MISSING: Duke "The Runt" Holister

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:26 pm

Greetings Ya'll

As I lay here in my hospital bed, I have alot of time to think; and three things come to the mind of this redneck.

1) Is my sweet lil' Molly ok?
After a weekend of Ron baby sitting her, its anyone's guess.

2) Where are my guns? I miss my guns, at least give me back my .45 :cry:

I don't care if firearms are not permitted in the hospital. That woman screaming at her husband two doors down is scarin' the hell out of me and I want to be able to defend myself.

3) Where's my dog. Keep the car, the guns, the ammo, even the high explosives, just bring back ol' Duke to me in one piece.

Duke was last seen in the possession of Celeste Darken
as she skulked about in a sewer looking for Khavik.

Hum, where better to find a rat than in a sewer

Duke "The Runt" Holister is a pure bred 120 lb. German Shepard that is very intelligent (he gets me Black Rabbits on command) and answers to Duke
or doggie but the latter only applies if you are a five year child, otherwise he may tear you head off :evil:

.

He has had full K-9 training, both bomb and drug detection training, can sniff out cancer , and brings me my slippers at night with the remote I always seem to be loosin'.

If any of ya'll know where my Duke is, please return him, there is no reward, I just won't hunt your ass down and give ya a double barrel colonic for takin' my dog!

Thanks

Ben J. Holister
Sheriff Dept Cypress Cove

PS: Del Caine...I quit!!!

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:12 pm

Good for you, Holister. Del Caine is a douchebag pile of shit anyway.

Hope that you find your dog...

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:20 pm

Me, too. I hope everything is ok.

I hope quitting gives you some free time.

I know that I cannot wait for vacations!

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:35 pm

Natasha wrote:I know that I cannot wait for vacations!

Just a couple of calm weeks would be nice. Does not even have to be vacations... just calm.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:45 pm

Calm? Round here?

Buddy you'ld have better chances of findin' more peace & quiet on an Iraqi public bus right now

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:47 pm

yea, that's what makes me a saaaad panda...

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:48 pm

When the Russians start quoting South Park its time to leave. :lol:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:51 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:When the Russians start quoting South Park its time to leave.

:lol:

Seriously...

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:04 pm

Damn, them Ruskies have Natasha and South Park, I may be visitin' this Summer

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:22 pm

Up in Petersburg the sun never really sets for a period of time during summer (called The White Nights)... twighlight all night long. Even in Moscow the days are long, getting dark around 23:00. Look over the Moscow River as the city lights up. It is a good place to go if you need some time to think. But it is close to Moscow State University, so it is rarely quiet....

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:26 pm

Holister wrote:Damn, them Ruskies have Natasha and South Park, I may be visitin' this Summer

I not sure am I insulted or not. At least, I go before South Park, but still in the same breathe

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:29 pm

Furthermore, he calls his dog a runt.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:33 pm

"runt" is his nickname because when I went to the pound, he was just that, the runt of the litter. He was so small and weak, now look at him 120lbs o evil chasin' attitude with a tail.

Good Boy Duke...(WOOF!)

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:17 am

Why is that some of the mental images portrayed on the forums are far more horrifying than things I have seen in the field?

BraveSirRobin · Post by **BraveSirRobin** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:10 am

Such is the way of the internet, for it is a harsh series of tubes...

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:56 am

Ol Duke is the best dog you'ld ever have the privilage of meeting. He killed a lupine to protect me. He is a vital member of my family, and a Lazlo society member also.

Come t think about it, our animal friends here at Lazlo need more respect than what they are getting. Hummmmm?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:25 am

Mr Fluffers wrote:Meeeeow meow meeeoooooow.

Duke wrote:WOOF!

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:17 am

Koyla . . . do we need to take you to the vet?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:21 am

I'm curious as to why he feels Mr. Fluffers is more verbose than Duke.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:24 am

Ron Caliburn wrote:Koyla . . . do we need to take you to the vet?

Perhaps, but that is something else entirely

I was just imagining what it would be like around here if Mr Fluffers and Duke had accounts...

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:25 am

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:I'm curious as to why he feels Mr. Fluffers is more verbose than Duke.

Because Mr Fluffers is a cat.

Besides when have you heard Duke say anything more than WOOF...

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:25 am

Obviously not familiar with the phrase "Quiet as a cat."

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:30 am

That is true, I am not.

Revised:
[quote="Mr Fluffers"][/quote]

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:21 pm

Come on guys. I think that Duke and Mr. Fluffers would make a great team, who knows they may be even able to take down a SupNat on their own.

I think that they could actually pull it off.

It'ld funny as all Hell, but I know that they have it in them to at least try.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:24 pm

Or they'd fight like cats and dogs.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:47 pm

That an old wive's tale.

Sides, Duke & Mr. Fluffers get along great.

I say we stick them together and let them help us out on the search for Hannah tonight.

Come on; Duke's size, strength, and sniffer; along with Mr. Fluffers speed, agility, and ESP.

They might actually turn something up.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:16 pm

Ben, do you really want me beside Darken for that long.

So far our meetings have remained brief . . . my instincts and opinions might not be up to a sustained encounter.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:21 pm

Thats not what Im sayin' Ron, )Ild hate to have to hose you down, I know how you get round her), what Im sayin' is that we partner up Duke & Mr. Fluffers and set them loose, like partners. You got Shadow (or should be back soon), I got Celeste :oops:

, and so Duke should be with Mr.Fluffers.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:24 pm

Mr. Fluffers already has a partner . . . Me.

I really can't beleive I just said that.

Ben, if you ask who the brains of the outfit is, I'm going to knock you into next week.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:42 pm

Ron...come on. I don't have to ask that question. I already know its the cat whose in charge.