Never send a woman to do a man's work. Shouldn't you be at home taking care of your husband?

Gentleman, I'm going to be polite.

Take your damned chauvinistic ideals and shove them sideways up your ass hard enough to leave yourself bleeding for a fucking month.

If you don't mind me being a little more rude, I can make it plainer for you, should this high-class-type speech be a little too far over your head.

Shouldn't you be going to get your manicure touched up Gentleman?

Honestly dude, I can't wait to see you get gutted by a woman. The look on your face is going to be priceless.

Mr. KonThaak,

Do not attack me because your woman had to save you and Mr. Murray. I know you must be feeling inadequate after that, especially after you let this older gentleman thwart your attacks so easily with his cane.

Hey, I'm married and I've got a kid. Y'know what that means? It means I'm obviously capable of making my woman happy. (And by "my woman", I mean more than just "my property", you ass-licking man-whore.) I would be more than glad to tell you how damned happy I can make her, but I don't think she'd appreciate it. Needless to say, I doubt you could possibly compare.

While we're on the subject of chauvinism, I don't see why you, of all people, should have a problem with a woman doing all your work for you. Bert and I took the easy job of "bait", while Lex did all the real work of killing Dele Morte (or whatever the hell it was). So tell me, why are you griping about this? Don't tell me you're actually afraid of her!

That's it, isn't it? XD

You know, i've been saved by women before and I never felt inadequate. Embarassed that I needed to be saved, yes; but that my rescuer was a woman never entered the picture.

You obviously have some issues to work out.

Woman are to be used for a man's pleasure and to birth him strong sons. The best and brightest of the lot are capable of housework. Like any faithful animal, women make fine pets and companions for their suited roles. However, they are not to be depended upon for anything too difficult or requiring great mental or physical prowess or endurance.

Foolish notions of love only get in the way of using a woman for her intended purpose as somewhat intelligent livestock. I myself traded my daughter to a Duke of some reknown to increase my land holdings. The fool became enamored with her and traded perfectly good land for her hand in marriage.

And you wonder why you yet don't have a woman? Damn, bitch, you really ARE pretty stupid!

Taking you down will be a pleasure, but leaving scraps of you for Lex and Logos to shred will be oh, so very satisfying.

Provided I get there first, of course. If not...well, sucks to be you.

I have a different woman in my bed every night. Not all of them are willing; that only proves my point that woman are weak and should be dominated by the superior gender of the species.

...Oh, you fucking wait, you sick goddamned sunuvabitch. I will see you with your arms ripped off, your ankles tied to your neck, getting raped by women with strap-ons, one after a-fucking-nother.

For added pleasure and amusement, I'll see to it that the strap-ons are the design of a friend of mine, a girl who, as a modern art project, made some rather...interesting cement strap-ons...and for added irony, I'll see to it that the ones who weren't willing will be the ones wearing them.

Alright asshole, now your starting to piss me off.

You think women are weak? My mother is probably the strongest person I know. Not only did she suffer from the death of two of her children, she also had to put up with my father divorcing her, and watching her only other child descend into depression and anger (I was really angry at the world for awhile there). That was all in ONE YEAR, and you know what, she survived it all. She got married again, to a good man, and managed to make herself a new life. That takes strength.

So you better shut it bitch, or else i'm going to hunt YOU down and tie you up so Logos and KEi can gut your sorry ass.

Now that's the spirit.

What's a styptic pencil?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Styptic_pencil

Burns like a mother fucker, especially on a spot like your lip or something.

My, what vulgar language you all use.

This discussion is making my thoughts wander. Ms. Nakamura is quite a handsome woman, wouldn't you say?

Tick, Tock Mr. Gentleman. Oh and if you try anything silly you will find that my knowledge of anatomy will make that degree of proximity exeptionally unpleasant.

Very well, I assume since these are the most acceptable clothes available, nude it will be. Again, I do not wear puffy frilly things, they are for the cows that you are accustomed to dealing with, and I refuse to lower myself to their level.

So again, a sleek gown, a suit, or the suit I was born in - take your pick.

You want a southern lady?

Come and get one dumb ass...... it'll be the last thing your pathetic dandy little corpse's eyes will rest upon.

Thank you kindly and my southern hospitality will be positively aflutter in anticipation of your arrival, dick head.

Now, Now, Ladies, just because he is not "The Gentleman" he claims to be does not mean that we should be getting all worked up over his words. It is like expecting a plowhand to become a noble lord just by gettign the money and clothes - it just doesn't work.

No matter how well gilt the frame, if the picture is of a mule, than it is just an ass in a fancy setting.

Gentleman, my psych class taught me that when a guy goes out of his way to brag about his hetrosexuality they are trying desperately to cover up their true desires.

Is there something you would really like to share with everyone? I am sure there is a booking available for the Springer show.

You may be on to something there DK. I lay odds he was sent to one of those proper boys boarding schools, that are anything but proper. That could explain a few things.

I luv it!

Yep, it doesn't take an idiot to figure out that the Gentleman likes to put on the wrong green.

Maybe we're lucky and Robin offed Morte.

Of course he is Logos, not that it is that hard.

Or is he just Scared?