First off...I wanted to thank both Hannah and Ei for all their help lately... I ...I fear I'd be going even more stir-crazy if not for those two...

Having said that...I have a new song to post... In the tradition of me posting songs in dedication to fallen villains...and how much they sucked for being villains...I present to you, the Windner song...

If you don't know what song this is a parody of...I recommend looking up "The Llama Song"...

...*ahem*

Here's a Windner, there's a Windner,
And another little Windner,
Fuzzy Windner, funny Windner,
Windner Windner Gabe...

Windner Windner cheesecake Windner,
Tablet brick potato Windner,
Windner Windner mushroom Windner,
Windner Windner Gabe...

I was once a Lazlite, I wrote on the boards,
But I never saw the way the dead guy made the hordes...
I was on my computer, and it told a tale!
So now listen all you folks, to this monk named Will(ie)...

Did you ever see a Windner
Kiss a Windner on the Windner?
Windner's Windner, tastes of Windner,
Windner Windner Gabe...

Half a Windner, twice the Windner,
Not a Windner, Farmer Windner,
Windner in a windmill blender,
Windner Windner Gabe...

Is that how it's told now? Is it so freaky?
Is it told by Caliburn, Bert Angel Eilonwy?
Now my song is getting thin, I know how to rave!
Time for me to retire now, and become a Gabe!

Oh, fuck you!

Me or KT?

Just for the record, my previous post was a joke. Trying to bring some humor to the situation. Something, if memory serves, that you used to do.

At this point, I might as well just say it applies to you both.
As for humor, try renting a clown. I've got problems of my own to solve right now.

Angel... As for this post...I know you're going through hell right now, and I'm sorry... I...I wish I could've been there to stop what happened from happening. I really, really do...but things have been so somber since then...and pair that with the fact that I can barely go out at night, and barely leave this closet during the day...I haven't seen Julian or Alexis in more than two weeks, now. I'm facing the prospects of having the remainder of my days completely unable to experience any physical sensations besides pain. I may never again be able to taste, smell, or feel anything...

I can't...I can't do this much longer and stay sane, so I do things like this to break up this melancholy...

This wasn't meant to offend...but I understand if you take offense to it. Nevertheless...despite any offense you or anyone else takes...it's a perversely small bit of happiness I get. Don't deny it to me...

Angel/Susan. I was there with you when James was taken from this world. I wish there was a way to save him, but there wasnt. I wish I could have sacrificed my life for his, but I dont think you nor James could have taken down Windner. I barely did. Logos and Koralth were barely holding their own against what was trying to ambush us from the rest of the house.

Again, I am sorry.

Of course, I dont how this might help alleviate your tears, but with the way the deceased just dont stay down around here, perhaps James one day will find his way back to you.

Dude, he DOESN'T EVEN HAVE AN ASS TO KICK!

We need tog et this fixed and now!

Hannah wrote:Pa, he's been angry the whole time since we were in tha cave. He's grounded me about three times since then, although I only deserved it twice. He snaps at Eilonwy and Josh a bit too.

Could we please not talk about Ron, Hannah? He’s—he’s a man of . . . he chooses his own . . . I—let’s not bring him up. Please.

Hannah wrote:Eilonwy's really tired, she's been working really hard all day everyday on those crafts she makes. She also seems ta get really worn out when she posts like she was Celeste . . . I asked her ta stop and use her own account and voice, but she won't listen.

It’s . . . not that simple, Hannah. I . . . can’t remember what happened unless I . . . it’s very difficult to recall any details, and it drains me emotionally and mentally to do so.

seriously, I think the more she's exposed to this, the better. I think the time to give her an innocent childhood is WAAAY past, and the only thing to do now is just salvage what she's got and get her moving along. Treating her like she's still a child is pretty pointless anymore.

Hannah wrote:PS: Anybody heard from Willie since Hallowe'en?

No. A few days afterward I was meditating on what went wrong when Lo Fung called, and since then we've been globe-hopping on Agency business.

Yeah, well, Ei's had a few issues that she apparently dredged up recently.

Know what, GS? You don't know shit about it, so keep your big mouth out of stuff that you've got no business saying, OK?

Hannah wrote:I wish you hadn't had ta leave so soon, Pa and Eilonwy have been real weird since ya left. They hardly talk ta each other anymore. You're real good at gettin' them to lighten up.

I know, sweetie. I wanted to stay, too.

Lo Fung, who's that?

One of my bosses. He was a friend of Victor Lazlo.

Hannah wrote: . . . Pa and Eilonwy have been real weird . . .

Well, Hannah, I . . . (am blushing, obviously . . .) it’s just been . . . one of those times when . . . well . . .

concrete_Angel wrote:Yeah, well, Ei's had a few issues that she apparently dredged up recently.

. . . I’m sorry, Susan . . . you’ve been in my thoughts a lot lately, when I haven’t been . . . you and James. Please . . . was it fast? Was it painless? I’m sorry, I just . . . I . . . .

NEVER SAY THAT NAME AGAIN. This is the last time I'm letting you know.

Konrad--or whoever the fuck you are...

SHUT THE GODDAMNED FUCKING HELL UP!

Why oh shit?

What are you afraid of?

GhostSpider wrote:Why would I want to antagonize all the people on this board? All it gets me is everyone wanting to hunt me down...

Unless Konrad has some kind of serious mental illness, this is the best argument against all of this being him. Even if he were possessed or mind controlled, that would not directly be him. The more I hear, the less certain I am that he is the culprit here.

We need to have a clearing house for information here. If we open up a thread to compile information here, I fear it will become corrupt and cofused by extraneous comments. I am willing to offer my services to compile information, unless someone else better suited to the effort is willing to step forward.

Enough people have died recently, we need to ensure that we don't add to the total ourselves.

Droopy