Dimensional doorways?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed May 02, 2007 1:25 am

That is very unfortunate.

I am pretty sure he won't be doing it again tho.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed May 02, 2007 1:36 am

True, true.

Walking unaided or using a jackhammer.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 02, 2007 1:58 am

Both.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed May 02, 2007 2:22 am

Or "tweaking" saftey mechanisms.

Unless he's really stupid.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 02, 2007 2:25 am

Screwing with the safety is never something to do for light and transient reasons. You better have one fucking important reason.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed May 02, 2007 2:35 am

Like never.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 02, 2007 2:37 am

I hesitate to use "never" but I can't think of a circumstance offhand to do it.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed May 02, 2007 2:38 am

"Never is a very big word."

"So is 'elephant', what's your point?"

Overheard an American pub.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed May 02, 2007 8:27 am

I had to bypas the safetys on a pneumatic nail gun to use it as a weapon once . . . but I knew what I was doing.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 02, 2007 9:48 am

Some would say I use explosives in a slipshod manner; I say I know what I'm doing with explosives and better the devil ya know than the one that's trying to rip your throat out.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed May 02, 2007 10:19 am

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Some would say I use explosives in a slipshod manner; I say I know what I'm doing with explosives and better the devil ya know than the one that's trying to rip your throat out.

I'm gonna call 'bullshit' on this one and claim this is not actually English.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 02, 2007 10:20 am

Sure it is!

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed May 02, 2007 10:21 am

In what universe?

Your head doesn't count.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 02, 2007 10:25 am

That's perfectly good American English!

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed May 02, 2007 10:30 am

I forgot that American English is like American Football.

As in 'not really at all'.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed May 02, 2007 1:37 pm

It's not very good American English either.

If you understand the reasons why the safety protocol is there you can understand when and why it can be alright to bypss it.

My co-worker didn't understand that the deadman switch was there incase he lost his grip on the jackhammer and to keep him focused on his job.

He paid for it in spectacular, gory fashion.

Bert has a good knowledge of explosives, and I hope he understands the when and whys about the safety procedures.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed May 02, 2007 2:55 pm

He still has all his fingers.

At least he did in Nalchik.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 02, 2007 6:45 pm

Yes I still have all my parts.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu May 03, 2007 12:57 am

And women worldwide rejoice.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 03, 2007 2:17 am

Well not counting the arm I lost. But that's unrelated.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu May 03, 2007 2:21 am

You seem to be doing well enough now.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 03, 2007 2:23 am

Yeah, doing pretty well.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu May 03, 2007 10:05 am

Leper Whore!

Just had a Sam Kinnison moment. Sorry.

:roll:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 03, 2007 10:08 am

Kolya, whatever mdication you are on needs to be doubled. :lol:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu May 03, 2007 10:15 am

Maybe cut in half.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 03, 2007 10:30 am

Either way quit self-medicating

Last Moon · Post by **Last Moon** » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:59 pm

I strongly believe a large portion of these large cat sightings may be Therians of some form or another.

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