Cooking Class

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Wed May 02, 2007 12:03 am

Flour, huh? No, no, no Bert, I don't turn invisible. Well, maybe to you it would seem I would.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Wed May 02, 2007 12:05 am

I bet I could tag Ghost a few times in that situation.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 02, 2007 12:06 am

Depends on how good the illusion is. If it doesn't mimic everything little details will give it away!

*Nods Sagely*

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Wed May 02, 2007 12:08 am

Ah, but thats where the psychic suggestion comes in. Its pretty much the same thing Karlash does to disguise himself. I think I explained this to Ron in another post in War Stories.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 02, 2007 12:09 am

Ahhh well. We're not exactly playing fair at this point are we? If the question is knives vs. guns it shouldn't include traps or illusions.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Wed May 02, 2007 12:14 am

True, but war is never fair. In a standard guns vs. swords, guns would dominate. So Karlash has had to even the playing field over the centuries.

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Wed May 02, 2007 12:33 am

Natasha wrote:
Bert_the_Turtle wrote:She's a regular gun nut now
Aw, look, ptichka got a gun and knows how to use it, too!

Even guns sounds sweeter when you pull the trigger

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Wed May 02, 2007 12:35 am

Natasha wrote::lol:

You got any AN-94s?

Make sure your flashlights and rifle attachments are under lock down

Shh!

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Wed May 02, 2007 12:41 am

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:The Russian Diabolist
Smart, Beautiful
Mostly Scarey. Natasha

And a hyperborian at heart.

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Wed May 02, 2007 12:45 am

Kolya wrote:Sasha will likely make an acception to his ban on American girls and do a lot of gambling.

Yes, an exception, if it is necessary.

One of the things that I love about America is that it is pretty much never necessary.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 02, 2007 1:29 am

I'm bolting down everything that generates light :lol:

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed May 02, 2007 1:47 am

Bert cooking . . .

Burning C-4 does not count as smokey flavor.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 02, 2007 2:07 am

Hahaha! You'll love my cooking! It'll put Hannah's to shame!

Ok, well, at least one of my recipes will be able to match her cooking.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed May 02, 2007 2:50 am

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:I'm bolting down everything that generates light

Good idea.

And bolt it down somewhere miles away.

Kei Nakamura · Post by **Kei Nakamura** » Wed May 02, 2007 7:07 am

I will take you up on your challenge Ghost Spider. Drop a few full spectrum flash packs, some EMF interferance generators I have come up with, turn on the goggles, and see what can be seen when the world changes colors.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed May 02, 2007 8:39 am

I doubt you'd best her Bert . . . she' been able to get some pretty tastey and fuffilling meals into a format that can come through a straw. I haven't lost any weight while recuperating.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed May 02, 2007 10:43 am

I'll volunteer Sasha. You can use a knife instead of a highlighter though. :twisted:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 02, 2007 10:46 am

Wow. Uhhh, can I borrow Hannah for awhile after I finish this course?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed May 02, 2007 11:16 am

Russians are the best cooks in the world. Anyone that can make beets delicious must be. Unfortunately, Natasha never learned how to cook. And neither did Sasha......

Did you ever eat the Dragon Lady's food, Bert? I understand that she is not Russian, but most of the world doesn't know the difference anyway.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 02, 2007 11:26 am

Her cooking was quite good even if I couldn't identify most of it. It beat the hell out of the swill at the Airbase.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed May 02, 2007 11:29 am

I don't care for elf (the other white meat) myself.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 02, 2007 11:32 am

Now I'm the confused one.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed May 02, 2007 11:36 am

Just pointing out why you might not have been able to identify what you were eating.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed May 02, 2007 1:52 pm

Bert, it isn't just your reputation with the ladies that makes me nervous about the phrasing of your request to "borrow" my daughter.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed May 02, 2007 2:58 pm

Yea this is getting creepy.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Wed May 02, 2007 4:29 pm

I will take you up on your challenge Ghost Spider. Drop a few full spectrum flash packs, some EMF interferance generators I have come up with, turn on the goggles, and see what can be seen when the world changes colors.

Sounds like fun Kei. I'll bring the drinks and it will be a party.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed May 02, 2007 5:13 pm

I am interested if Sasha can see through the illusory powers.

I think Natasha has some wards she wants to try out on psychics, too.

"Come here, I ...."

*Ilya runs screaming out of the office* "Get away from me!"

Yea, someone actually said that to her. Inconceivable.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Wed May 02, 2007 5:42 pm

Well technically Kolya, i'm not a psychic. The psychic powers are Karlash's. At least until recently.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed May 02, 2007 5:46 pm

I'm pretty sure she has something for that, too.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 02, 2007 6:48 pm

Wow Ron, nice way to have faith in a guy. I just wanna improve my cooking.