Cooking Class

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 01, 2007 5:28 pm

Took my first cooking class the other night. There are some real oddballs in this class. I can say that honestly because I'm taking it hehe.

Err, anyhow, the instructor covered basic cooking theory. It was interesting. I suspect the building may in fact be haunted but I can't point to any particular reason.

Next class we'll be taught how to boil water.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Tue May 01, 2007 5:36 pm

Leave it to Bert to find a Haunted building where he is supposed to be taking a class. :lol:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 01, 2007 5:51 pm

Well we were all entering the classroom/kitchen when the eggs in the carton exploded spontaneously.

Anyhow, supposedly cooking is just edible chemistry. See? I knew that before. I'm already a leg up. Now if only I knew chemistry.

A. Pendragon · Post by **A. Pendragon** » Tue May 01, 2007 7:14 pm

Maybe the instructor is a mass murderer and the meat in his stews, steaks, chilli, etc.. are the remains of his victims? Their souls haunting the very place they died.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue May 01, 2007 7:25 pm

Are you paying for this class?

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:07 pm

Pay attention to your mates.

You might be boiling them next week...

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:09 pm

In order of posting:

No

Yes

You're disturbing :lol:

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:16 pm

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:22 pm

The Russian Diabolist
Smart, Beautiful
Mostly Scarey. Natasha

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:22 pm

What is after boiling water?

Washing apples?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:24 pm

I think that is knife safety.

"Mr. Turtle stop juggling knives!"

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:39 pm

Ah, yes juggling knifes is not very safe.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:42 pm

Very interesting schedule.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:44 pm

Meh, it assumes you know nothing about cooking and works it way up from there.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:44 pm

As long as you are good to go in August, I'm cool.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:48 pm

Haha. I should be.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:52 pm

I am going to fly in a plane that is going to arrive late at every stop for "should be".

Just kidding. Looking forward to it, really.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:07 pm

Hahaha. I can cook everything I promised I'd cook. I'm just trying to get better about it heh.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:24 pm

What's going on in August?

And Natasha, I never knew you were a Diabolist. I too practice that most esoteric art. Interested in sharing notes?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:31 pm

In August Bert is barbequing some food.

Sasha will likely make an acception to his ban on American girls and do a lot of gambling.

Asking Natasha if she is interested in sharing notes is like asking if Dolly Parton sleeps on her back. Heard that in an old American television program I caught on night in Florida... uh, Moonlighting I think, with Bruce Willis. Make sure you contact her though. She does not follow the boards as closely as others.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:38 pm

Sure we can share notes!

We should get in touch.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:39 pm

In August I'm throwing a huge get together. It'll last several days at least.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:40 pm

PM me, I've actually never met a fellow diabolist. Edward tells me that it is not a commonly used form of magic.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:41 pm

Kolya wrote:Sasha will likely make an acception to his ban on American girls and do a lot of gambling.

I think you mean 'exception'

Woot, really looking forward to it! :mrgreen:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:48 pm

Me too!

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:50 pm

So is this BBQ open to all society members or by invite only?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:50 pm

Yea, 'exception' I really doubt 'acception'.

Fun all around.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:53 pm

Woohoo, kegger at Bert's place!! :lol:

Sorry, couldn't contain myself.

Anyway, from what i've heard about Sasha, I think he would be accepting of making an exception. :wink:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:55 pm

Its open to everyone! And by all means bring your weapons.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:58 pm

Never leave home without them. :wink: