The TRUE Greatest Conspiracy?

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:35 am

Wonder if she's single then?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:45 am

That is none of my business....

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:49 am

Ok then...oh wait...oh..OH! You and Sasha, I understand now. Oh my...its ok. I won't judge. :twisted:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:51 am

Once again, in English, perhaps?

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:01 am

Its ok....you're enititled to whatever lifestyle you choose to live....we won't think any less of you, or Sasha.

:twisted:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:13 pm

Oh, I understand now.

I am just wondering what led you to this conclusion?

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:25 pm

All those cold lonely nights locked away together in Siberia. Its understandable;
"Brokeback Commies" :lol:

Hey, it happens....

Im just bustin' on ya' Kolya.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:26 pm

Holister wrote:Im just bustin' on ya' Kolya.

You wish.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:30 pm

So Kolya, what the hell is goin' on over there anyway thats so damn important that its got you and your Oktober Gaurd all in a bunch about.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:38 pm

Potentially the end of the world, worst case scenario.

Best case, we avoid enslavement and kill a huge supernasty menace.

Probable case, we delay making a decision between worst and best case.

I will have a more accurate answer after the lunar eclipse this weekend.

Nice reference to the Oktober Guard, by the way.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:41 pm

Like I said, I used to date a Russian chick a few year back.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:50 pm

What did she think when you showed them to her? I am sure she got a good laugh out of them, being a product of American imaginations and all

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:53 pm

I dare you to make less sense.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:58 pm

lol ... seriously, what did she think when you showed her your comics? The Oktober Guard was created by Americans for the GI Joe comics.

Hmm. Well, I suppose that it is possible that you are not talking about the comics....

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:48 pm

They aren't real? Damn, :roll:

that woud explain why she was laughin'. But wait, it does explain so uch, I feeel better now, I though she was laughin' at somethin' else. :twisted:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:54 pm

She still may have been laughing at something else. We cannot rule that out.

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:55 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
What he said!

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:03 pm

Ya'l do remember my shotgun's got itself two barrels right.
Keep pushin' your luck you commie bastard. As for you Raz, you are one step away from the second one.

Never fuck with a sober half Irish sheriff from Maine

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:14 pm

Holiste chill out or can you not take some razzing yourself. :roll:

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:20 pm

Its ok, we're just havin' fun. Me an Kolya are good. I just wanna wack him upside the head once with sharpened brick, but we're cool.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:43 pm

Holister wrote:Never fuck with a sober half Irish sheriff from Maine

Noted.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:43 pm

Holister wrote:Its ok, we're just havin' fun. Me an Kolya are good. I just wanna wack him upside the head once with sharpened brick, but we're cool.

Why? Your shortcomings are not my fault

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:02 pm

Go choke on some borst!

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:07 pm

Your girlfriend ever make you borsch? Perhaps the single greatest soup ever.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:13 pm

What girlfriend, we dated for a few days back a few years ago. Her father didn' quite like Americans so he came at me with a Luger and a look of malice in his eyes. I have yet to be back to Russia since.
This all happened in Odessa anyway. Think he was a police captain?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:54 pm

Odessa is in Ukraine.

I know it is all the same thing

Celeste Darken · Post by **Celeste Darken** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:00 pm

Kolya wrote:Odessa is in Ukraine.

I know it is all the same thing

And Moscow is in Idaho.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:03 pm

Celeste Darken wrote:
Kolya wrote:Odessa is in Ukraine.

I know it is all the same thing

And Moscow is in Idaho.

Just keeps getting stranger. :shock:

Trivia. I have heard that there are more than 25 cities/towns in the United States named after Moscow. I have not verified this though.

Celeste Darken · Post by **Celeste Darken** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:09 pm

I can vouch for ten. If this site is to be trusted, of course.

The internet is like television in some respects: you cannot believe everything you see.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:12 pm

Thanks for the link.

And, yea, cannot believe everything.. that is for sure.

The TRUE Greatest Conspiracy?

Vouch for ten?