Anticipated escape attempts

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 7:56 am

I knew it was going to happen... The Asshole attempted to escape last night. He seems to be learning... I was having a dream that I had woken up, fed the baby, and taken the dog out. While I was outside with the dog, a hand with a knife slipped around my neck, intending to slit me from ear to ear.

Being as I hadn't quite caught on, yet, to the fact that it was a dream, I almost let it happen. Judging by what has happened in the past to the victims he's attacked in their dreams, I'm rather glad that I made the stupid mistake I did.

I saw movement, and looked down, afraid there was a spider or something crawling on my chest. And in so doing, I jumped back, dropping the dog's leash and reaching up to swipe off said anticipated spider.

When my hands closed around a disembodied hand holding a razor-sharp knife, you can imagine my shock. The dream was realistic enough, I even had my normal early-morning tiredness. The hand freaked me out enough that the adrenaline started pumping, though...

Next thing I knew, our dog was attacking me, but she was a lot bigger than a Corgi had any right to be... That was when it clicked. Literally. As I came to the realization that I had to be dreaming, a deafening "click" sounded throughout the landscape.

As Amelia (our dog) returned to her normal size, I laughed, and banished all negativity out of my dream.

Then I went back inside to our bedroom, which was now about 3 times bigger than it normally was and had a hot tub in one corner... My wife was waiting in our bed, which was now a more luxurious four-poster featherbed, wearing nothing but a--

Well, okay, so as far as y'all are concerned, that's where my dream ended. =P

Shang Li · Post by **Shang Li** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:28 am

"hen I went back inside to our bedroom, which was now about 3 times bigger than it normally was and had a hot tub in one corner... My wife was waiting in our bed, which was now a more luxurious four-poster featherbed, wearing nothing but a-- "

Welcome back my friend, I was still worried about which one of you had woken up in the hospital.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:07 am

oof.

Like Shang, glad it is really you.

It is really you, right?

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:37 am

Locked away ain't enough. We need to wreck this one.

Any signs of Shadow's amulet?

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:48 am

None... He didn't even show himself, fully. I just know that I never have dreams like that, and if I'd died, he would've been free.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:50 pm

Dude, do NOT make me come back into your noggin and save your ass again :lol:

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:58 pm

I feel the need to maybe mount an expidition.

Perhaps this is one you can rest in bed for KT.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:10 am

I wonder if Shadow can put us into contact with Tabitha if you promise not to open fire Ron.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:25 am

Does this mean I have to be careful not to wake up while y'all are sneaking around in my brain? "I hear voices in my head... They sound like...Bert?!?"

By the by, Bert... I don't think he's as deep in my subconscious as last time. I may be wrong, but I do hope, if it comes to what y'all're talking about, that y'all don't have to go back there, again...

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:45 am

If I have to go back in there again I'm demanding Hazard Pay from Ron! :lol:

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:51 am

Fine, you'll get danger pay of 25% more than what I was going to py you anyway.

So that will be an extra large coffee.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:52 am

Woohoo

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:00 pm

I knew that would get you going.

If the mission goes really well, I might spring for a donut too.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:11 pm

Make it a Boston Cream doughnut and you got yourself a deal :lol:

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:14 pm

You only get cream filled if Not Me dies an agonized death.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:28 pm

Awwwww, ok. Iced with rainbow sprinkles?

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:31 pm

Only if I hear him beg for mercy/

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:48 pm

Done and Done!

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:51 pm

Excellent.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:11 pm

Spent three hours at work filling out paperwork and crap, then they sent me home.

I feel like I've done something wrong... Meh.

Last night wasn't much more fun, either. Asshole opened the dream where I'd trailed off my last description, masquerading as my wife.

I feel too violated to share any details... He damned near got me, in a number of ways, though. I've got bruises to prove it, too, this time...which is a damned sight better than anything he had intended to inflict on me.

I...seriously feel the need to shower again, thinking about it. Sometimes I wish Gabe were still around... When I think about it, I feel violated and humiliated. When I don't, I can brush it off as just a dream, instead of the damned close call that it was. Maybe I can tap into Gabe's negativity next time, and destroy the fucker... I'll try going on the offensive, tonight.

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:23 pm

Just be glad it wasnt NAIN.

I feel for ya though bro.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:28 pm

Nain? Nain lacks the creativity and intelligence to come up with the smallest ideas this guy has.

Comparing Asshole and Nain (who I refuse to give a nickname to, in deferential respect to retarded babies everywhere) really can't be done. Asshole's so far out of Nain's league, it ain't even funny.

Not to mention Nain doesn't register on my "pissed-me-off"-ometer, anymore, so he doesn't really deserve a nickname the way Mr. Asshole does.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:31 pm

KonThaak wrote: I just know that I never have dreams like that, and if I'd died, he would've been free.

Um....KT, does that apply to just dieing in your sleep, or your death in general? If so, you may have just painted a very big bullseye on your back there pal. Asshole there had some allies who may like to see him freed there man.

Just an observation though.

Sakura · Post by **Sakura** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:36 pm

I think Raz meant that... what if it had been Nain you were um... violated by, instead of Assole. That's kind of like being raped by a lawn-gnome.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:44 pm

Team America: World Police never thought of lawn gnomes...

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:46 pm

Sakura wrote:I think Raz meant that... what if it had been Nain you were um... violated by, instead of Assole. That's kind of like being raped by a lawn-gnome.

Oh I think Im gonna be sick...

B-O~~~~~(BBBLLLAAAHHH)

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:47 pm

Holister wrote:
Sakura wrote:I think Raz meant that... what if it had been Nain you were um... violated by, instead of Assole. That's kind of like being raped by a lawn-gnome.

Oh that is just sick...

B-O~~~~~(BBBLLLAAAHHH)

You have changed :mrgreen:

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:48 pm

Take it to him. I want him wrecked.

That's the crazy kind of stuff I had to put up with for almost 6 weeks straight. Take him out as soon as you can.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:00 pm

Don't worry... After last night, I think I can pull up enough negativity to truly take it to him, Ron.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:02 pm

Yea, the prick nearly killed me... twice.