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Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 9:27 pm**

Just as bad. Try the one labeled "Violet".

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 9:29 pm**

Hmm, a little better, but there is still room for improvement.

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 9:34 pm**

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Just as bad. Try the one labeled "Violet".

I AM NOT PICKING THAT! That's Hannah's and Molly's girlie pink color! GGGRRRRRR!!!!!!

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 9:37 pm**

Then use orange or something.

Damn I was hoping he'd fall for it...

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 9:42 pm**

The other three besides the first all work.
Bert whats with the small print?

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 9:43 pm**

Copy and paste it into the address bar and it'll resize for ya :wink:

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 9:44 pm**

"I just ought to stay with this now just to annoy you Bert.

"But I am sought of leaning toward this."

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 9:47 pm**

Good choice with the Olive Green.

And sure, pick on The Turtle. :wink:

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 9:51 pm**

"Look at me Mock Turtle. "

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 9:56 pm**

Hehehe

Whatcha wearing there Ben? "A Turtle neck."

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 10:07 pm**

You really shouldn't razz on me man, I'm a shell of my former self.

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 10:19 pm**

Just so long as you stop Snapping at everyone :lol:

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 10:23 pm**

Ok Bert, quit with this Shell Game and get to the point.

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 10:25 pm**

Flipper off! :lol:

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 10:36 pm**

Alright, alright, before you withdraw back into your shell, maybe we should discuss what happened to Tony.

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 10:41 pm**

Do you think he was shelled?

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 10:47 pm**

Maybe he was boxed and it got painted to look like an kidnapping. Maybe he's on the take, you know what a few greenbacks can do snap a man's interest.

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 10:49 pm**

I think he just needs to learn when to duck and cover.

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 10:59 pm**

The TURTLE jokes have ended! I win!

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2007 1:07 am**

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2007 1:12 am**

You guys are terrapin.

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2007 1:21 am**

Not so fast Mr. Hare. I didn't lay an egg yet. The Pun-master is as of yet not shell shocked.

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2007 1:25 am**

Bert, you're going to get painted into a box.

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2007 1:30 am**

And the Tortoise Torture goes on. :shock:

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2007 1:33 am**

Sure, sure. Mock my lifestyle and watch me turn into Bert_the_Snapping_Turtle.

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2007 1:34 am**

Yeah, but just be careful you don't bite someone and then they turn you into Bert_the_Pancake_turtle.

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2007 1:37 am**

This thread is making me green.

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2007 1:38 am**

Yeah, the jokes are just so freakin punny.

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2007 1:38 am**

I was not mocking your lifestyle Bert, I was Mocking the Turtle Puns. And you are presently being Bert_the_ Mocking_Turtle.

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2007 1:38 am**

If that happens, I know I can count on you all to shed salty tears.