Chased by cows

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Chased by cows

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I was still in University. I was in a village with a friend. Her family owned a cabin there, and we went for to relax on the weekend.

We were walking through a field looking for mushroom or something. Anyway, we see the herd, maybe 500 meters away, and they chewing grass being normal cows, although was two or three bulls.

Ron is exactly correct. They began to run to us, but we not realised it for several seconds.

"I think they come this way," Lana said.

"Just going to different grass," I replied, as I look at them.

"No, I think they are running," Lana insisted.

Mya, they were running to us. Only then we realised how fast they run to us, too. We turned and ran down the hill and into a small swamp. We run so fast we run on the water almost. We stop, breathing like hell, and watch the cows run around the little swamp. Lucky for us there was nearby fence. We run to it and jump over. It was overgrown there, so the cows not came in. We laid there, panting as two dogs dying.

;)
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

You didn't happen to say that you were bored right before that happened, did you?
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Nope. :P
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

So, what did you two do to provoke all those cows? Were you wearing red or something?
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Post by Natasha »

No, we were naked, skipping through the grass together while holding hands... :P

Hell knows. Maybe they territorial animals or those bulls just having some bad day?

I can remember hearing (and feeling) the hoofs hit the ground and some from them snarling at us.

Maybe they were some strange undead cows?
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

*Gets a nosebleed* Don't tease me like that! :wink:

:lol:

They're usually very docile, I wonder if they got into some locoweed hehe.
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Post by Natasha »

Ha. Calm down ;)

I thought they docile, too.
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

:oops:

Hehe, I hope you didn't end up with Cow-phobia or Cowpocks or something.
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Post by Natasha »

I enjoy steaks more than I should. :)

What is cowpocks?
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

Cowpox is a mild version of Smallpox that Milkmaids contracted. Someone noticed that those who recently had Cowpox were immune to smallpox, and thus people were infected intentionally with Cowpox to avoid an even worse illness.
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Ain't nuthin' that can't die.

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Post by Natasha »

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Cowpox is a mild version of Smallpox that Milkmaids contracted. Someone noticed that those who recently had Cowpox were immune to smallpox, and thus people were infected intentionally with Cowpox to avoid an even worse illness.

So where you hide that encyclopedia?
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Ron Caliburn wrote:Cowpox

Ax, thanks Ron!
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

Natasha wrote:So where you hide that encyclopedia?


Same place he hides the .50.

In his bunker.
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Post by Natasha »

Oh. :)
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

Natasha wrote:
Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Cowpox is a mild version of Smallpox that Milkmaids contracted. Someone noticed that those who recently had Cowpox were immune to smallpox, and thus people were infected intentionally with Cowpox to avoid an even worse illness.

So where you hide that encyclopedia?


All right up in my noggin. Just because I skipped college doesn't mean I'm not a veritable font of knowledge :wink:
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Just because I skipped college doesn't mean I'm not a veritable font of knowledge


And poetry.
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

Damn Skippy! :wink:
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Post by Natasha »

Ron Caliburn wrote:
Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Just because I skipped college doesn't mean I'm not a veritable font of knowledge


And poetry.

I was trying to stop my imagination, but it will not be stopped.

Oh my god, this is funny.
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Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Damn Skippy! :wink:

Damn who? :?:
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

An exclamation indicating a positive response. :!:
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:? What?
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

When I want to give an emphatic affirmative response, something I'll use "Damn Skippy!"

"That was a close fight!" "Damn Skippy!"

"That was fun!" "Damn Skippy!"

"That is a sweet-ass rifle!" "Damn Skippy!"
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Post by Natasha »

Ok, I got you. It is your creation?
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

I don't remember if I invented it or if I stole it from someone.
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Post by Natasha »

Probably stole it :P
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

Probably! MUAHAHAHA :twisted:

:lol:
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Post by Hit Squirrel »

HI THERE!

SO YOU DO LIKE PEANUTS!!!! I thought you were a funny turtle. I like skippy too. I ate a whole jar by myself. I should have shared. Do you think I should have shared? It was honey nut. Do you like honey nut? Who is Nastasha? Is she your grilfriend? She sounds nice. Is she nice? Is she pretty? She sounds pretty. Does she chase bullwinkle? I don't like boris. I think he's funny looking. Do you think he's funny looking. Do you like squirrels Natasha? I'm a squirrel. I live in a tree. Do you live in a tree? Do you like monsters? I don't like monsters. I hunt monsters. I assassinated a boogeyman all by myself. Do you like boogeymen? I also cured a werewolf. Do you like werewolves? They're furry.

I want to help. Who needs my help? Do you need my help Natasha? I can use magic. Can you use magic? I have a magic amulet that the white owl gave me. Do you know the white owl?
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Post by Natasha »

Anyone else have mental image of cyborg squirrel with a glitch in the software?
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Post by Kolya »

Kemono on crack.
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