Thats good, I wouldn't want some D.C. gang banging gun bunnies to be running round "capping" everything in sight.

Loki, none of us owe Fate anything, but he is a member of this society and thus a brother-in-arms. That alone is enough of a reason to come to his aid.

You may think that our disagreements are a sign of weakness, but it is point of strength. We are flexible enough to put aside our philosophical debates to work for the greater good, unlike you and your masters.

Yo Hit Squirrel! I got a bag of Blue Diamonds here if you snuff this sucka'.

Let us not forget, not all of the contacts that any of us have are associated with this place.

Loki wrote:Coming for Fate wont be necessary…the basterd was some how able to escape early this morning. It won’t matter with the state he was in. I don’t give him more then a few hours before he is lost to the elements…and he left behind his hand and one eye… tisk, tisk. Stay out of my way, do not be the fool who gets in the way of the right hand.

I will still be hunting you now that I have taken care of my traitorous brother.

Loki wrote:It’s Bert right? Listen Bert, nobody is looking into this situation.

Its Loogie right? Nobody id looking into it cxause nobody acres. You are of the ants I cruah beneath my boorted feet.

Hey DB, its a little something called SPELLCHECK, try using it once in awhile. That, or finish that "Hooked on Phonics" course you flunked out of in 2nd grade.

Holister wrote:Hey DB, its a little something called SPELLCHECK, try using it once in awhile. That, or finish that "Hooked on Phonics" course you flunked out of in 2nd grade.

This message brougt to you by the redneck hick in luv with a vampire.

Because Mike, he would be lying.

Oh, right. I never tell a lie.

Why do I have a feeling that preschool was tough for this guy .

Loki wrote:…So Fate didn’t keep everything in that vault but it doesn’t matter. With what I have…I could wipe army’s from the battlefield, more to the point my master could wipe army’s from the battlefield. Oh and Fate is doing just fine…well maybe not fine but he it still breathing…barely. Baal will rise again and once he does the power I shall receive will be unimaginable! Choose carefully what side you will stand on Lazlo Society.

And the tough talk keeps coming. This isn't the first megalomaniacal rant the Lazlo Society has encountered. I have to say I'm a damned sight more scared of the ones that DON'T announce their presence on this board.

And that's the honest truth.

Indeed... Khavik and Windner are probably the two entities who keep me up more nights than not. Dele Morte was a nasty one, but he came down in the end...and he was at least decent enough not to go off on this "stupid" kick the way most of our other B-villains (present company included) have. Granted, he did get cocky there at the end, right before his grand finale...but getting stabbed through the back by my wife, and chewed to pieces by my wife's dragon seemed to cure him of that.

It seems to me the ones who have the most reason to boast...don't.

The smart one's study Peter's Evil Overlord List.

Gloating is only dangerous if those after you know where you are. An without Fate to guide you I’ll never be found.

I think if we checked a few satellites, your over sized ego would give you away.

Loki wrote:Gloating is only dangerous if those after you know where you are. An without Fate to guide you I’ll never be found.

Anyone else picturing a little relative to Nain cackling as he rings his tiny little hands together and hiding behind a garden gnome?

Loki wrote:Gloating is only dangerous if those after you know where you are. An without Fate to guide you I’ll never be found.

Hmm... oh look, another trail of electronic footprints. Keep talking, buddy.

You think he's annoying now, just wait until he finds out Fate duped his sory butt. Im sure his bosses want be too thrilled with minor artifacts and conterfiets.

For a "super villain" Loki, you ain't too swift. Fate had your number from day one, and he called you on it.

How did you know there was a second Vault? It still makes little difference to me, soon my master will show me to the second Vault and you will all pay!

Holister! Do not tell the villain that he has screwed up. Let him figure it out on his own.

Hey Loki

" HERE'S YOUR SIGN! "

Ok "Bill" quit taunting the villain.

I’ve found Mr. Fate and have already dispatched a man to kill him. Oh is that your hopes and dreams I hear shattering.

Loki wrote:I’ve found Mr. Fate and have already dispatched a man to kill him. Oh is that your hopes and dreams I hear shattering.

No that must be your oversized head smashing all the china you smash into.

Again Loki, I offer to meet you at the place of my choosing, at the time of your choice.

I will come alone, I know better than to expect you to.

After our meeting, your master will be either short on servant, or have on eless opponent to worry about.

Unless of course your bluster and bravado merely masks feelings of inadaquacy and fear.

I would offer you the choice of both time and place, but my means of travel are somewhat limited.


I pray for you still, Loki.