counts as a mattress.

Much of the paperwork should be done today or tomorrow.

Expect release this week.

Wonderful news, ain't it?

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon May 07, 2007 12:49 am

Yes it is . . . she won't miss the chance fo payback.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 07, 2007 1:45 am

Dym, when I come for you, and I will, no force on this Earth, nor on any other, nor in the heavens above nor the hells below is going to stop me from attaining vengence.

The worst thoughts in that soiled brain of yours will not compare to that which I will visit upon you.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon May 07, 2007 1:50 am

Bert, I was going to talk to you about your rage issues . . . but I think I'll wait until after you've properly expressed them in a productive manner on Dym

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 07, 2007 1:53 am

Good.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon May 07, 2007 1:55 am

Focus on the current buisness, we'll deal with the rest at it's proper time.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:01 am

You're right. You're right.

I could spit fire right now though.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:03 am

New trick - use it to help what you're doing now.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:05 am

That was metaphorical fire spitting. If I could really spit fire I'd take up distance spitting.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:08 am

Just tryign to get that sense of humour going.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:11 am

Haha, ok, ok, I'm back on a low simmer.

Better letting it out then ending up with an Evil Bert right?

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:15 am

Don't even joke about such things. :shock:

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:16 am

Or Not-as-good-Bert.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:17 am

A truely evil version of myself...

Now *that* is scarey.

dym · Post by **dym** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:44 am

www.bertisevil.tv

When was the last time you had any action, Boom Boom? Your finger punch through the toilet paper?

Anyway, if you can get the cock out of your mouth long enough, I will be waiting for you. Assuming your are not too busy changing the skank's diapers, of course. Does tube feeding produce solid shits?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:48 am

You can't make me any angrier than I am dym-shit.

If I die killing you in a horribly painful way, I'll consider it a fair trade.

Kei Nakamura · Post by **Kei Nakamura** » Mon May 07, 2007 10:39 am

Bert_the_Turtle, be cautious you fool, do you not realize that the foul mouth, and tarageted insults are only there to bait people into rash actions?

And as for you smoke, you overestemate the importance of one researcher, since you intend on eliminating her usefullness for my research, I have already begun to arrange for a replacement, regrettable, true but such things happen. Now there is just the matter of you having had delayed my research, and the consequences of negatively influencing my work, no matter how minor the inconvenience.

dym · Post by **dym** » Mon May 07, 2007 10:56 am

Kei Nakamura wrote:Now there is just the matter of you having had delayed my research, and the consequences of negatively influencing my work, no matter how minor the inconvenience.

That was the point of the "game" as you liked to call it. Of course, it was over before it began. I can do this at will. Amateur.

Kei Nakamura · Post by **Kei Nakamura** » Mon May 07, 2007 11:54 am

If it makes you sleep better at night, enjoy your thoughts of superiority.

You will slip up, and most of my contacts are beyond your reach, those that are not are, to be blunt, expendable.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 07, 2007 12:12 pm

Kei Nakamura wrote:Bert_the_Turtle, be cautious you fool, do you not realize that the foul mouth, and tarageted insults are only there to bait people into rash actions?

Yup!

Beyond caring though.

He dies. I die. Well all die.

I don't care. If Natasha dies what do I have to live for?