Greetings and Salutations Lazlo Society,

I have spoken with a few of you over the past few weeks. It was revealed by the eminent Mr. KonThaak that my intentions towards the Society are not benign, and that it is my plan to hunt some of your number for sport; specifically those of you who have received my Visiting Cards.

Ms. Nakamura was the first to receive a card and will be the first to become my prey. Normally I do not prey upon women or children. They're too weak physically and mentally; lacking the precise mind and refined body that men possess. However she has proven herself to be more resourceful and dangerous than many men.

Still, this shouldn't take long. I do hope it proves to be interesting if not challenging.

So, my first reply is from one of the fairer sex. I would explain my motivations to you, but I do not believe you have the aptitude for understanding such things. Perhaps if your husband is around I could speak of such things to him.

The Gentleman wrote:So, my first reply is from one of the fairer sex. I would explain my motivations to you, but I do not believe you have the aptitude for understanding such things. Perhaps if your husband is around I could speak of such things to him.

Pal, although I am out of the country at the moment, when I come back if there is a single Society member gone because of you, I swear I will turn the tables on you and YOU will become the hunted. So I suggest if you place any value on your existance, do yourself a favor and leave NOW!!!!!

Gentleman, a word of advice.

Do not post your intentions here. It will only come back and bite you in the ass. It is a lesson I have learned.

Other than that, good luck on the hunt.

Obviously haven't learned that lesson too well Voice, as you're STILL POSTING HERE!

Gentleman (Permit me a laugh ), you are obviously not too great a hunter. You've just alerted your prey to your intentions. So, we've learned your pompous, stupid, and arrogant.

Shouldn't take too long to kill you then. Have a nice day bitch.

Ms. Nakamura has been captured. Alas, I can not bring myself to strike down a woman. I also want to know what she knows. So, until she proves to be a liability she is my guest.

Please note that I will not extend the same courtesy to all of my prey.

As Ghost said hunting the hunters is not an easy task, especially when the hunters know you are coming. If your reason for this is that you are bored and want a better target, I would suggest that you go after the likes of The Dark Voice and Dym. Both seem to be difficult to find and kill, although how they manage to stay alive is anyone's guess.

On another note, you claim to have captured Ms. Nakamura yet there is no evidence other than your word.

Gentleman, don't go around assuming that women can't understand things that we men discuss. It's really rather impolite for someone who claims to be the epitome of proper mannerisms and etiquette to insult someone's intelligence just because of her gender.

All the same, here I am. I don't think I can word it better than Logos did, so here goes... "Why the hell are you hunting people? Did The Most Dangerous Game seem like a good idea to you?"

I suggest you let Kei go, if you really have her. We don't usually react too nicely when someone goes and attacks one of our friends.

One last suggestion... Don't slight women around here anymore, Gentleman... I think it's safe to say that those of us here tend to value everyone, and we don't cling to such old fashioned beliefs as you seem to. I'll leave it to the women to defend themselves, though. The only thing your misogynist ways bring to question is your sexuality.

All I've got to say is "Bring it."

Oh great. Another idiot to drop a truck on.

I was planning on something a little smaller, but just as final.

Shadowstalker wrote:I was planning on something a little smaller, but just as final.

Sorry, that was a bit of company slang that slipped out there.

Found a package outside of my door this morning. Simply put, Ms. Nakamura has been captured. So the question is, what do we do about it?

I had hoped it would be more entertaining. I believe Mr. Caliburn will provide me with more sport.

The hunt is on Mr. Caliburn.

Be careful Ron. If he can capture Kei as easily as he did he is not someone to take lightly.

My apologies. I was quite occupied seeing to my guest's accomodations.

I've always enjoyed the thrill of the hunt.

When I was but a lad I hunted small game. Then I progressed to fox hunts. And then big game hunting. After a short time the hunt always became dull.

Then I took to hunting people. It was fun, for a time. Then I began to hunt fellow hunters, that was intriguing, but the thrill only lasted for a short time.

One day I discovered the supernatural. Oh my yes, that was quite fun. Werewolves, Vampyres, Spectres, I hunted it all. But, alas, as time went by even that became humdrum.

Then I caught wind of The Society. Hunting supernatural hunters, what a novel idea. The logical progression. When I tire of you I do not know what I will hunt.

I'm just wondering, but how many times have we heard this on the forums.

Oh, i'm so smart and powerful, and you'll never defeat me, La dee da dee da.


My opinion, too many times. If you're so bad ass, why are you making such a stupid mistake? Actually, why are you making so many stupid mistakes?

Good luck Ron, and Kei.

Who ever is on the way go ahead and get in touch with me. I remember the path I took to reach this room, as well as some of the security measures. I can likely guess what the other security measures are by the area of the house, there are only so many ways to place security devices when you are concerned about cosmetics.

I am making do with what is on my PDA for now, but am almost out of materiel to study. Almost time to start becoming a nuisance. Oh and if anyone wants a mock up of this room, I can give every detail you would need to build it, memorized the entire room today.

Oh and thank you in advance for walking into this trap for me. I'll owe you one.
Ron, I may have a design for you to take to patent, as well as the design. Might help your business a bit.

Kei... It took me this long to figure out who sent me that computer. I haven't touched it all this entire week, because I wasn't sure who sent it...

Thank you. Rest assured, I'll do everything in my power to help you...

KT, don't feel bad. I had the same hesitation at plugging in the machine when I received one. Once I checked it out on an isolated system, I must say I was much pleased with it. It makes a very nice remote server for field work.

The Villians Unlimited Society?

Wait a sec, isn't that a book?

Honestly Holister, how long have we known that this guy was a villain? A week, maybe. Most of us have been too busy with our own shit, and have no time to go and "get our act together" you pompus arrogant prick.

You want it done, than do it yourself and stop with the bitching.

The Gentleman wrote:When I tire of you I do not know what I will hunt.

sound lik a Midlife Cris if i've ever herd of one.