Invitation

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:39 am

You may wanna reconsider and drive up here, man. We're getting snowstorms, and it looks like we're gonna be getting 'em for the next few days... They'll pry shut down the airports to a minimum of activities.

Maybe you could hop a flight to Kansas City International, and drive up from there? It'd pry save you a good 10 hours or so...

Koralth · Post by **Koralth** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:45 am

That's probably the best idea... It's 'cause I was talking for god in the other board, isn't it?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:54 am

Alright. I'm flying up to Maine so I'll drop ya off in Kansas I guess then.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:13 am

"Um, Hi guys. This is sheriff deputy Derik Kincaid. I've hacked Ben's account here so that I can try to keep you updated. Wow! The Lazlo Society! Just, WOW! Ben never said anything to me that he was a member. I have like every book by Victor Lazlo on CDR.

Oh, by the way, you may want to change your plans Bert. I know Bert The Turtle; that is just so cool. Anyway, its been stroming pretty bad here since Monday afternoon.

It was just supposed to be flurries, but instead we got nailed with one hell of a Noreaster. We got like a foot and a half of snow here in town, the power is out in most places.

The new generator is keping things going here at the station. Let me tell you, its creepy. Phone lines are down, Hank can't even get out to plow. Oh, but don't worry about Ben's rabbits. Amy has them safe over at her place.

You may want to wait until next week after this stuff melts or something. I think Bangor is open, but the radio has been acting screwy ever since this storm started. Hell I can't even reach Tall Pines to get in contact with Sydney about Ben's condition.

Other than some wack job looking preacher walking down the middle of the street, its been pretty dead here ever since it started. Hope my fish are ok. Listen, I will fill you in if anything changes. I got to go brush off the generator before snow covers the exhaust.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:26 am

No can do. If I have to buy a snowmobile I'm getting up there. If I have to put together a dogsled team I'm getting there.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:09 pm

Bert if you can get to Bangor I may be able to arrange some kind of transport from there for you. I assume Kelly is still with you and hesded back as well? Anyone else Going with you?
If you need help when you get there call, a snowstorm won't stop me.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:13 pm

I can't publicly discuss the specifics for OpSec reasons. Sufficient to say I'll be there somehow.

Shang Li · Post by **Shang Li** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:16 pm

PM me with details please, I would greatly like to help Mr. Holister, his problem reminds me much of the dark times of my past.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:59 pm

Hey Bert, mind if I tag along to Maine? It looks like its time to put an end to Jeremiah Dork, one way or another. I don't know how much of a help i'll be, but it's better than doing nothing.

So can I come? Pleasssssssssseeee?

I promise not to kill him (unless there is no other option).

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:25 pm

Certainly.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:57 pm

Alright, just PM me with all the details then.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:26 am

Are you there yet?

Shang Li · Post by **Shang Li** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:44 am

I have arrived, but I still do not know which building Mr. Holister is in.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:56 am

Aparently the hospital.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:59 am

We've been here for a little while. The weather was a bitch trying to get there.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:03 pm

Well, might want to hook up with Shang then.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:03 pm

That's the plan. I might need to go rent a Dogsled though.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:05 pm

Proof again that cats are superior to dogs - they ain't dumb enough to get hitched to a sled.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:31 pm

Proof again that Dogs are superior to Cats. Dogs are big enough team players that they'll endure discomfort and hardship for the betterment of their human compatriots.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:49 pm

Proof again that cats are better than dogs. The cat is smart enoug to realize that there's no point in being on a team if the team doesn't do anythign to help you out.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:18 pm

Proof that Dogs are better than Cats: Dogs pal around in packs and look out for eachother. When Cats get screwed over by themselves they die alone.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:34 pm

"Dogs are much better than cats; dogs are loyal, honest, pack orientated, reliable, and will protect you."

"Cats are better! Ever taste dog? Way to gamey. Cat tastes more like chicken."

"You are both wrong, the horse is man's most noble servant."

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:25 pm

Cats are not solitary creatures, thye are social creatures. They just choose who to socialize and to stick their necks out for.

And I knew I would get Ben's attention with this one.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:16 pm

Not just Ben's it seems.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:18 pm

Still, Ben is in there and paying attention.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:24 pm

Uh Bert, I have no clue how to operate a dog sled.

Oh, and for the record:cats and dogs RULE!!!

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:25 pm

As long as the dogs know how to operate it, you shouldn't be so bad off GS.

Jeremiah Dark · Post by **Jeremiah Dark** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:49 pm

"Ya'll should have stayed away Mr. Turtle, but you had to come back, and you brought friends. The more the merrier there boss. Too bad you won't be going back to your reality any time soon. Welcome to my world now sir. Hope you enjoy your stay.

Welcome to the party boss."

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:54 pm

Oh boy.

Koralth · Post by **Koralth** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:54 pm

Now I wonder which party he's referring to... Is Bert and co. now also grooving it up in Ben's head, or is it a new party that Jeremiah's hosting? I'd go too, but I've got to prove that I'm very crazy, and that I should be patrolling the streets. That and my PTO has long since run out. Time to restock!