A Squirrel's Tail

The Hopfather · Post by **The Hopfather** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:37 am

Hello F.O.A.H.

I am The Hopfather. I have the squirrel. If you wish to she her alive again you will do the following;

1) Deliver One Million Dollars
to Mount Rushmoore and leave it atop of Abe Lincoln's head.
At which time you will leave.
Once my henchmen have secured and verified the money I will contact you.

And if you think of involving you "human" allies. Forget about it. I will personally cut off her bushy little tail and mail it back to you.

Capeesh!

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:45 am

Hopfather is it? Your posting here involed the humans already, so if you hurt Hit Squirrel. Well I am going to be makeing myself a nice Rabbit stew and you are the Rabbit to be stewwed. Is that understood?

The Hopfather · Post by **The Hopfather** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:17 am

Hahaha.

Thank you the laugh you hairless half ape. Now as for my money. The F.O.A.H. has 48 hours to deliver it, or they can say goodbye to the squirrel. Ain't that right Claws?

Its been awhile since Claws has had swirl of squirrel. Hahaha.

The Dark Voice · Post by **The Dark Voice** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:22 am

Mr. Hopfather, i'll pay you a million just to see the rodent dead. Interested?

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:14 am

Voice.. I will deal with you very soon so I suggest you run while you can. Hopfather if you think I jest, you are mistaken and I ment what I said.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:20 am

Priority 1: Get the squirrel out alive.

Priority 2: Put the bunny out of commission.

Priority 3: Find and silence the B-villain known as "Voice".

Do I really have to leave home? Ain't nobody gonna be happy if I do.

AdamaGeist · Post by **AdamaGeist** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:58 am

You know, I've always wanted to know what rabbit tastes like...

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:09 am

If you hurt the squirrel you'll be begging for the release of death when i finish with you.

A. Pendragon · Post by **A. Pendragon** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:25 am

The Hopfather wrote:Hahaha.

Thank you the laugh you hairless half ape. Now as for my money. The F.O.A.H. has 48 hours to deliver it, or they can say goodbye to the squirrel. Ain't that right Claws?

Its been awhile since Claws has had swirl of squirrel. Hahaha.

Actually Bugs, He isnt hairless, as us humans have hair all over a bodies. A fine delicate hair, but hair none-the-less. Hey you know as Bug Bunnys cousin, you might get lucky this time, you have four rabbits feet. Can I borrow one? The last one I had got chewed on by the dog. And a personal question - Do you really taste like chicken?

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:30 am

Gret, another "Villain of The Wek". And hes a talking rabbit. {deep sigh}

Ok, guys, lets stop provoking these crackpots. Seriously, when guys like this show up, we don't mock them, we need to track them down quietly, find them, and kill them all nice and quiet like. No muss, no fuss.

These weak attempts at glorified stupidity these wackos call villainy is getting old.

I said it before, we need to get it together. The only serious threat as of late is a COMPUTER DISK, and not clown in a rubber mask praying to a bad 1st edition copy of BEYOND THE SUPERNATURAL while sitting alone in the dark wacking off to a photo of Gary Gaygax.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:38 am

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:OR I can teach Hit Squirrel how to use LAWs and she can setup an explodey-ambush.

Real handy when the beastie is surrounded with innocent mind controlled drones.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:51 pm

Depends on how close they are. It is a shaped charge designed to cut through armor plating.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:10 pm

Well you can say the same thing about most explosives...

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:19 pm

Beyond the Supernatural?

Hey, aren't the guys who published that supposedly controlled by supernatural intelligences.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:19 pm

Yep and they are having a huge cult gathering, which I mentioned a while back.

Order up some napalm....

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:21 pm

And some holy water.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:21 pm

sure, of course.

A. Pendragon · Post by **A. Pendragon** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:11 pm

Holister wrote:Gret, another "Villain of The Wek". And hes a talking rabbit. {deep sigh}

Ok, guys, lets stop provoking these crackpots. Seriously, when guys like this show up, we don't mock them, we need to track them down quietly, find them, and kill them all nice and quiet like. No muss, no fuss.

These weak attempts at glorified stupidity these wackos call villainy is getting old.

I said it before, we need to get it together. The only serious threat as of late is a COMPUTER DISK, and not clown in a rubber mask praying to a bad 1st edition copy of BEYOND THE SUPERNATURAL while sitting alone in the dark wacking off to a photo of Gary Gaygax.

Yeah, since when did talking animals get become a part of the SUPERNATURAL COMMUNITY??? All of these talking, walking animals need to get a movie script. "Teenage Mutant Ninja Animals"

BraveSirRobin · Post by **BraveSirRobin** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:26 pm

personally, I see absolutely no problem with paying this little hare a million dollars...

anyone who can't figure out the loophole there can PM me to find out. :wink:

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:42 pm

I think I will supply the money.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:54 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Depends on how close they are. It is a shaped charge designed to cut through armor plating.

Yes, but there is a good reason why the fuze is designed not to arm until it gets more than 30 feet from the firerer.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:51 pm

True. Once again it comes down to how close the controlled people are.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:52 pm

Yup . . . and if the thing is smart, there will be a couple of minions close by at all times to help protect it - even if it doesn't factor in the use of anti-tank weapons.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:55 pm

And they can be knocked out of the way by using high pressure fire houses to blast them down the street, or any number of tricky ideas.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:58 pm

There are always get arounds, but I don't like using explosives until I am sure the area is clear of potential collateral damage.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:27 pm

Yea, it complicates things quite a bit.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:05 pm

Especially when you almsot exclusively operate in the city. The trap at the hotel was set up well in advance (I'd helped out the hotel owner in the past and he was willing to to sacrifice a suite to the cause. He also kept the surrounding suites vacant).

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:23 am

yea built up areas really restrict things.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:30 am

Even for those of us who work for governments who are a little less concerned with collatoral damage.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:34 am

Yea, Grozny looks like fucking swiss cheese. Well, there are actually some very nice parts of the city... you would never know there is a war going on.