First Date with a man since . . .

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:10 pm

Ron, there's a strong chance none of us will come home one night. And if it weren't for us there'd be an even stronger chance that Jane and John Q Average wouldn't make it home either.

Now, I'm not telling you to go out and find a companion Ron, but don't close your heart to the possibility.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:36 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Talk about a long distance relationship though. I'd need to learn magic so I could teleport around, haha.

That makes you sound like a whore...

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:37 pm

Shadowstalker wrote:I spose it could have been worse and Kolya could have said "Love is Undead. ".

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:38 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:*Smacks Kolya upside the head*

What is love now?

A waste of time?

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:38 pm

Kolya I ask How?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:38 pm

Shadowstalker wrote:Kolya I ask How?

Teleporting around like a man-tramp...

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:41 pm

That is not how I meant it! Erg, lol.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:10 pm

LOL that was bad. :lol:

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:19 am

Well, we're on our way home, after 12 days of non stop excitement, and one wonderful date.

Molly is fast asleep, and Duke is in the cargo hold (he hates flying).

So I have few moments to say goodbye to everyone, and thanks for everything.

Enjoy the hummer & the gear Bert, you'll probably make good use out of it all, and thanks for Mollys 3 footed bunny; she named it Mr.Mopsy.

Ron, good luck with your sister and rebuilding. say good bye to that cat of yours for Duke.

Shades, thanks for havin' your sis watch Molly for me. Molly had a great time with her. If I ever need a baby sitter, I know who to call.

Master Li, thanks for savin' my sorry ass yet again. Thats twice I owe you.

KT; get better real soon or at my next BBQ, Im dedicatin' the first 36 oz steak to you.

Celeste; last night meant more to me than you realize. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Next time, I'll buy the tickets, your choice.

Well, its late. I best be noddin' off now. Next stop, Bangor International, then home to Cypress Cove.

Later Guys

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:24 am

Thanks again for the stuff Ben. Oh, and you'll never guess who I bumped into tonight selling tickets :twisted:

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Make sure ya get pics of that rabbit for me, I need proof to show these guys I wasn't totally nuts.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:26 am

You are totally nuts Bert, but I'll send the pics anyway

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:34 am

I am crazy, just not in that way. :lol:

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:36 am

Smack that scalper round lil bit for Cee & me. See if ya can't get Cee's money back while your at it.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:43 am

Already done. I didn't actually have to do anything to him, physically. I handcuffed him, sat him down and forced him to watch Man on Fire adn told him I'd make the protagonist look like a Saint if he didn't behave. :twisted:

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:46 am

Thats just down right cruel Bert.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:48 am

Good thing I made him sit on a towel 'cause wet marks appeared when the guy's fingers were cut off. :lol:

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:54 am

I am afraid to ask what happened when you got to the bit with the C4 but I have.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:09 am

Holister wrote:KT; get better real soon or at my next BBQ, Im dedicatin' the first 36 oz steak to you. :D

argh... gotta get better... never seen a 36 oz steak... gotta send one o those down for me and my wife. long as you got the cut from a reputable house...and we need a bigger grill...

might surprise a lotta people to know i do eat meat... i just try and have a lot of respect for those whose bodies i consume...

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:32 am

We'll make it Kobe beef, you know, the cows that get Sake Massages and stuff.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:56 am

Glad you're back up on your keyboard there KT.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:58 am

And a meat eater

I mean, welcome back!

Celeste Darken · Post by **Celeste Darken** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:59 am

Indeed.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:11 pm

I eat meat, too. Thank you, America... I never had such a steak previously.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:49 pm

Funny. What is the difference between steak and a slab of meat anyway?

I never understood this.

Sorry for wondering off topic but I have always wanted to know.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:30 pm

Feeling better than even this morning... Thanks for the "welcome back"'s, guys. Means a lot to me.

Doctors are saying I might be going back to work as early as next week, on restrictions.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:10 am

Going back to work so soon? You poor bastard.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:16 am

We need the money... I don't think UPS will pay me for LOA when I wasn't hurt on-the-job. I mean, I can check into it, but I'm thinking I may have to beg and borrow to get the money to pay bills for a while...

Michael T · Post by **Michael T** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:20 am

If I can help let me know.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:41 am

I still have 95% of the money from Maine, just say the word.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:51 am

KonThaak wrote:Doctors are saying I might be going back to work as early as next week, on restrictions.

A blessing and a curse. Congratulations anyway!

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