Operation Blue Smoke

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:25 pm

I think I see at least one reson why Bert is being persued by so many women. A man who can cook is considered a catch, a man who cooks well...

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:26 pm

To my knowledge she has never exhaled from being full ever.

But I never really seen her eat before. She is very sneaky.... like the butler in Mr Deeds.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:31 pm

I'm not sure I've ever seen that movie.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:32 pm

Adam Sandler flick.

That is the only reason I do not blame you for not seeing it :lol:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:34 pm

The movies I've seen of his I've enjoyed. So I'll need to keep an eye out for it.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:37 pm

Well, seen one, seen them all.

Only the actors change.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:41 pm

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:43 pm

Blushing? Well someone likes me cooking and pigged out :lol:

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:46 pm

What Natasha because you didn't Share? It was a birthday gift one long overdue from what I was told. There is a little something on route from my crew and I, hope you like it.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:46 pm

It was me, da...

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:48 pm

Hehe. Glad you enjoyed it.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:48 pm

Shadowstalker wrote:What Natasha because you didn't Share? It was a birthday gift one long overdue from what I was told. There is a little something on route from my crew and I, hope you like it.

Well, more than not shared. I ate it very quickly, too. Ax!

Thanks, I look forward to the parcel

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:52 pm

Many of you made this a successful operations.

Thanks.

Shang Li · Post by **Shang Li** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:34 am

It was my honor Mr. Koyla.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:35 am

Natasha wrote:
Shadowstalker wrote:What Natasha because you didn't Share? It was a birthday gift one long overdue from what I was told. There is a little something on route from my crew and I, hope you like it.
Well, more than not shared. I ate it very quickly, too. Ax!

Thanks, I look forward to the parcel

Ah!

The parcel was held up in special customs group because of certain attributes of the parcel, but it finally got through, and Shadowstalker verified that all contents he sent were received.

Again, I am left without words. I just not know what to say!

The girls sent me three gorgeous gowns... with shoes! I never wore shoes I just stick my foot into without tying something. Hehe.

In addition to the shoes, each gown has such lovely shawl, and handbag.

I certainly never wear such dress before, but they look like they will fit me exactly - those girls really accurately measured me!

They say anything multiplied by zero is zero, but in one go they multiplied my "formal" wardrobe (zero) by three!

I guess I have to buy some make-up now and get to salon to fix my hair. I also need somewhere to go. Hmmm.

Well, and Shadowstalker himself send some practical gifts for our line of work, but they not just functional - they are also very beautiful. One from them I can use almost any time without looking strange.

Shadowstalker, Gale, Athena, Rose, all deepest thanks. You all are always very generous of yourselfs!

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:42 am

Thanks a lot ladies. Now all us guys are going to have to buy tuxes.

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:45 am

It is ok to feel good, ptichka, you are going to look gorgeous all dolled up. Of course, you are already gorgeous. You will just be dolled up gorgeous

I have an idea, and since that one guy still has a valid multi-entry visa...

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:46 am

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Thanks a lot ladies. Now all us guys are going to have to buy tuxes.

I have three already. Maybe I need a fourth?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:51 am

Hmm, I doubt it Sasha and I don't think I'd fit in yours to borrow one haha. Time to go to a tailor and have one custom fitted to wear over my ASP and armor.

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:56 am

This is where I embarrass myself and admit that I was speaking of buying yet another tux for myself. :oops:

And, yea, no way we are fitting into each others clothes.

I am tall and lanky and you are, well, not. At least lanky rhymes with tanky.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:58 am

Well, make it a different color and you'll at least have an excuse

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:04 am

Hmm.

Robin egg blue?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:09 am

Sure, why not?

Michael T · Post by **Michael T** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:12 am

I guess admiting to owning over a dozen tuxes is a bit over-kill huh?

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:12 am

"why not?"

Kolya's favourite answer.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:18 am

Michael T wrote:I guess admiting to owning over a dozen tuxes is a bit over-kill huh?

whoa!

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:22 am

Evidently Michael T is James Bond.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:24 am

And has a closet the size of my apartment.

Michael T · Post by **Michael T** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:26 am

No not Bond just required to be in alot of high society functions. And wearing the same tux too often is a social no-no. I have alot of charity and gallery events that keep me moving in a tux. Koyla, Natasha and Shadow can verify I prefer jeans and a tee shirt any day.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:27 am

Yep. I can.

My shocked reaction was very genuine!