The TRUE Greatest Conspiracy?

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The TRUE Greatest Conspiracy?

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Of the many great conspiracies that have plagued our current times

the OJ Simpson case, the screwed up Florida ballots,
911, the Kennedies, the war in Iraq, why is Bush still president.

I bring you the deepest and darkest conspiracy ever concocted by a drunken redneck at happy hour.

"Where do the missing socks in the dryer go?"

Seriously, two go in, one comes out?

Ya'll professionals, go figure that one out? :twisted:
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They vanish into a Blue Hole in the back of the dryer, where Sock Dwarves take them and eat them!
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Post by Kolya »

I have spent a lot of time driving in the States.

Why do I only see one boot or shoe laying on the side of the road.

I do not have a problem losing socks though..
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Bert_the_Turtle wrote:They vanish into a Blue Hole in the back of the dryer, where Sock Dwarves take them and eat them!


Bert ol' buddy, sometimes your grip on reality even frightens me :D
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No actually they are stolen by Goblins.
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And right bout now Shadow, you are a close second to ol Bert there :P
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Sorry

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Missing socks, sorry, my fault. Temporal magic is so tricky, getting things from here to there or now to then, or there to now, or from back then to after here, all so complicated, at some point I broke the dryers, now they eat socks, don't know where the socks are going, need to remember to look for that again, and maybe my car keys, I think they are with your socks, at least my eyebrows are still where I left them.
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Post by Kolya »

Holister wrote:
Bert_the_Turtle wrote:They vanish into a Blue Hole in the back of the dryer, where Sock Dwarves take them and eat them!


Bert ol' buddy, sometimes your grip on reality even frightens me :D
Ambiguous.

Is it a strong or weak grip? 8)
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Shadowstalker wrote:No actually they are stolen by Goblins.
Or brownies.. or whatever those little creatures are that move into people's homes and try to be helpful....
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Re: Sorry

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Eric Eland wrote:at least my eyebrows are still where I left them.
How are the other vital organs doing? ;)
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rearranged in alphabetical order, maybe?
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I have never met an actual... oh nevermind ;)
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Kolya wrote:
Holister wrote:
Bert_the_Turtle wrote:They vanish into a Blue Hole in the back of the dryer, where Sock Dwarves take them and eat them!


Bert ol' buddy, sometimes your grip on reality even frightens me :D
Ambiguous.

Is it a strong or weak grip? 8)



It's a sloppy, slippery wet grip..
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Razor wrote:
Kolya wrote:
Holister wrote:
Bert_the_Turtle wrote:They vanish into a Blue Hole in the back of the dryer, where Sock Dwarves take them and eat them!


Bert ol' buddy, sometimes your grip on reality even frightens me :D
Ambiguous.

Is it a strong or weak grip? 8)



It's a sloppy, slippery wet grip..
That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time... really...
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XD
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Kolya wrote:That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time... really...
why?
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Post by DarKnyht »

Did you ever consider that you there really wasn't a second sock?
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Uhhh...Raz

I think we have a new winner for this year's :twisted: awards.

Trust me Natasha, you're best not knowin' this one.

Raz....funny, but oh my. :D
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Otherwise known as the '[insert group of your chooice here] grip'.


:P
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grrr
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Post by Sasha »

Natasha wrote:grrr
Don't pay attention to the children, Solnushko. :)
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"Solnushko"? Are you drunk? :)
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Should I even Ask?
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Post by Kolya »

It means "sunshine" but in a tender sort of way.

Molly may have heard it once or twice while Sasha was with her and uncle Ron.

So Sasha is either drunk or just acting silly. Well, both, I guess is a possibility because Natasha is noticably older than Molly. :)
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Nothing wrong with being gentle.

Besides, you saw her shirt she was wearing... ;)
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Oh....I do so hope you ain't referrin' to Molly there? :x
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Post by Kolya »

Of course not. Natasha was wearing a bright yellow fuzzy shirt.
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Ya know, I never met Natasha.
Tel me, is she as pretty as she is smart..:D
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Most likely. Least that's the impression I get, and I'm usually pretty good with those.
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Post by Kolya »

No fair asking me this question ;)

It depends upon your definition of pretty, anyway.

Escape and evasion training never prepared me for this...
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