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by Joe Smith
Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:41 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: I thought my part was over . . . an end to my Memorial Day
Replies: 13
Views: 2201

Re: I thought my part was over . . . an end to my Memorial D

From victoria day to memorial day I actually took a vacation. It was nice. I was bored after three days.

It sounds like you had a more interesting time than me.
by Joe Smith
Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:37 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Buisness
Replies: 78
Views: 18464

Re: Buisness

Trauma plates won't stop most high powered piston rounds. They just punch through if they don't have a soft nose bullet. And if they don't puch through, you simply push the plate into the target several inches as it deforms. I don't know if that will stop a bloodsucker, but it might get its attentio...
by Joe Smith
Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:31 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Mummified Baby escapes grave
Replies: 7
Views: 382

Re: Mummified Baby escapes grave

Because its like watching a car crash. Its hard to look away, but you know that what you are watching isn't very pleasant.
by Joe Smith
Fri May 28, 2010 10:36 am
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Buisness
Replies: 78
Views: 18464

Re: Buisness

Shock effect can work to stun or knock over a normal living person. Its basically a short circuit of the nervous system by the trauma. You basically stun the person like with a knockout punch.

Large, flat faced, slow to medium velocity bullets have the greatest shock effect.
by Joe Smith
Fri May 21, 2010 2:29 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Buisness
Replies: 78
Views: 18464

Re: Buisness

.600 is just way too large a round for derriger type all and uses a very slow burning powder because they are a low pressure round. A 45-70, 445 Supermag, or 50 S&W mag is about the largest round that is fireable from a repeating pistol, in terms of muzzle energy. I did have a customer commision...
by Joe Smith
Mon May 17, 2010 3:26 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Buisness
Replies: 78
Views: 18464

Re: Buisness

I think the title of worlds biggest goddamn pistol has already been taken. Its a revolver that shoots .600 Nitro Express.

If Ron does't do fabrication, I probably can do it. Might take a bit though, I have a pretty big job I am working on right now.
by Joe Smith
Wed May 05, 2010 3:24 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Buisness
Replies: 78
Views: 18464

Re: Buisness

Check out that judges rifling Ron, it also has a rounded profile and slower twist. If you are a Taurus dealer (I'm not) I have heard you can buy the specialized cutters for that rifling directly from them. I have never tried a judge for accuracy. Anyone here try it? I am kind of curious to see how w...
by Joe Smith
Tue May 04, 2010 4:35 pm
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Wish You Were Here - The Tall Pines Asylum Investigation
Replies: 16
Views: 513

Re: Wish You Were Here - The Tall Pines Asylum Investigation

I will call the field test of the "spook light" a failure. One of the things that Carter failed to mention was that when it went off, it not only overloaded the machine and blew the core open so that Gabe did whatever he did, but it also dropped all of us to the floor. At least it threw Ad...
by Joe Smith
Mon May 03, 2010 5:31 pm
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Who is Dr Thadeus Brown?
Replies: 23
Views: 602

Re: Who is Dr Thadeus Brown?

I like to cook.
by Joe Smith
Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:27 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Taking a little Trip
Replies: 96
Views: 79533

Re: Taking a little Trip

lol - did you ever make it to Ireland? I am running low on Redbreast :wink:
by Joe Smith
Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:14 pm
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Wish You Were Here - The Tall Pines Asylum Investigation
Replies: 16
Views: 513

Re: Wish You Were Here - The Tall Pines Asylum Investigation

And you guys made fun of me when I recommended that we burn the place down - before we went in...

I don't think I am going to listen to Ben anymore when he says things like "Its just a little ghost investigation. What could be dangerous about that?"
by Joe Smith
Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:55 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Taking a little Trip
Replies: 96
Views: 79533

Re: Taking a little Trip

I really don't know anything about womens undergarments. Other than I like watching them be modeled.

I can however unlatch a 4 hook bra one handed in under a second.
by Joe Smith
Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:55 am
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Taking a little Trip
Replies: 96
Views: 79533

Re: Taking a little Trip

:oops: I have sent it to J to build it. She is better equipped to deal with it.
by Joe Smith
Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:51 am
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Cup o' Joe - A Rescue Story
Replies: 22
Views: 588

Re: Cup o' Joe - A Rescue Story

And I have an idea. :twisted:
by Joe Smith
Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:48 am
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Not at home
Replies: 366
Views: 9391690

Re: Not at home

School is very important. I have some higher education and have even taught. I am sure you will find it a lot of fun.
by Joe Smith
Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:17 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Favorite Firearm
Replies: 35
Views: 905

Re: Favorite Firearm

Everyone knows my preferences for heavy caliber medium vel rounds. For backup, go for something that is either easy to reload and has a lot of rounds, or something that packs one hell of a punch. You either need the ammo to fire a lot and keep heads down, or the punch to fire once and remove a head....
by Joe Smith
Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:10 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Who Wants to Explore an Asylum
Replies: 14
Views: 416

Re: Who Wants to Explore an Asylum

No fighting or danger?

I might want to go. I want to see if something works better now that I made a change or two to it.
by Joe Smith
Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:08 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Help Wanted
Replies: 41
Views: 22529

Re: Help Wanted

Don't hold out on us. Inquiring minds and all that.
by Joe Smith
Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:05 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Ammunition needed.
Replies: 70
Views: 5070

Re: Ammunition needed.

I can look at it.
by Joe Smith
Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:03 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Taking a little Trip
Replies: 96
Views: 79533

Re: Taking a little Trip

I can get J to make an entire wardrobe. Shes quite good and likes making clothes. She send me an email today asking when she gets to make more

Someone else has asked for sometime similar to a "water bra". I have no idea what that is....
by Joe Smith
Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:19 am
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: NUCLEAR BULLETS!
Replies: 50
Views: 1027

Re: NUCLEAR BULLETS!

DU works good. As Ronbo mentioned, a HV sabot round can actually get going fast enough to ignite and it burns ferociously. Goes through a tank like a hot knife through butter. Bad stuff to have coming at you. It just does't go critical because the nuclear mass is too low. Its a chemical reaction, no...
by Joe Smith
Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:11 am
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Cup o' Joe - A Rescue Story
Replies: 22
Views: 588

Re: Cup o' Joe - A Rescue Story

Then we need to rain hell on them before they get the chance.
by Joe Smith
Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:55 pm
Forum: Philosophers Corner
Topic: Music
Replies: 49
Views: 5335

Re: Music

Holister, you playlist would definately make me want to kill something.
by Joe Smith
Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:10 pm
Forum: Philosophers Corner
Topic: Music
Replies: 49
Views: 5335

Re: Music

Ministry and DevilDriver are in my playlist right now.
by Joe Smith
Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:53 am
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Ammunition needed.
Replies: 70
Views: 5070

Re: Ammunition needed.

J has been busy. She has gotten all orders out already.

New toys are on the horizon to qualified buyers.
by Joe Smith
Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:52 am
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Taking a little Trip
Replies: 96
Views: 79533

Re: Taking a little Trip

Actually you must have miss-heard. She likes her boys "pretty dumb". The dumb ones don't ask questions.

So - how did the jacket work?
by Joe Smith
Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:50 am
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: NUCLEAR BULLETS!
Replies: 50
Views: 1027

Re: NUCLEAR BULLETS!

This is just a joke. Basic physics (both newtonian and nuclear) preclude this from actually ever working. You guys know that the DU rounds are just used because of the extremely high density of DU and that its in a tungsten penetrator? It doesn't go critical when it hits - they just use it because i...
by Joe Smith
Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:41 am
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Cup o' Joe - A Rescue Story
Replies: 22
Views: 588

Re: Cup o' Joe - A Rescue Story

I have been watching Ben and his family recently. Molly is adorable.

I don't think I can just go out and pretend this society doesn't exist. Something needs to be done about them.
by Joe Smith
Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:22 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Favorite Firearm
Replies: 35
Views: 905

Re: Favorite Firearm

Beowolf & a SPAS.

Obvious reasons.
by Joe Smith
Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:20 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Ammunition needed.
Replies: 70
Views: 5070

Re: Ammunition needed.

How about rounds made of unbelievium. Also known as "magic bullets"! Same type as used on JFK!