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Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:41 pm

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Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:42 pm

Hahaha! That was terrible! Hahaha! :lol:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:15 am

Or she could have said no.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:33 pm

No true redneck woman would decline $800 in the name of dignity.

Very few will decline a 6 pack for that same reason.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:04 pm

I forgot who we were dealing with.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:51 pm

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Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:53 pm

That is why you should sleep your way to the top.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:55 pm

That's Lesson 6 Kolya :lol:

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:07 pm

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Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:12 pm

I may have liked you better drinking and possessed all thetime

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:14 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:That's Lesson 6 Kolya

aha.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:25 pm

Holister wrote:Lesson 6

A poem by Bert Turtle

Bert is a poet
Though many don't know it
In his duffle he does stow it
And if you don't like it
Your house, he will blow it

Thank you, thank you

Hahaha!

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:46 pm

Good thing Bert's on my side.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:07 am

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GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:12 am

redneck + philosophy = contradiction in terms. :lol:

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:28 am

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Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:10 am

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:18 am

I think he means Jeff Foxworthy.

"If you have a singing fish on every wall of your home, you might be a redneck."

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:20 am

Only now beginning to understand this whole redneck thing.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:28 am

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Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:31 am

Bert now you have to get one or both of the Blue Collar Comedy Tours to show to Kolya and crew. Admitedly to some this could be considered cruel and unusual punishment. But the question is to whom?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:33 am

I laughed my ass off at both of 'em! :lol:

I'm not sure who's funnier, Tater Salad or Bill Engval.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:34 am

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Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:37 am

Yeah going to have to get both of them.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:43 am

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Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:46 am

That does it we are also finding some of their individual Shows as well!!

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:00 am

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Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:36 am

*Dials Cell Phone* "Hey honey, you won't believe what just happened. We hit a deer with the airplane."

"On the ground?"

"No, in the air. Santa was making his run early this year!"
"Here's your sign."

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:12 am

I'm from New Jersey.

Here's your sign.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:16 am

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