St Patrick's Day Blarney

Shang Li · Post by **Shang Li** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:18 pm

What is the job you have Koyla. (anything to keep my mind here and now, I dont think reliving my past is a good idea.)

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:57 am

Natasha wrote:
And I bet Kolya is very cuddly, although {Holister and Ben} are too big even for Kolya's long arms and broad shoulders... a girl could get lost in a bear hug though

I do think that Holister and Ben are the same person there Natasha

But I could be wrong :twisted:

PS: HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY!!
Now go get drunk you Irish bastards. (One of which I am!)

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 10:55 pm

Too bad we can't get a modern St. Patrick to drive some monsters out of Earth.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:57 pm

That would be us Ronny Boy, that would be us.

" So he takes sword in hand once again, to stand against those that would prey upon the innocent, the helpless, and the powerless. "

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:24 am

"Get to the part of the story with the Guns and C4!"

"Give Kolya a funny voice!"

"Oooh was Alexis the Druid Queen pretty?"

"Tell us more about Cee!"

"Hell Hounds?! LAME! Make them Robotic Ninja Pirates!"

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:29 am

MY GOD! Hit Squirrel has used that Ring of Soul Transferal
on Bert and has possessed his body! Quick we have to amputate!! :twisted:

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:33 am

Amputate what exactly? I don't think Bert would like anything removed.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:34 am

-_-

*Smacks Ben upside the head with an ill-tempered Parrot*

:lol:

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:55 am

(haha .....i counter your parrot with a hot pastrami on rye and attack with a snitzel stick)

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:22 pm

Holister wrote:
Natasha wrote:
And I bet Kolya is very cuddly, although {Holister and Ben} are too big even for Kolya's long arms and broad shoulders... a girl could get lost in a bear hug though

I do think that Holister and Ben are the same person there Natasha But I could be wrong

PS: HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY!!
Now go get drunk you Irish bastards. (One of which I am!)

I think she meant BERT instead of BEN.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:23 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:"Get to the part of the story with the Guns and C4!"

"Give Kolya a funny voice!"

"Oooh was Alexis the Druid Queen pretty?"

"Tell us more about Cee!"

"Hell Hounds?! LAME! Make them Robotic Ninja Pirates!"

He claims to no tbe a drinker, too.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:23 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:-_-

*Smacks Ben upside the head with an ill-tempered Parrot*

Like you have an ill-tempered parrot.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:25 pm

Maybe he does somewhere in that duffle of his?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:37 pm

If there is a parrot in his duffle and it is not dead, then, OK, it would be ill-tempered.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:38 pm

Or undead.

*sprinkles Bert'd duffle with holy water*

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:42 pm

Attack of the undead parrot? :shock:

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:04 pm

Must have escaped from the set of Pirates of The Carribean.
:mrgreen:

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:05 pm

or Monty Python.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:11 pm

Who exposed you to Monty Python Ron?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:17 pm

I was actually parodying the Dead Parrot sketch with my reference to an Ill Tempered Parrot. Smacking someone around with a Dead Parrot is too weird even for me.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:21 pm

There was a feller in the institution.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:28 pm

I here by command you to sing "The Lumberjack" song Ron :twisted:

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:30 pm

Should have knowen. No not the Lumberjack Song. SPAM! :lol:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:42 pm

Holister wrote:Must have escaped from the set of Pirates of The Carribean.

That was a monkey.

Trivia: the title was translated as Dead Man's Chest (as in chest cavity), and I chuckled at the idiotic translators. Then someone made me watch the movie...

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:42 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:I was actually parodying the Dead Parrot sketch with my reference to an Ill Tempered Parrot. Smacking someone around with a Dead Parrot is too weird even for me.

9 inches of limp dead parrot.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:57 pm

For some reason I can not picture Bert with 9 inches of limp dead anything. :twisted:

For Pete's sake, he chases every piece of tail that come across the boards. Just ask Natasha :wink:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:10 pm

Holister wrote:For some reason I can not picture Bert with 9 inches of limp dead anything.

For Pete's sake, he chases every piece of tail that come across the boards. Just ask Natasha

I imagine Hit Squirrel has a nice tail...

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:15 pm

I was afraid somebody was going to bring that up, and I had afeeling it would be you Kolya. :roll:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:22 pm

ugly job someone has to do it.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:24 pm

As disturbing as it may sound...they do make a nice couple.. :twisted: