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Razor · Post by **Razor** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:13 pm

It's sad because I don't have any official training.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:19 pm

As of 1:30 PM EST;

HANDGUNS:

2 .620 Webbley Horse Pistols

3 Colt Pythons

1 Colt Anaconda

7 Colt .45 Auto Loaders

1 Colt 10MM

2 Gloch 19's

2 Gloch 17's

3 .44 Auto Mags

4 Model 61 Skorpions

5 Browning HP 9MMs

2 Full Auto Baretta's

12 .38 Specials

1 .38 Service Six

1 PM-63 Machine Pistol

1 TT33 Tokarev 7.62MM

7 Tazers

RIFLES:

3 M-16's

2 AK-47's

2 M-16 Colt Commandos

4 AR-10s

1 H&K Sniper Rifle

6 M1 Carbine Rifles Bolt Action

6 30-11s Hunting Rifles

SHOTGUNS:

4 Stakeout Ithicas

2 Streetsweeper Autoloaders

2 S&W Marine Style 12 Gauges

7 Ithica 37M Shotguns

1 Big Bore Elephant Guns

2 12 Gauge Double Barrels

AUTOMATICS:

4 Ingram Model 10s

3 9MM Uzis

1 Micro Uzi

1 Styer AUGs

The "Weird Stuff" & Body Armor will be posted tomorrow after 11:00 AM[/quote]

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:19 pm

Razor wrote:It's sad because I don't have any official training.

I see.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:10 pm

Just ask Bert for some pointers. The guy can whip up some symtex while scrambling an egg and reading the Sunday funnies.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:11 pm

Talented.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:18 pm

Isn't he though.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:46 pm

Sasha wants to know if he can do it while tossing a salad?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:51 pm

I can toss a salad while scrambling eggs and reading the funnies, sure.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:09 pm

Kolya wrote:Sasha wants to know if he can do it while tossing a salad?

You are a real PERVERT you know that right Kolya :mrgreen:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:52 pm

I knew my Slang was stuck back in the 80's but I'm totally lost now.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:29 pm

I think I know what Holister is infering, but I am not sure if it is what Kolya or rather Sasha meant. Tossing A Salad refers to a Sexual act performed oraly. I think? One for sure person with their mind in the gutter Holister. Kolya and Sasha the jury is still out.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:51 pm

That is sick Holister!

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:00 pm

Looking forward to the weird and unusual stuff. Just try not to sell it all til I can get a look at what your selling tomorrow night. I got me some swag after breaking up this latest cult. Don't you just love cultists who don't believe in banks and keep all their worldly goods at their "secret" sanctums :lol:

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Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:38 pm

My mind is not in "the gutter" as you so eloquently put it Shades, I am familiar with the term and NOT the actual deed.
I have a 5 year old kid here for Pete's sake. I honestly was surprised that Bert didn't catch on though, he's probably got 37 copies of the Kama Sutra in his duffle :twisted:

Anyway, I will be posting the "weird stuff" tomorrow along with body armor, and some other pieces of equipment I have acquired over the years.

Shang Li · Post by **Shang Li** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:51 pm

I would like to take a personal look at the "weird stuff" before any of it sells.

I may desire to "aquire" some of it for appropriate disposal.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:58 pm

You, Shadow, Michael T, Ron, and a few others as well there Shang. You'll have to wait till tomorrow like everyone else.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:04 am

I would like to take a personal look at the "weird stuff" before any of it sells.

I may desire to "aquire" some of it for appropriate disposal.

Shang, you so much as dispose of a single scroll before i've had a chance to look at it and I will knock you silly :twisted:

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Shang Li · Post by **Shang Li** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:10 am

Scrolls are rarely anything I would be concerned with. The types of things I am refering to need to be destroyed if possible, and rendered inacessable if destruction cannot be achieved.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:13 am

Not really worried about the scrolls, I was just using them as an example.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:24 am

Listen fellas, the stuff is safe here in the vault until tomorrow when I post the stuff.

Amonsgt some of the items though

The Ouroboros Mirror

Amulet of Negative Amplication

Cauldron of Obiedence

Ring of D'Jhinn

Eye of Ages

Darkhold Grimoire

Transcribed copy of The Necronomicon

Talisman of Theriel

Necklace of Vampire Fangs

Amulet of Socerous Fury

Ring of Weapon Enpowerment

Amulet of Supernatural Desiccation

Otoni's Dagger of Assassination

Taron's Crystal Orb

The Twins Blades of The Yoma

Deathword Talisman

Ring of Soul Transferal

Paired Tanto of Chi Bleeding

Doubling Sword of Chaos

Great Sword of Kil'Dare

The books & scrolls have been sent to Randolph Carter at Miskatonic University for
further study.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:08 am

Where the fuck did you get all this stuff!?! :shock:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:08 am

I have to have the Doubling Sword of Chaos. Oh, beautiful weapon!

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:09 am

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Where the fuck did you get all this stuff!?!

Out of the back of some of those strange occult books..

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:10 am

Send away $5 and in six to eight weeks you too can have a Otoni's Dagger of Assassination!

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:11 am

And a 1,000 bar codes from cracker jacks?

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:18 am

Holister did you have some of this stuff in town when Unnamable came calling?

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:19 am

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Where the fuck did you get all this stuff!?!

What? I too have cleared out some cult dens and ancient dungeons in my time. Just cause I poke fun means I don't know what Im doing or something?

Ive have been at this for some time you know. Just not pubilcally.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:21 am

Shadowstalker wrote:Holister did you have some of this stuff in town when Unnamable came calling?

Some of it. I don't trust this "arcane" stuff all that much so I avoid using it. Figure you guys could use it more than me now anyway. Either here or on E-Bay.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:22 am

All of the sudden a few things start to make more sense. Holister I may have to come up there thwap you one, or two even. Particularly if you put any of it on E-bay.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:22 am

or more.