• Turtles are a Smart and Noble Animal

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:48 am**

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp ... 4#22198544

Sorry but we don't have a General or Comedy sub-forum to put this stuff in

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:56 am**

Oh those turtles.

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:02 pm**

Psychologist wrote:Would you like to see my turtle do tricks?

Yea but can his blow up a football stadium? :mrgreen:

I need a little good cheer right now. I'm sooo bummed out. Worn down. Staring at the ceiling instead of sleeping. Thanks Bert.

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:05 pm**

You're welcome!

And if it could blow up a stadium could it outrun the timer?

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:07 pm**

"Ok T-5 days!" *turtle starts fleeing*

It's good to laugh.

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:12 pm**

Hahahaha, yes it is ^__^

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:33 pm**

Laughing's good.

Taking out a supernasty is best.

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:36 pm**

Laughing is good.

Taking out a Supernasty is better.

Taking out a Supernasty while l aughing is best.

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:42 pm**

Just take out the supernasty and go after the next, the laughing ca come when your telling the stories later.

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:07 pm**

What is it about fishing and fighting supernasties that makes a man lie?

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:44 pm**

"I once killed a zombified dog THIIIIIIIIS big!"

Posted: **Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:29 am**

My stories are truthful - I usually get beaten up pretty good - but the critter gets dead.

Posted: **Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:20 pm**

What about your fishing stories?

Still joking..

Posted: **Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:18 pm**

My fishing stories are also truthful . . . I catch fish . . . the details on the length, weight and how long it takes me to land 'em might be subject to embellisment.

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:23 am**

Stick o' dynamite usually makes for a good fishing pole.

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:48 pm**

Just ask Scotty. :lol: