My name is Lazarus McQuire of CK International. It is with a heavy heart as I must inform you all that the person you all knew as Joshua [AKA: KonThaak] has died in a salavage recovery expedition in The Gulf of Mexico. The official company reports states that he, along with several other members of...

Greetings Mr. Allen. I am the CEO of a multinational coorporation, a division of which is currently established in the investigation, study, and research of the supernatural, occult, and paranormal activity. As the acting CEO, it is my responsibility to seek out new investment opportunities. I beli...

What ever are you rambling on about? Who are these people and how did they manage to swim up out of the evolutionary quagmire they call a gene pool to get a membership here? None the less; this matter of yet another meaningful opportunity of gainful employment has also been settled. To those partie...

Because we had no takers within the alotted amount of time qualified or capable of ridding the castle of its less than natural squaters, we simple decided to torch the place to the ground using high explosives and napalm. You win some, you loose some. I must however admit that the freelancers here ...

Rude, pompass, and arrogant. You haven't changed much since the days when locked away in that self rightous druid. Back to the subject at hand. I need one or more experienced and stalwart investigators and/hunters for an investigation into a recent acquisition my company has invested in. The locati...

Hello Gentlemen Ive been watching. Children, innocent children are paying the price for this madman and his allies. Yes, I said allies this Shepard fellow dosen't cover his tracks ery well. Though I am surprised how well a man who has been dead for the past 10 years gets around so well. Mr. Hideoshi...

Why my fine Lazlo compatriots; I have some good new to share despite all the dark curtains that have descended across thse boards as of late. The raid on the bio-weapons plant went very smoothly. We took out his men, and the factory. We have dates, records, and sales. If anything, Savarius kept good...

Im sorry, I did not know that keeping the world safe fom the likes of ex-Lazlo gun crazed psychos with a thirst for carange required Lazlo Society permission. If its any consulation, the clean up is under way. And those of you who care, Master Li is alive, in a coma at Topeka General, but alive. App...

Greeting From Japan Gentlemen I see my vacation was well planned. Sorry to hear about Master Li, but then again I suppose he had a death wish. Die a matyr and stay happy. Anyway, Ill have a cleanup crew in Topeka within two hours to purge the combat site. As far as public record is concerned, a mech...

Stephan - we are not exactly a P.R. firm, nor much on crowd controll. We can and will however gladly flush your prey to a more isolated spot where such things should not be necessary. Very well Mr. Ashikaga. Your help in this matter you be a boon indeed. My only concern if for your men's safety. So...

Greetings Gentlemen I'ld so hate to be the one to break this to you, but my assualt force had the pleasure just past 3 AM last night to have engaged Mr. Holister in the fields of Topeka, Kansas. That field is now stained red. With the blood and bodies of two dozen of my best men and two downed Black...

Gentlemen. Even if ROUGE is behind this, it doesn't change the fact that you havea rogue operative who has gotten his wires crossd and has gne completely ballistic. Though I do appreciate the help in dealing with Mr. Savarius a weeks prior. I do value my neck remaining attached to my shoulders. This...

You are a noble man Master Li, a fool, but a noble one.Why should you needlessly have to die. Despite your honor Master li, hubris is still a sin. Why die a matyr when you live on as a hero. Its obvious that your dear hillbilly sheriff friend has gone off the perverbial deep end. If need be I can se...

Very well, It is a delicate opperation. The fewer people involved, the better off your fair city will be. We have tracked three Sowki to Tokyo. We have reason to believe they are in possession of an ancient text known as The Darkhold Grimoire. We want it, they need to die, and the world becomes a ha...

I wa glad to see the information was of some use to you. As for the terms the lease of your men, I assure you that they will shown the upmost respect. However when they return, that which they do possess in knowledge and skill, will be complimented with technology, science, and weaponry. We at The S...

Greetings again kind Ashiaga. I must appoligize again for my lapse of the Japanese language. Its been over two years since I visted your wonderful country last. Such a beautiful culture. I acquired one of those Bonzai trees. Another little hobby of mine. Enough of the formalities Ashiaga, for we are...

You are wise Hideoshichan. As far as I am concerned, morals have no place in business. Your "society" does what it must, and mine must do the same. As for not keeping you in the "loop", I am dreadfully sorry, but we have our little secrets. Allow The Society of SHadows to make it...

Onichiwa Hidioshichan Forgive me if my Japanese is a little rusty. I thank you for your efforts, you may bring the tanks to Tokyo Harbor, look for my vessel The Oroboros. It will be the one with the Blackhawk gunship on the helipad. As for te tanks, I hope none of men opened them. I don't have to te...

To All Hello again loyal followers of Lazlo. Well my orginazation has looked into Mr. Hidioshi and his orginazation. Like many oriental crime syndicates his is a two sided coin. Much like The Tyrad or Red Bamboo, his group can be fairly brutal, vengeful, and cruel. They are a fairly sized criminal o...

Hello Again Gentlemen To my dismay, there is in fact a traitor amongst the ranks of Lazlo, then again thereis not. I never would noticed it, but a keen eye for detail and patience pointed ut fromthe surveillance records, that the traitor s not in fact one person, but one person capable of being more...

Congratulations Mr. Fate on your valiant efforts. Our research into the acquired Parenovirus is slow at best. There is some some unknown base gene code we can not break as of yet, but we are working on it. We do have a lead into whom may be supporting Savarius' efforts. I am both pleased that Savari...

I would be the last one would expect to rain on your little parade, but I believe The Unnamable already tried the whole "join our side" bit. It very humorously did not work then, I do not think it will work now. Speaking as a fellow member or "The Dark Side", these hero types don...

Kolya wrote:*yawn*

I believe you said that very well my Russian friend. I do so wonder why dime store villains always flock to these boards like cancer to a prostate?

Adieu

Well Gentlemen Thanks to your efforts, my orginazation has 50 gallons of Parenovirus to study and the location of the cult that is finacially backing Savarius. A would call that a success. Thank you gentlemen, especially you KonThaak, and I expect you to uphold our little arrangement. As for the vir...

(Re-enters the cabin alone), " Gentlemen I believe we may have a problem, a bi-plane that seems to be doing some late night out of season crop dusting is heading right for us. I would not worry though, for I believe that Kon Thaak has things under control. Now since I have not heard a crash, he...