Ron just cracked a joke....

Good night everybody, you've been an excellent crowd!

Im off to tell Rippley's:D

Gaa!!! Holister I would Like to see how you would have done there? Ron that was bad, but funny.

Ok, if none of that was real, what about that giant styrafoam packing peanut that was chasing us?

There were a few things that chased us but I don't remember that.

Well I know that Catgirl in the Flapper duds couldn't have been real. It was like something out of a bad anime crossed with an old Bugs Bunny cartoon.

Uh Tabitha was real, and she seemed to like you Bert.

Oh, well, spiffy.

Oh waiter...the REALITY CHECK for my friends here. They appear to be done....

Holister, You do not have to much room to talk.

Well, she was kinda cute. Not that I'm into cats mind you. Not to mention the amount of money I'd have to spend on allergy pills excludes any sort of relationship.

Funny I didn't notice you sneezing to much when she was around.

I didn't say I was gonna run out and buy her flowers, just saying she was cute (and mostly human).

There aren't a lot of "normal" women in this line of work.

Tabitha said she was human at one time, before she got caught in that place and changed, and I tend to believe her. She seems to be a good person.

At least they are human though

As a point Half my team are women, and most of them are well I don't think I would call any of them Normal, most of them are Psis or worse.

Hey, I happen to like cat-girls or Niko as they area also known. (Ran into some in the Dreamstream too.)

Bert... You ever been to Nevada?

As they say, you can't kill the dream.

Oh yes I can, if it's linked to a living person on the other end.

Kolya wrote:As they say, you can't kill the dream.

I can think of one I want to.

Bad Razor very bad.

Ron Caliburn wrote:What is it with these folks and attraction to the un-human?

First Ben and the werewolf bartender

Then Ben and Darken

Now Bert and this Tabitha . . . thing.

Can't you guys stick to the same species?

News flash Ron....that should be Bert & Kelly the werewolf bartender. Oh the stories she told me.

Yep, I never dated Kelly, she was just a good friend I knew since childhood.

I'll admit that I enjoy Celeste's company, the fact that she is a vampire doesn't mean anything. She was human at one time, but she still is to me. She's a good friend and I look out for my friends.

But Bert and a cat girl? Ok,
I hear alot of Necrphelia bein' tossed round in regards to Cee, how bout a little Beastaphilia for ol' Bert there Hummm?

I should Point out Seraph has gone to dinner a time or two with Bert. That reminds me I need to have a chat with him about that?

Bert The Turtle, Hugh Heffner bows before your greatness.

Wrong very wrong.