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The Dark Voice
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Post by The Dark Voice »

Ah, so the infamous Deathblaster has returned. Intriguing.
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dym
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Post by dym »

Alexei Sokolov died saving Bert's life, thus ensuring Natasha has a chance to destroy it.

See what I mean? You're all fucking retarded.
Deathblaster
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Post by Deathblaster »

The Dark Voice wrote:Ah, so the infamous Deathblaster has returned. Intriguing.


Sweet! Im not just 'famous," Im INfamous!

Whho hoo! Image
Deathblaster is coming for you . . .

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DarKnyht
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Post by DarKnyht »

As much as it saddens me, we might need to add Ron Caliburn to the KIA section.
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fate
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Post by fate »

Explane.
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DarKnyht
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Post by DarKnyht »

I asked The Gentleman once for proof of something he claimed. I recieved very convincing proof. He claimed to send such proof of Ron's death to KT, and I do not believe that he would embellish.

If you want physical proof, I guess you would have to speak to KT or his family. You might also be able to get confirmation from Kei if she is able.
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Hannah
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Post by Hannah »

No! My Pa ain't dead.

He probably saw a monster an' he's been too busy chasin' it ta call in.

Or maybe he's down in tha sewers and his phone won't work.

Or maybe he ended up in 'nother dimension and he's teachin' the folks there how ta fight monsters before he comes home.

Or maybe aliens captured him, but now he's escaped and he's tryin' ta steal one of their spaceships ta come home.

See, lots of reasons why he ain't calld in.

Hannah

PS: He ain't dead. He can't be dead.
I will be who I chose to be.
fate
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Post by fate »

Hannah, is your father missing? If so I will have to list him MIA
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Hannah
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Post by Hannah »

He's missin' but y'all don't need ta add him ta the list. He'll be back really soon. I got Mr. Fluffers lookin' for him right now.

Hannah

PS: He'll be back - he can't stay away forever.
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Shadowstalker
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Post by Shadowstalker »

Hold off Fate, I would like proof before we do anything.
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fate
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Post by fate »

It's the least I can do for Ron.
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Logos
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Post by Logos »

Why would DK lie? I believe him, whether you people do or not.
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Post by Shadowstalker »

I don't think DK lied, I just want to see this proof myself.
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DarKnyht
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Post by DarKnyht »

I am not lying, nor am I necessarily 100% accurate. I am just drawing the logical conclusion from the facts.

I would be eternally glad if I am proven wrong. At the very least he is MIA.
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The Gentleman
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Post by The Gentleman »

Mr. Caliburn is not missing. He is with the taxidermist currently.
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Post by Logos »

Shut up, if they're not willing to believe DK on the matter, we're sure as hell not going to believe you. We're not going to stop looking for him, either.
Put everything into what you're doing, use everything you've got, or I'm afraid you won't live to regret it.
The Gentleman
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Post by The Gentleman »

You can believe whatever you want.


Ahhh, he's done. Rush jobs are so expensive but worth every bit.
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Shadowstalker
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Post by Shadowstalker »

I have a hard time believing you toke down Ron, but no matter I will have your Scalp to present to him if he lives, or to his daughter to prove that the man who claims to have killed him is no more.
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The Gentleman
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Post by The Gentleman »

What do you gentlemen think? His gun in one hand and his blade in the other?

Hmm... if I do that I can't have him staking the rabid Darken Bitch...


Decisions, decisions.
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DarKnyht
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Post by DarKnyht »

Gentleman, I asked for proof once and received it. As much as it may grief me, I ask for such evidence again. Back up your words with proof.

Obviously, you know how to contact me.
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DarKnyht
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Post by DarKnyht »

Gentleman, I received your package. I do not know how you manage to get things delivered so quickly, but I have it.

Everyone, I've seen it with my own eyes. He has Ron in a box with a fake Celeste. I can see the marks, much like the ones that show up after someone died. They are not fake, they are original Polaroids.

If anyone wants them, I can have them scanned and sent to you. Shadow, there is already a copy of them on the way to you.

Hannah, I am sorry.
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Logos
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Post by Logos »

That's really too bad... I'm sorry to hear it, DarK. I've picked up a few things from some buddies in forensics, if you could send me a copy, I'd like to confirm it myself.

Slob, you've taken a child's father, and you've killed countless other innocents before you got involved with us. You may think that nothing can touch you, but Ron's signature is so very true. There ain't nothin' that can't die. I'm going to make you recognize how very true those words are. In the end, you'll know defeat, degradation, and humiliation.

I think whoever is around Hannah needs to be there for her, and this place is no place for a child right now.
Put everything into what you're doing, use everything you've got, or I'm afraid you won't live to regret it.
The Gentleman
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Post by The Gentleman »

If I were you girl, I would think about spending more time with your man. Zackery received one of my cards while he was in Russia with Mr. Murray.
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Logos
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Post by Logos »

NO! You're lying! Zack, he's lying, right?
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The Gentleman
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Post by The Gentleman »

I only speak the truth.

That is why it hurts so much.
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DarKnyht
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Post by DarKnyht »

Guys, I think it's time to circle the wagons. Is there a place that those with the cards can get to that is secure and has multiple of us that don't have cards?
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Koralth
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Post by Koralth »

Raem, it's... He's not lying. I think we need to have a long talk. It'll be alright, neither J Dork or Bass got me, right? This guy's got nothing on the both of them, so... We'll just see what happens...
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DarKnyht
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Post by DarKnyht »

Also out of respect for those who have fallen, perhaps we should continue this discussion elsewhere.
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fate
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Post by fate »

So Ron's death has been confirmed.

List......updated.


So many dead. I think it's time to put a stop to it all.


Abadon will look like a kiddy park.
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DarKnyht
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Post by DarKnyht »

I believe that Bert, Sasha, and KT at least need to be made MIA. There is a very good chance that KT is KIA given the signature being used by his id.
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