Good luck Victor, and please keep us informed. That area is uncomfortably close to my territory of Saint Louis. I don't like uncompleted stories happening around me.

I tried to use Google Translate to help me read this thread, but it did not help. I still can not follow this conversation. Does anyone know if Babelfish can convert English to Crazy?

Well, there you have it. I don't recall exactly what was said next, but our gun point deplomacy seems to have worked. Instead of killing each other, we wandered off into the deeper forest together. To the woodland animals, we might have looked like an exceedingly bad Wizard of Oz cosplay. We set out...

That was you, Micheal T? When you introduced yourself, I thought you said your name was Michelle. It would not have been the manliest of names, but I was in no position to judge. Besides, I seem to recall the Doctor nearly shooting you around this time. Perhaps you of the good doctor should explain ...

And how did we meet? I was making my way through the wilderness with a frontiersman attitude which would have made Jack London proud. I also wasn't feeling any signs of radiation poisoning which was a good thing that Jack never included in his stories. Ten or twenty minutes deep into the brush, I he...

That was you guys?!

No one mentioned being involved in the Society, so I never asked. Perhaps the crossing of our paths was not as coincidental it seemed at the time.

It started innocently or at least as innocent as I get. I was recently camping in the Rockies. I had received an anonymous tip about an underground base populated by Reptoids in the area. I had a reporter's hunch that there would be a story and nothing better to do while my lawyer sorted out a copyr...

I was recently involved in a mess not far from Yellowstone Park. It's covered in the thread entitled A Window to Another World. What is the connection?

My shadow says that he would like to join. Is there a sign up sheet? On a slightly more serious note, what are the resources and territories of this group? What was Azreal doing when he was abducted? How do we know the name of this group? I am wondering if there is perhaps a connection between this ...

I do not understand the alien's motivations. They obviously have nothing to fear from our weapons, and they aren't helping anyone. Could the breakdowns be perhaps a side effect of alien technology?

Whoa there, hos. Scathing sarcasm of both sides of an debate is my niche. That being said... nicely put, Boggsey. According to Professor Stephen Hawkings, time travel through a wormhole is entirely possible. In fact, natural wormholes are very common. The trick is that to travel through a wormhole, ...

Something happened while I was away. By "away" I mean when I was in prison recently; please see Camping with Reptoids for more about that. Two of my best agents in the Land of Dixie have quit. My best part time reporter in the region and one of my better sources both won the lottery. The f...

I have returned. I will politely ignore the fact that no one seems to have missed me. Look at me ignoring. I am ignoring up a storm. Until late yesterday, I have been a guest of our government. Actually, I have been a prisoner of someones government. I can't be certain whether I ended up in the cust...

That is an interesting question, Hannah. It is well established that at least the Vikings reached North America. Not all of these explorers (the Vikings being a good example) would have been interested in establishing trade routes. The North American tribes didn't have much worth stealing fro a Nord...

I am at the Sunshine Campground, well a Sunshine Campground. The weather is beautiful. I hadn't realized just how badly I needed to get out of the office. I have not yet found any reptiles, and I even checked the local phone book. I have seen an unusual number of garder snakes. They are all over the...

What sorts of help are you offering?

Don't forget Outlaw and Billy J.

Hello my pretties, Yesterday, I received an interesting e-mail at the After Midnight News Agency. It was about an underground facility being built by the governerment to drill down far enough to reach its reptoid masters. The message shows several signs of being written by a schizophrenic. Now, I am...

What the heck happened? I sent a question through the network to that guy I know who knows the guy who knows the guy. My guy is angry with me for causing him trouble, his guy is in hiding, and his guy has reportedly vanished. My guy is still speaking with me at least. He is currently being charged w...

What was your simple choice, my friend?

That article quotes "a quality control engineer at Kennedy Elucidian Space Time Center." I am sooo going on vacation there the next time I get a week off. As for the equation of Lovecraftian novellas with Spielberg movies, it could be looked into. I know a guy who knows a guy. That guy is ...

A new version of After Midnight is ready for the printer. It turned out that a few more legal loopholes needed to be closed first. It concerns trademarks and such. Julie's research is on hold while she resolves this matter for us. I hope to release something sometime this summer. Thank you for aski...

Do you have any updates, Ethan? I am looking at a report about a patient who vanished from a hospital in Calgary. It doesn't sound exactly like your situation, but it might help. In this report, the patient was amitted for an injury. The wound wasn't healing, but the patient gained nearly a hundred...

Have a safe trip, Nemesis. You can thank me when you get back. For Cessiel, I am very sorry for the crude language of Nemenarcisis. Clearly, he has a lot of his mind. I do welcome you. Furthermore, if you need a shoulder on which cry due to this ill treatment, mine is available. If you have a siste...