A Squirrel's Tail

Hit Squirrel · Post by **Hit Squirrel** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:33 am

HI EVERYBODY!

Its me Hit Squirrel with my next big mission. This one I am going to have to do solo guys. I know you all want to come but I have to do this one by myself. It involves another monster assassination of a big snail thing with really really big eyes and small little arms and smells like burning diapers. Anyway this monster has been responsibe for alot of bad things in Cleveland
so I have to go get rid of it.
Anyone know what this monster is? I think three seeds should do it and maybe one of my new squash bombs. How tough can it be? Can I come over Monday Hannah? I will be in my human form so that cat of yours doesn't try and eat me. I can also get to meet your pa. Is he nice. Everyone likes him very much so I guess I will like him too. If he is still broken I can fix him for you?
HI BERT! I have such a big house. It has two wings and three floors and a big house out back for Cleo and a pool and a garden and something that looks like stone hill with a metal door but I don't go in there. Mongo likes it well enough though. Can you really turn into a falcon KonThaak? I am so hungry. Maybe I should go get breakfats? How is GhostSpider doing. Is he possessed? I can fix that with my Soul Punch Seeds I just got from The Great White Owl. I mean Silverfall. I really have to remember his name. Hehe

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Shadowstalker where can I get more of that Hazlenut coffee your friend kept giving me?
I am all out. Cleo is not back from her date yet. Teenagers.
Oh she is ok but you know how those young dragons can be. I hope tis other dragon is nice.
I will have peanut butter for breakfast with some apple juce. Its raining again. I don't like the rain. Its cold and wet and makes my naturally bushy tail look like a drowned rat. I don't like having drowned rat tail. WellI have to go eat. If you know what the big snail monster is let me know. Ok Bye Bye.

Koralth · Post by **Koralth** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:46 am

"how tough can it be?" sounds like famous last words to me... *ahem* you be Careful there, HS.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:48 am

Lethal is pretty tough, but it can get tougher than that.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:23 am

H.S. from what you describe I think I may know what you are dealing with and they are very dangerous. As they can control other beings you could find yourself faceing oppenents that are inoccents save that they are under the control of the beast.
You may want to have help on this one maybe even from more than your F.O.A.H. friends.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:30 am

At have some backup.

That is always a good idea.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:08 pm

Wow Hit Squirrel! Sounds like you're doing good!

If you want to *poof* over to my home I'll give you come stuff to help you out.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:01 pm

For a second I thought I was at a little league soccer match.

Then I snapped out of make-believe into real life.

Azrael · Post by **Azrael** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:27 pm

Where in the name of Lucifer's beard am I. The last thing I remember was being rescued by a most beautiful woman and a raccoon.

Wait, my memories or blurred but are clearing; KHAVIK!

Yes I remember it so clearly now! My last battle. The ambush that Menekhir set up for me. It is all coming back to me. I was near death, unable to even defend myself.
So I cast Deathkiss aside and mentally bid her to find a worthy apprentice until I returned. I know not of what happened to her since.

That is when Khavik showed up with menekhir and that "thing" that looked like a preacher, but was an ABOMINATION AGAINST GOD! I think you were there too Ron, but it is fuzzy. I saw Menekhir go in for the kill, but instead was betrayed and was slain by Khavik. No!

My only chance at retributon and eternal peace was stolen from me by that undead fiend!

I awoke in a basement somewhere, chained to a wall and checked in on by the occasional thrall. That vile preacher even came by to check on me. They interrogated and tortured me as to Deathkiss's where abouts. I woud not surrender my lady to the likes of the godles abominations.

That is when I was rescued.

So here I am in a really luxuious home, but all I see are animals running around. A dammed raccoon tried to steal my father's ring from my very finger. That is what woke me up. Where the blazes am I?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:47 pm

I have your sword Azrael. You're welcome to it. Its been sitting in a Hazardous Materials bag in a Vault in my home since I found it.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:03 pm

Uh Azrael before you freak out, you are under good care (I think). You may want to look for an Large White Owl, and direct your questions to him, or if she is still ther try to talk to Hit Squirrel. You are at her place, or rather her new place, and most of those animals there seem to be able to talk( says here in fine print) but I think the owl will be the one you will be able to talk to most clearly and with out getting to confused.
Glad you are still around, Not so glad to hear about the rest thou.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:06 pm

Talking to animals always makes me feel better. Good luck.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:10 pm

Just remeber these animals are going to talk back.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:17 pm

Yea, it's quite sobering.

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:29 pm

Hi Hit Squirrell,

Pa says the place isn't ready for guests yet, so maybe you can visit another time.

Good luck on your mission.

Hannah

PS: What did hte snail do?

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:39 pm

If it is what I think it is, nothing good. And that is just for starters.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:19 pm

Bert's home for wayward partners, this month featuring dogs and sentient swords.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:32 pm

I laughed out loud.

I must be in a really good mood this morning.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:00 pm

HS, i'm doing fine and am not possesed. At least I hope not.

Anywho, the creature you described sounds alot like a Mindolar and they're bad news. Only thing I know for about them is not to let them bite you. And take lots of firepower.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:54 pm

Mindolar . . . my geek had set me up a database that included and entry on those . . . not fun.

Kei Nakamura · Post by **Kei Nakamura** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:06 pm

Oh gods, not a mind slug. Good luck catching it alone, without being ambushed by a bunch of innocents who have been enslaved by the thing. On a good note, the minions will revert to their normal selves if you kill the over sized slug.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:38 pm

Hopefully they won't expect the Squirrellish Assasination

Kei Nakamura · Post by **Kei Nakamura** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:32 pm

If needed, given about 3 days time I may be able to come up with something that would help. A combination EMF / white noise generator focused on bio-active frequencies should be disorienting enough to stop the slaves cold without having to harm them.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:07 pm

OR I can teach Hit Squirrel how to use LAWs and she can setup an explodey-ambush.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:12 pm

You frighten me, sometimes, Bert.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:14 pm

Only sometimes KT? Admitedly a bit overkill but it would work.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:15 pm

Only sometimes? I need to try harder.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:15 pm

Heh, yes, only sometimes. Keep Lex in mind. =P

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:23 pm

Oh right. I can't top Lex often. She's scarey. Remember, I was there when we got sucked into that other plane when we were in the hospital.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:31 pm

Yes, so you understand both why she's scary, and why I love her so much. =P

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:38 pm

Oh definitely.