The TRUE Greatest Conspiracy?

Azrael · Post by **Azrael** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:18 am

I do not have much stock in contemporary media induced paranoia, lies, and deceptions. I the days of my youth, we were told stories by the hearthside to be wary of beasts, monsters, ghosts, and witches. Today, it is a travesty to see such unholy abominations potrayed as good or fun, or alluring. They have taken away the fear, in so blinding mankind to the truth.
And the blind make for such easy victims for that which I hunt.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:25 am

Well I see you and Ron are going to agree on a few things. :roll:

I am not going to restart that arguement.

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:14 am

Holister wrote:Ya'l do remember my shotgun's got itself two barrels right.
Keep pushin' your luck you commie bastard. As for you Raz, you are one step away from the second one.

Never fuck with a sober half Irish sheriff from Maine

Yeah, well just watch out for the table-swinging Scott that would pick a fist-fight with a Dybuck. *raises a glass* Tilt one back

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:30 am

Hey Raz, ya never said you were a Scottsman. That explains so much,

I can't say the same for the Rusky

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:58 am

Shadowstalker wrote:Well I see you and Ron are going to agree on a few things. I am not going to restart that arguement.

Good, you'll just loose again anyway.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:49 am

Great, first tis Azrael guy cuts into me for drinkin' too much, andnow he's up with Ron that Muppets are evil.

Maybe its this guy Grampa Ron?

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:57 am

No.

I don't want to be related to anyone who sold their soul for revenge.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:05 am

Hum, I don't know Ron, a hunter (pardon, a slayer) that is against drinkin' and hates the muppets, the guy does sound alot like you.

Plus I think from his origins in War Stories, he was approached by The Angel of Death, so I don't think that is selling your soul. But I buy the whole revenge thing 100%.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:43 am

I'm not against drinking, I just don't drink because if I start I don't stop until you lock me away from it.

As for Angels of Death . . Death isn't an angel, or a devil, it just is.

There are plenty who can disguise themselves as such to suit their purposes.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:49 am

Did ya have a 12 step thing to help ya' out, did ya go to meetin's. Serious, (do ya have a number I can call?)

What?

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:56 am

Well, when I was sentanced to the institution (they thought I was insane, totally missed the drinking problem) I was forced to go cold turkey . . . once the phsyical effects war off and I left the institution I decided to give myself what help I could in staying off the bottle, so I go to meetings.

If you are curious, check it out.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:06 pm

Holister wrote:Hey Raz, ya never said you were a Scottsman. That explains so much,
I can't say the same for the Rusky

When Irish eyes are smiling....

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:10 pm

Yes, I am scottish, and german.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:11 pm

That explains the drinking.

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:18 pm

Actually, I rarely drink.

As in maybe once a year. And I have never drank enough to be drunk (even though time before last there was a decent amount of Everclear there), nor do I drink to be drunk.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:20 pm

Razor wrote:Actually, I rarely drink.

As in maybe once a year. And I have never drank enough to be drunk (even though time before last there was a decent amount of Everclear there), nor do I drink to be drunk.

Otherwise you would be Russian ...

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:21 pm

Yes.

I'd like to visit Russia some day, though I don't feel like being shot at, or mysteriously disappearing. THough in this line of work... yeah.. nevermind.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:25 pm

Those days almost done.

Now it only happens to businessmen, reports, and politicians.

So, you should be fine!

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:26 pm

Da, I suppose.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:34 pm

We can give you the tour.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:37 pm

We should invite our friends to Russia for some party...

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:39 pm

If the world does not end this week end, as you seem to have said a few times.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:53 pm

Shadowstalker wrote:If the world does not end this week end, as you seem to have said a few times.

Good that I have made it sufficiently clear

If I die and the world continues, Bert will be in good hands with this little old lady we are shacking him up with. Extremely nice lady who knows how to cook.

Thing is, she does not speak a world of English. Not even "OK".

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:54 pm

Natasha wrote:We should invite our friends to Russia for some party...

None of us have a place large enough. But arrangements can be made.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:09 pm

That could prove to be an intresting party.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:18 pm

Kolya wrote:If I die and the world continues, Bert will be in good hands with this little old lady we are shacking him up with. Extremely nice lady who knows how to cook.

Yes, but does she have a tail? :twisted:

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:20 pm

Oh Jeez you are the Perv Ben you know that.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:58 pm

Shadowstalker wrote:That could prove to be an intresting party.

Indeed.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:58 pm

Holister wrote:
Kolya wrote:If I die and the world continues, Bert will be in good hands with this little old lady we are shacking him up with. Extremely nice lady who knows how to cook.

Yes, but does she have a tail?

That is actually a state secret.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:57 am

So is Bert :evil:

:wink: